Ceedee Lamb needs to ceedee bench

SHUT UP TOM BRADY

If you’re in line to jump off the Walt Whitman Bridge, stay in line

ok seriously you guys who got the pic of jake elliott i need it

light as a feather stiff as a board ass catch

this is Dallas’ tight end btw

MY MAN

Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

Calling them the SWAT team from here on out

waiting all day for Go Birds night

guy at bar in Tennessee: “fire patullo, go birds.”

🦅🦅

fixed it :)

he should rename that bridge on his first day in office

one of the nice things about voting is that there are so few opportunities as an adult to get a free sticker for pushing a few buttons

Ken Rosenthal talks like he practiced his lines sooo hard for the school play

rip alfred hitchcock you would've loved saying "go birds"

Joe Flacco, John Schneider… big week for Blue Hens

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 extra innings 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

A baseball doink!!!

ready for baseball

bsky.app/profile/did:... Block them easily. After reporting the hatch act violations.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

THE ONLY GOOD THING 2025 HAS GIVEN US 🙏🙏🙏

my favorite newsletter is back! smash the subscribe button y’all!!

*day after baseball ripped my heart out of my chest* god I love baseball

How it feels to watch this ALDS Game 5

this game might be healing my broken soul 😌

This skeet is for Taylor Swift, if you’re not Taylor Swift keep scrolling… Stop emailing me about the life of a showgirl don’t you understand the Phillies lost last night

I would love the opportunity to punch these announcers in the face

yay more of this game😭

it doesn’t even matter which team this is about

“Young Hurler” is what they called me in college

I would die for Cristopher Sanchez

And the Philadelphia Phillies

AS I WAS SAYING

injured myself rolling my eyes too hard at Brian Anderson this whole damn game

…are they doing the wave at dodger stadium rn

@phillies

KYLE REMEMBERED HOW TO HIT DINGERS

Trying to convince myself the powder blues will save the season. Let’s go phils

If you’re in line to jump off the Walt Whitman Bridge, stay in line

I hope the Phillies win tonight