I learned an important fact from my kid at bedtime and now I will pass it on to you: Nearly all mammals of all sizes take about 12 seconds to poop The research is fascinating and involves "a 'rheometer,' a precision blender that can measure the properties of liquid-like and solid-like materials"

Made it to Friday but at what cost

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

Florida is really ramping up their takeover of NASA

what the hell just happened to me

DnD is very fun because what do you mean a group of friends get to emotionally torture each other’s made up problems while also infiltrating a dragon cult and learning the secrets of the time god?

Trump, suffering from dementia, is confused about where his father was born. It was in the Bronx, not in Germany. Trump's grandfather was an immigrant who came here after getting kicked out of Germany for evading the draft.

I gotta hand it to Altman here, deciding to sign up to be the new face of the regime’s AI efforts right as they start an unpopular and out of control war with Iran was a real masterstroke in PR bonus points for letting a major competitor position themselves as The Ethical AI Company

I don't know how I didn't know that the last Romanov died not far from where I live in a small apartment on Gerrard Street East. www.tvo.org/article/exil...

“Big moon” - toddler who has loved big moons for a year now

The next three Trump candidates for taking control of Iran:

I've been reading a biography of Arthur Conan-Doyle, and one thing I didn't realize is just how dedicated he was to fairies being real. It wasn't just an article or a hedging statement--he wrote a whole book about it.

It had to be done! Thank you for the reference!

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

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you can be against the Iranian regime, the US regime, the Israel regime, and the Cuban regime, all at once. you can be against the whole fucking thing.

For Mark Carney, the leader of a democratic country, to back a war his counterpart Trump started without the approval of the United States government, should raise serious questions for Canadians about the value our own Prime Minister places on our democratic process.

Anthropic responds to Hegseth. www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

It's so funny watching our socialist GOAT continuously dogwalk the president.

One hundred accounts are behind the majority of conspiracy theory content in Canada. "In 2025, Canada’s National Observer reported that Meta accepted $300K from The Epoch Times in ads targeting Canadians under a series of false names..." #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2026/02/25/n...

FUCK ICE chants on #AEWDynamite

Cada ciertos meses un visitante a Barcelona que me conoce me envía una foto de la peluquería Javier Moreno en el Eixample.

Haha, Elon Musk's AI company started 3 months after this comic was published www.smbc-comics.com/comic/artifi...

He estado ocupado con la vida.

LLMs getting much better at pushing back against bullshit prompts. “Green means the model clearly called out the nonsense. Amber means partial challenge. Red means the model let nonsense pass” github.com/petergpt/bul...

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

a mundane curse #comic

The Year of the Horse

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God made us that way.

The future of software engineering will not be written in pristine peg-formatted white papers authored by consulting companies.

I only think about the kids of this man.

It’s so difficult to maintain what I really do think is the epistemologically correct stance of “it’s a big deal but there’s a lot of bullshit”, because like, there is a *lot* of bullshit

My sister was talking about how she really enjoyed some clowning shows she’s been to recently, and I told her maybe she should take a class, and she said something along the lines of “it’s too late now, it’d be like taking up ukulele in 2009”

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

my showing of wuthering heights had more audience participation than i was expecting. i wasn’t expecting NONE, you understand. just…less www.welcometohellworld.com/the-eternal-...

"Prominent economists, including from Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan Chase, calculate that the AI buildup was directly responsible not for 92 percent or 39 percent of gains to the U.S. economy in 2025, but as little as zero."

Certified freak Paige Thomas, 28, becomes extremely aroused whenever she imagines herself in a position of relative financial stability.

Not for nothing, but the women didn’t party with Kash Patel after they won. 🥇💅🏼

In 1928 André Breton famously wrote “La beauté sera CONVULSIVE ou ne sera pas" proving conclusively that if you make an assertion with enough confidence it doesn’t matter a bit if you’re totally wrong

Lots of chatter from those in the 'Canada is broken' camp over claims that Canada is now 'poorer' than Alabama, on the basis of per capita GDP comparisons. See my explainer for @irpp.org on why this claim is false: policyoptions.irpp.org/2025/04/cana.... #canlab #cdnecon /2

🛡 Natural history of the animal kingdom for the use of young people Brighton: E. & J.B. Young and Co., 1889. [Source]

Las arepas me dan vida.