Hey bud, I’m just waiting for my coffee, you need something?

Hey!! (With the intention of being a little shit because I have a crush on you)

Sorry for posting ass so much, I’m still new to having one.

Man dressed like a rogue wearing headphones with built in cat ears on the stairmaster……I know his deviantart goes crazy.

50 something woman parked next to me just hotboxed the hell out of her car before chugging pre-workout and strutting into the gym….brb have a new best friend to make.

Does this shower make my ass look fat?

Ok maybe my arms have grown a little…

It’s Wednesday isn’t it?

Having a lazy Tuesday morning, thinking about how @pupshutter.bsky.social needs to see this photo for reasons.

Was told that I’m looking more “peachy” lately. What do we think?

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

“Bear with me” —uhhh, yeah, I sure wish there was!!

I think I’m getting fuzzier as I age.

Who’s humping?

Haircut.

You getting in this bed or are you gonna keep me waiting?!

Downside of making good glute progress is having a bunch of pics I don’t wanna use anymore.

Bluesky feature I need: the ability to block a fetish from showing up in my feed.

Waiting for someone to follow me into the hardware store bathroom.

Fun fact: if you get into a sexting battle with me, you will lose 😈

Anyone have any advice on how to feel good about your body when it’s *not* the 37 minutes immediately following a workout?!

Boob shirt.

Arms.

How sweaty is too sweaty for a leg day?

Smoothie girl used the horniest amount of peanut butter today…☺️

This is why you don’t text @pupsunburst.bsky.social until after your workout…I’m supposed to just walk into the gym like this….?

Feeling big and tough today. (Someone please give me a kiss)

Before you get smart with me remember my boyfriend has a giant chest and a gorgeous face. 😌

No matter how much my body changes or I train on work on myself through the years I seem caught in the pitfall of being neither big nor small enough to really be hot.

A little sun does the body good.

Someone take me to your gym I need to take slutty photos in a new mirror.

Y’all ever take an ass pic so good it feels like catfishing?!

Dressed for work. Thank god it’s casual Friday.

Gym hot take: certain machines should lock you out after a certain time limit.

Anyways who likes ass?

Just rejected from my dream job after two months of interviews and waiting……

Hey bro! Great game. Now hurry up and get in here before the team sees.

Tummy? On a Tuesday?!

Leg day done, who’s offering butt rubs?!

I cracked my phone screen taking this.

Is my chest big enough for you to ignore how dirty this mirror is?

Deck Time.

New deck is ready! Who’s joining me?

Do you think it’s obvious I spent the whole day laboring in a jock?

This is your reminder that my boyfriend is very cute and he has a YouTube channel where you can (and should) watch him be cute about things (mostly anime) m.youtube.com/@tarkreacts

Reviewing all the yard work I have to do today. Who’s gonna come give me a rundown after I get it all done?

Need bigger arms expeditiously.

Gym is going well.

Me: yeah I’m not really into breath play Me when my boyfriend holds me tight against his giant chest and I can’t breathe: 🤤