Repost if you'd date people twice your height

ANYWAY I have to go hook up a windows 98 laptop to a dot matrix printer. If you enjoyed me ranting about google and working for the federal government... I was recently bedridden for 16 months, and I'm still unemployed from that. I could use some dollars, if you can spare them? ko-fi.com/fooneturing

JoCat Subathon Day 5! (I can't draw circles why did I decide to draw so many) Biblically-Accurate (Artificer) Gobbo #JoFart

@jocat.net Subathon Day 4! (Late) Quick Gobbo Knight in pixel to catch up! #JoFart

Here’s a mini thread of things I made in the month of April 💓: This dress:

the category is gorgeous Black women making beautiful things:

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

girls night out

I see @jocat.net's Gobbo: Knight edition, and I raise you Gobbo: The Old Wise Wizard Edition. #JoFart #art

@jocat.net Subathon Day 3! (ish) Gobbo cooling off on some ice cubes. #JoFart

#mermay won’t somebody free a poor, defenceless, mermaid? 🥺✨✨✨

I’ll just say it’s been a good reading day.

Hey, heard it was your birthday and inspiration struck, so have a quick little something @jocat.net! Hope you'll have a great day!! 👍 #jofart

@jocat.net Subathon Day 2! #JoFart Gobbo WILL have cookies, whether he's allowed to or not!

Long distance polyamory is all fun and games until you oversleep on a weekend and wake up to 23 notifications across eleven separate chats

Dominating the subwoofer

Gobbo is transforming!

JoCat Subathon Day 1! Gobbo is not allowed cookie :< #JoFart

I woke up to Uni staring at me like this :3

Happy Birthday @jocat.net! Enjoy the Subathon! (Jocat Subathon Day 0 #JoFart)

Ich habe mir für meine neue Brille eine kleine Brillenablage gehäkelt 🥹

JoCat Subathon Day -1, low effort Majora Gobbo #JoFart in an effort to avoid burn out before the subathon even starts lol

She can’t get close enough. When I say I’m a momma cat it’s not because I picked the title for myself.

i know that “hand shadow meme/trend” has become pretty popular but it’s a shame none of the artists i’ve seen it from know or post where the original comes from to properly credit it— i linked it in my own on main, but marinachoyy on insta is the original 🥺💕

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I recommend floor-level lighting if only to make your cat look like she's about to tell you a scary story

patenting a heads-up display which can electro-mechanically detect when I pass through thresholds and briefly animate in a big location name like "LIVING ROOM," "THE SHOPS," "ROOF CAVITY," or "VANCOUVER" like a video game and does *absolutely nothing* else

Lock Blocked

The other affected supply will be the contents of my bank account when the new gobbo plushie gets released. Credit to @jocat.net for the Great Subathon War art in the second panel, goblin design, and font—and to @absolem0.bsky.social for their drawing that directly inspired this piece. #JoFart

I have work I need to get done, but how am I supposed to disturb her…

In the last subathon, @jocat.net mentioned Gobbo would be an Artificer. Well, Gobbo has invented the BRAND NEW ULTIMATE COOKIE CANNON 5000!!! #JoFart

The gap between this and most people is actually hard to fathom. He was running at over 20 km/h for *2 hours*. That's a sprint for most people. And they would only be able to sustain it for a few minutes max. Many couldn't run that fast under any circumstance, let alone for 2 hours straight. Wild

trans women love vintage tech because they're familiar with 3.5" floppies

New pride marbles in the works!!

Tongobbo! #JoFart JoCat Subathon Day... -6? I missed some cause I discovered Create: Aeronautics 😅

mei already drinks (water) out of a teacup, but today she wouldn't drink her water. she kept nosing at my teacup, which had a coaster under it. then i put a coaster under her teacup, she drank her water. this is the face she made afterward.

Dear bsky UI designers: shouldiuseacarousel.com

An autistic man has been left horrified after looking online for information about his special interest, only to find that the wiki’s editors are clearly nowhere near autistic enough to satisfy his need for detail, eyewitnesses have reported.

The three genders ( @alice.averlong.com am I doing this right)

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Done with stitching and edges!! All that’s left is to punch the holes and install the hardware!

Happy Earth Day Please take care of Torterra thanks #torterra #pokemon #earthday #art

WSL9x, or Windows 9x Subsystem for Linux, runs a modern Linux kernel cooperatively inside the Windows 9x kernel! codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x

to CREATE is to CONNECT

A wonderful cat bard with a love of swords and shields! For @jocat.net #JoFart

Hoppip doing groceries 💚 #hoppip #pokemon #art