ok fine I’ve been bullied by my dumb brain into participating in flex friday

you gotta do it to ‘em!

Unfortunately my office requires clothing. Feels homophobic.

just watched a woman order a BLT on a flat bagel, extra toasted with no mayo, because she just… loves the texture of ash, I guess?

nothing makes me hit a PR like Cruel Angel’s Thesis coming up on shuffle 😤

Masturbating on a rainy Sunday? Groundbreaking.

ok but I actually do think y’all will love it 👀

our new, supple mayor

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

I’m taking too long with Hades and now everyone is going to be done with Z-A before I even start how do you all have the time 😭😭

pic unrelated

decided to be responsible and not go to the sex party last night and then both my planned hookups this weekend had to cancel, the level of feral I am rn 🥴

tits were looking ok enough for a titty tuesday post 🥹

oops I accidentally watched the Six Feet Under finale montage again (twice) and now I’m going to be late for work and quietly sobbing at my desk all day

Scruff Moments saw it first

Scruff Moments saw it first

today I watched a woman mobile order one single donut in an empty Dunkin’ Donuts and then stand around and wait for it and not say anything to the guy doing nothing behind the counter and I am still reeling

There needs to be an option that is less than a woof. Like how do I let someone know I would be open to a woof from them but I don’t want to seem desperate by doing it myself when I’m not sure they’re interested

anyway

Surprising (unfortunately) but so heartening to see a politician actually meeting the moment. This man is doing it. 💕

I love my job I love my job I love my job

no this is just my natural posture what do you mean

no this is just my natural posture what do you mean

hey can we bring back 4+ minute songs please I am begging

Can we do a reaction pic thread? Let’s get each others’ meme albums up

have to leave work on the early side (in an hour and a half) so guess I can’t get anything else done today

ok Hades girls, has anyone else also had an issue with the Rite of Vapor Cleansing (Hot Springs incantation) not showing up? By all accounts it should have triggered for me but hasn’t. Or do you know what triggered it for you? I just want to take a bath 😭

What’s that? Stop playing Hades and go outside? Nah I’m good, thanks.

Ok but like, employers hear me out: forget in-office mandates. Offer this as a service to your employees instead of mediocre snacks and making them commute and they will get so much more done

I really feel like I would be roughly 40% more productive at work if I just had a reliable schedule-matched neighborhood hole I could use every day and get it out of my system, why is this so hard to find

had an *extremely* involved dream about how my imaginary first day on survivor would go (poorly) so I’ve again decided not to apply ahead of tonight’s premiere 😌

PSA: if your bag isn’t dripping like this you need to find yourself a better bagel shop

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

Here is contact information for ABC’s primary affiliate Nexstar, which according to the NY Post drove the decision to pull Kimmel off the air. BE LOUD.

not hungover anymore, but I don’t want to work today so this is still the mood

why yes I am still hungover thanks for asking

please don’t make me look up what a groyper is

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

I wasn’t ready for Hades 2 to come out so quickly I thought I would have a couple months after summer to try and pretend like I’m doing work 😭😭😭

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

fine I’ll do it myself 😤😤

whoomf is gonna help me deal with this so I can actually get some work done today??

SWC told me he loves me today while I was leaving the office (twice!)

why can’t we have nice things like this

ok I know what I said but y’all simply have to see this ridiculous load that @himbochronicles.bsky.social made me shoot 🫠

too soon to give you another FCF by the arbitrary horny posting guidelines I’ve set for myself but just know it is still very fat today 😌