2025 World Series

cause of death: watching baseball game

Seeing former Phillies play well in the World Series

Seattle 🤝 Philadelphia Crushing disappointment

ready for baseball

imagine sucking ass so bad that millions of people dedicate a Saturday afternoon to complain about how much you suck ass

You telling me a Jimmy ate this world?

Yes. The error ended the game. It it’s not why the Phillies lost the series. And without the error, he makes that easy out at first and just got himself out of a bases loaded jam in the bottom 11th.

How it feels to watch this ALDS Game 5

The end of that Phillies game felt like watching election returns in 2016

JT Realmuto and Orion Kerkering

If you’re in line to jump off the Walt Whitman Bridge, stay in line

And the Philadelphia Phillies

October Phillies

Ruben Amaro never met a shadow he wouldn’t comment on

JT Realmuto hits what looks like a solo HR in the 9th to walk off the game. As he’s rounding third, his feet leave the basepath as he ascends to heaven. He never touches home, Phillies lose in 12 innings

Garrett Stubbs is back in his natural habitat (beer-soaked locker room)

[extremely tired voice] we own the east

This but complimentary

Kyle… tysm

RAV the 4th be with you

Phillies send in Lou Trivino, this series is making me want to “try vino” myself tbh

The Phillies on the way to Queens:

Ask not for whom the 4th inning RAVs

🎶heeeeEeeyyEyy We’re curing AIDS🎶

“I never wrote a picture in my life” is something an actual toddler would say

realizing I must cancel my beloved Paramount Plus subscription for political reasons

if u can’t handle the Phillies at their 3-4 u don’t deserve them at their 11-0

When I’m in a failing at my one job competition and my opponent is Jordan Romano

doing Duolingo at the Phillies game… it knows

Kyle Schwarber bouncing his 300th homer off the front of the upper deck in garbage time against the worst team in baseball is very funny to me

I’ll never try to prove this but deep in my heart I know that if I met a lion he’d be cool with me. We’d be able to chill.

Castellanos is not playing like the Pope just died

Roses are red Twelve is a dozen

sources in the Vatican are saying that JD Vance went to the bathroom and didn't wash his hands before meeting with the Pope

When I’m in a failing at my one job competition and my opponent is Jordan Romano

Honestly a lot of America's problems could be solved if R2-D2 were real.

Dodgers are 2-4 since touching Donald Trump, which includes a franchise worst 16-0 home shutout. really makes u think

Edmundo Sosa and Johan Rojas

Phillies vs ATL starter: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Phillies vs ATL bullpen: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

shout out to forces beyond my control, gotta be the number one thing I am subject to

take a nap my man

161 wins to go, undefeated Phillies season incoming

Brandon Marsh saying what we're all thinking #phillies

Baseball bless us, every one