ah yes my favourite content creator owie “Invalid Handle”

is this what they call becoming 25

hamlet: i don’t understand why everyone hates me ophelia: i don’t hamlet: shut up whore

why do they make refilling out the tax forms on twitch so fucking difficult to find or am i just really stupid

Hawking Building review – the Science Museum’s giant new shed of the weird and wonderful

Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take. It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨ #ClassicTV #FunFacts

i think that going out last night and also doing tequila shots was possibly the worst idea i had this weekend so far but we’re here now :)

just checking in on your joi de vivre, your je ne sais quoi, your deja vu

looking at this i can kind of see it i think out of all of them though i’m definitely mostly belle and mia

it is so so cold and i am so so eepy

maybe i should take out my brain, blow on it, and then pop it back in

ellie for the week

What fresh hell is this? I prefer my hell dry aged for 30 days.

me when i kafka my friends

in furtherance to my last post about these daily mixes…the main character mix may actually get me

hamlet’s bestie keeping track of all the damsels hamlet banged. call that a horacio.

🎃 halloween snacks 🍂

not gonna lie some of these mixes are the most random things but its piqued my interest bc wtf do you mean i have a “coastal cowgirl” mix

they’re going over bonjour tristesse to make sure it will be enough to make 18 year old ellie despair in the year 2018 (it worked)

today is the game of how many skincare products can i use before i stop having breakouts (i’m at 2 so far i’ve used my rosy cheeks facemask and i’ve got a black sugar facemask on rn)

Gay los campesinos! fans be like: Bi your hand is the only end I foresee

All oopsies, no daisies, playboy

my stomach hurts rn but i am being SO BRAVE about it

just a reminder for the people who may have followed me here from my twitter and all that: fuck wilbur soot and his abusive ways. and if you support him in any capacity while following me, go fuck yourself.

nearly a week to halloween and my team at work have to carve pumpkins idk how we’re gonna manage this but sure ig

is this how i make the reference of me actually making films

every time i hear highkey wap this evening i will slowly lose my sanity

is now a good time to politely request for people to show the latest ig post some love :3

Her: You’re going to have to choose a side. Him: Look, my vote is my own private business. Her: No, I mean the meal deal comes with one side. I recommend the onion rings.

Who else up muttering “what the fuck” to themselves as they shuffle from room to room wondering why they’re awake?

“Rome, c. 1960”. Photo by Jane Bown, from the book ‘Jane Bown: Cats’, 2016.

tiny writing go brrr (i am doing a quiz on drill things for cadets to test my knowledge)

gonna be reposting some older art for da new folks

think i inadvertantly made myself sad from listening to steal my girl…13/14 year old ellie would not be able to cope rn

squad trip to the canada potato museum when

there is no graceful way to eat a hot dog whatsoever

i prefer to not introduce myself actually. i want to keep an air of mystery here. (i have to think and i don’t have the brain power currently for that)

just got home and both my parents are asleep this isn’t normal for a cadet night

following all my friends and a few of the people i mod for just so i can curate this slightly more to less of the Hell Show

AQUATOFANA YEAAAAA

uhhhh time to change the bio

i feel like i aged significantly upon seeing this post…and yes i still remember the bear hunt chant!!

happy christmas eve i have ✨hearing issues✨so i have to douse my ear canal in some sort of oily liquid to alleviate that (all while laying down in bed watching true crime youtube)

decided today i will shower and then maybe attempt to do another stick and poke (if i can be bothered to get my equipment out again for it and do it all it’s gonna be a time)

a cosmo quiz from the early 2000s about relationships

the skies are a lot more blue today ✨ (wahoo first post!!)