#TummyTuesday jiggles

what perfect album came out the year you turned sixteen?

After the buffet and cream chug, daddy @monstorpupz.bsky.social made sure to take care of my big belly, pad and fat cock. *flip phone for optimum chub wobble!*

I was mentored by men who had murdered. Let me tell you about one of them. A thread in honor of Herb Blake.

Fun night out on the town at the tool shed

Song bingo night at the Tool Shed PS. My hubs is looking f’n amazing

Fuck this weather! Time for the dessert 🌞

It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.

Another “add a new friend” objectives in PoGo 🙏

Lured the sexy hubs @monstorpupz.bsky.social into the tub tonight. Tempted to attack. 😈

Not exactly #FCF, but maybe low hangers Friday ?

Already a few beers into #SantaSaturday with @meatierologist.bsky.social

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Happy Turkey Day!

Turkey day prep begins with picking up the turkey!

New meme format just dropped:

As a certified nasty gay, I approve this message. youtu.be/GOQFWGiJqWI?...

$220 million for a fascist ad campaign is bad enough. But it's all to line the pockets of Noem's friends and their families. The details in here are nuts. www.propublica.org/article/kris...

Headed to Palm Springs with @meatierologist.bsky.social over New Years to escape the cold (and elderly parents). Hope to see folks while we’re there!

The change.org petition demanding Chuck Schumer step down as Minority Leader has now reached 50,000 signatures. Sign here: www.change.org/p/demand-tha...

Had to get cleaned up for 2 weeks of work conferences filled with cis-hets

Should we trust left wing leaders?

When I explain that boycotting an election over an issue has never once forced a politician to embrace that issue, I'm not "scolding people to vote." I'm explaining reality. Feel free to sit on your ass! Just don't pretend that your lazy apathy is somehow going to advance your agenda.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE! nokings.org

Mamdani talking lucidly and passionately about trans rights and history in a video that should frankly shame every politician who has hemmed and hawed and triangulated and said, "Well, but sports..." It's not that hard to tell the truth and stand for what's right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvV...

Riding the train to Heathrow so I can fly home

Headed to the UK for the week

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

🚫👑NO KINGS 2.0, October 18 🚫👑 Mark your calendars 📆and tell 🗣️your friends! We have a record to beat. www.fiftyfifty.one Check out other protests and actions here: thepeopledissent.substack.com/p/friday-cal... #weekinprotest

Saw four brutal attack ads against Mikie Sherrill watching football yesterday and one middling ad against her opponent. They're just not going to win a war of negative ads at this rate and really need to offer a clear vision from Sherrill of who she really is and what she actually wants to do.

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

Fuck insomnia

#VaccinesSaveLives #VaccinesWork Now with the added evenfit of keeping nuckle dragging conservatives away from you

We have to strike, yet everyone keeps saying how they can't, so instead it'll get worse and the bank accounts will get slimmer and we'll all be even worse off than ever and then people will say they still can't afford to strike We have to make our stand sometime, why not now? generalstrikeus.com

Nope, I’ll find another way to watch Star Wars #DisneyPlus

We've only moved deeper into the pattern of excusing polite racism, so I'll just repost this piece from the weekend: campaign-trails.ghost.io/the-white-ci...

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

All they had to do to circumvent the 1st Amendment was outsource the censorship to the oligarchs. The oligarchs have seized control of not only the media but the very platforms and algorithms used to disseminate information itself. www.thedissident.news/the-oligarch...

Charlie Kirk in 2023: "It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." He was wrong. No child, no moviegoer and no conservative commentator should have to die to maintain this perverted notion of the 2nd Amendment.

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Ran into Magnifico Giganticus at the airport today #foundation He dressed down for the airport

My most confident belief is that the Democrats in DC won't save us. So if we want them to name a demand and hold to it, we have to name that demand and hold them to it. We have to be the change we expect to see in DC and make them terrified of not getting on board fast enough.

Jax meet CiCi. CiCi meet Jax.

The 1 bright spot in moving my dad out of his house, the movers brought a 🐶!

Headed to FL to pick up Dad for his move to NJ

Amplifying that last repost. I don’t get people who don’t understand that anti-trans hatred is only secondarily about controlling trans people. Its main purpose is to control you. Anti-trans weirdos want a world in which they get to police everybody’s gender conformity, every minute of every day.