These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

Trenchant must-read Bringing a Survey to a Gun Fight open.substack.com/pub/michaelp...

studying japanese while i have the US/JP MNT match on and listening to the commentators mispronounce every single japanese player's name

If you’ve ever compared unvaccinated kids to vaccinated kids, you’ve seen the former are more likely to die.

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

did u know that pennsylvania is the mushroom state? wrap it up, ohio-ailures. pack it in, new dorkers

Inter Miami head coach Javier Mascherano — who is sitting in the stands after a red card — talking on the phone to his assistant coach Lucas Rodriguez Pagano.

i wonder what kid me would think if you told him that one day we would have good unicode support in computers, including fun lil "emoji" pictures, and the primary use of this would be to add the thumbs up emoji to "yeah its broken for me too" messages from my coworkers on a fancy version of irc

Tesla : he exceeds his expertise Judge : this guy, the guy who helped write the literal standard Tesla : yes Judge : lol overruled

since everyone on bluesky is from minnesota you should all know that there is a 10/10 accidental goatse on a giant two board billboard on I-94 northbound near exit 193 at monticello. RT for visibility

i am not feeling this ref #uslw

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

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“I want to make a special appeal to soldiers, national guardsmen, and policemen: each of you is one of us. The peasants you kill are your own brothers and sisters. When you hear a man telling you to kill, remember God’s words, ‘thou shalt not kill.’” Óscar Romero, El Salvador, March 23, 1980.

PERMABAN bEatmstrJ This is for a sending a PM threatening to doxx members of SomethingAwful for laughing at your bathroom. https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=57842#frompost484764661

KUNIE HIRAI!!!!!!!! @mnaurorafc.bsky.social up 2-0

I hope Britta Curl sees this fan every time she comes back to the bench

i think im gonna start referring to point releases as fractions. like oh yeah, version three and a half was a good one

im excited to check out the jony ive version of chatgpt (only lets u input a single word)

trying to make a better LLM by making it bigger kinda feels like making sausages with more and more ingredients. its still a freakin sausage lol

i thought the funniest outcome for the pope was maybe they'd pick a guy named pizzaballa. never thought it would end up with me explaining to my overseas catholic friends about malort

This is The Last Supper now.

Pope Leo huh? And he's from Chicago? So.. you could say..... daaaa Pohpe

when the pope has been to menards

the ope pope

what if we remade Speed, but with some guy wearing an Apple Watch

Generally speaking if someone came up to you at the bar and said that we should reopen Alcatraz, you'd move two stools down or leave

This hurts extra having worked with predictive ML modeling around climate change, so knowing that even with hand-tuned ML models, the bleeding edge is only a force multiplier for scientists, not a replacement. It just gives meteorologists more tools to sort the haystack & find the needles faster.

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

i am begging you, business people, please think twice before naming your product with letters on the end of the name like "P.U." and "E.W."

my joke name on the internet is Lutha Mahtin and you would think that, on today of all days, someone would have the courtesy to @ me

If I was a Catholic Vice President who got my shit rocked to this extent I would simply curl into a ball and ask a bulldozer to bury me.

WE GOT TO IN STALL MICROWAVE OVENS

has anyone asked malcolm gladwell if elon's posting history disproves the 10,000 hours hypothesis

he has 75 canadian girlfriends lol

Under Fascism, the state makes sweeping changes (sold as an attack on waste, fraud, and abuse) in the name of efficiency…and “the trains will run on time!” Stream my hour-long special “Rick Steves’ The Story of Fascism in Europe” at www.ricksteves.com/fascism.

*at the East Room press conference with Emperor Penguin* We have the most beautiful fish in our section of Antarctica. And this guy is just eating yuge amounts of them all day. Totally tax free. We send our finest scientists down there. Has the Emperor ever called before he needed aid? No, never.

playing cyber owls and it respawned me inside the cement. the game made me into a chicago rat hole, but owl @mossmouth.bsky.social

This video is really good. It is about the time and money that we spend learning how to use tools on the computer, and how these tools can be taken away when a software company changes the product or its pricing. If you have ever enjoyed using a computer make things, check it out.

The Club Champion, folks.

every time trumbo's tariffs get delayed, i celebrate by buying more of these canadian buffalo wing rolls

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this month at costco, they're doing a sale on the snacks that have kojima-ass names

i saw a dominos driver make a delivery to someone who lives in the building above big river pizza. keep saint paul boring i guess

Shoveling

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

dear everyone, please start pronouncing DOGE as "duhh gee". it will make the white house manchildren give up on it immediately. thank