Directly inspired by Becky Chambers: Get a small office. Set it up with two cozy chairs, and a bar. On one side of the bar, a single stool. On the other, a complete barista setup & tea selection, including matcha, with excellent beans & various milk options & cups that are a pleasure to hold.

That first photo is still one of my favorites .

Threadbare . A small photo essay about some pieces of lingerie for this instillation of the Organic Reach Gallery . www.laurenjanek.com/organicreach

I unabashedly love this movie.

I am something beautiful but dangerous - & that's what dangerous means something beautiful that can hurt you .

This makes me want to watch Every Single Episode of Columbo.

This reads like hyperbole but I promise you it's not. It's a ludicrous amount of cruelty-based overreach on the part of CSBA and stands to set a very dangerous precedent around what counts as Obscene.

i am alive and full of colour dripping honey and sea-water they talk to me in the dark our voices hold secrets bright as pixels .

this piece is lovely and more involved than this framing would suggest. sometimes we can’t fit a human experience into a headline

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet: Look At Her

Many things are bad, but you don't have to be. You can be reliable and stable for yourself and the people you care about. Try to eat something, drink a big glass of water, and do one thing at a time, even if it's an email. I know how hard and overwhelming everything feels right now. Max loves you.

Imagine bringing nicole kidman with you to the hospital to die. What a fucking flex

fuck me, harder

greeting cards everyone will object to. eatf.art/gc

Enjoying the hell out of both my new xteink X4 and my subsequent re-read of the Parker novels, by Donald Westlake ( writing as Richard Stark ), some of the best and favourite noir crime fiction.

Enjoying the hell out of both my new xteink X4 and my subsequent re-read of the Parker novels, by Donald Westlake ( writing as Richard Stark ), some of the best and favourite noir crime fiction.

love hoists me into the air like a shark on a hook something beautiful but dangerous, glistening i am wild-eyed, and caught

Everything is demonic but I am iconic .

Everybody Shut The Fuck Up! . . . It's leather jacket weather

Hire Katie!

i hate when people shame others for mispronouncing a word they’ve only ever read. correct them, fine, but like let’s give grace to readers to talk about what they read.

thinking about the painting of Saitou Kazu again... one of the best currently working painters imo, active on twitter but unfortunately not on bsky...

patron saint of former brides vol.5 .

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

Have you gotten your hands on @laurenjane.bsky.social "little violence" yet? Cuz you should!! Their skill with words sits so well in my brain. Get your paws on your own copy right here: www.amazon.ca/dp/1997726238 Your brain will thank you 🧠🙏✨

Don't come at me with any "With not both?" bullshit. The money from Harry Potter is being used to ruin people's lives.

Black on Maroon https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4892

Backed!

The distinctive sound of dozens of rolling carry-on bags clicking their frantic way over airport tiles.

Every day, there are more reasons to loathe transphobes. Don’t fall for their bullshit.

It sucks how many people in power are actively incompetent, filled with malice, actively destructive towards others, and/or failing the moment. But that doesn't mean I have to be either. I can still be kind, considerate, ethical, and trustworthy, especially to myself and the people I care about.

"strange and disquieting" is an understatement. This is awful.

Posting this again to help me remember things like 10....You are a soft animal, and you need soft animal pleasures. The secret is that you need kindness. . laurenjanek.com/post/what-i-know-about-trauma

This repost is a bit misleading because this gallery is changed now but I still love these photos. The Organic Reach Gallery updates whenever I like, there is no schedule (because I'm an artist not a product) and Im trying out liminal space for gentle porn

This movie rules

Accidentally discovered a new tongue twister with @laurenjane.bsky.social while watching #Taskmaster : Massachusetts Awful Dolphin

And because I've seen the comparison: This is not an H.P. Lovecraft situation of "separate the art from the artist." Lovecraft is a century dead. He's not alive right now, trying to suppress records of his yacht visiting Epstein Island and swearing to make the lives of millions of ppl unlivable.

I just found out that Chuck Norris has died, and ( perhaps unsurprisingly ) this does not make me want to watch any Chuck Norris movie.

Shopping malls are strange places.

Interesting to notice that today is a day of my emotions feeling tight against the inside of my skin, like a balloon being squeezed. Taut and tenuous.

Anyway here's wonderwall ...

"See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small." Egg Shen knows what's up.

In honour of Kurt Russel's birthday today I'm rewatching John Carpenter's 1981 classic ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK.

Good for them! If you’re looking for a dark game about adults unraveling weird mysteries of their childhood, check it out!

Little Violence is is queer southern romance about a civil war artifact, cello music, and the need to protect queer stories . a.co/d/05oIDVUy . #BookSky #Erotica #QueerRomance #TransFiction

mood

Sticker on top of dive bar toilet, New Orleans