Spur of the moment decision to go to the Bad Cop Bad Cop show. I mixed up the showtime, so I only caught the last song of Pretty Bitter, which sucks because that song was good! Cheap Perfume and Bad Cop Bad Cop were great!

Preemptive post:

Let's turn over student debt to AI companies. Let AI companies pay for college degrees.

I feel that it's telling how good of an actor Anthony Head was, when all of the Buffy fans are posting but not the Ted Lasso fans. His good guy connected deeply with audiences, but his bad guy made us a bit upset. That shows how good of a performer he was.

The thing I like about the new Mike D tracks is that it still sounds like Mike D but it doesn't sound like he's trying to recreate the magic that the Beastie Boys had. I'm really looking forward to hearing the full record and blasting, at least, these 2 tracks over the summer.

Whenever someone in the public eye says or does something it is your solemn duty to find the most uncharitable, most bad-faith interpretation of it so that you can score social cachet among those who are waiting eagerly for the same opportunity to rip you to shreds in turn.

To any vegetarians who miss Buffalo Wings, I HIGHLY recommend these. Their 1000x better than Morningstar. Not quite the real thing, but they scratch the itch, for sure. Idk if they're Vegan, though.

Home Plat?

Dude fuck the United States' Medical Industrial Complex forever ♾️

These gen z baseball players with mustaches, all look like they could be my uncle. I'm 46.

It's going to be James O'Keefe.

Remember! If it happens, we still need to get out and vote in November. The couch fucker is just as much a part of P2025 as is his (late???🤞) boss. The speaker of the house also needs to be held accountable for his destructive actions.

I forgot to have edibles on Saturday and noticed that I also did not wake up for midnight snacks. So, I tried it again last night and the same thing happened. I did my workout today and it turns out I need those damn midnight snacks. My god! I feel fucking weak!

I drink 3 cups of coffee, every morning. I hate coffee but it's cheaper than cocaine.

I like Knocked Loose, but more than their music, I like that the singer is bringing back the short-sleeves-on-top-of-long-sleeves style.

What's this about? Is the designer of Roku City having marital problems?

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

It's Punk in the Park, all over again! #Punkinthepark www.huffpost.com/entry/2-perf...

Man. Riot Fest has gone down the tubes:

Wouldn't it have been funny if the "everything checks out PERFECTLY," post was his last post?

One fun thing that occurred to me, when watching The Mandalorian and Grogu is, Grogu is never going to grow out of his mischievous when playing with tech that belongs to others.

Am I only reading good things about the new Star Wars movie because I'm not on the former website, or is this movie really unifying Star Wars fans?

When I die, I want my ashes spread in whatever is my least favorite corporate restaurant at the time of my death.

I don't know what's harder; quitting smoking or not eating an entire bag of peepers at once.

Up to my old man ADHD*. *Reading a paper book, while watching a baseball game.

Safest 2026, Denver at The Mission Ballroom Potato Pirates Five Iron Frenzy The Aquabats Dance Hall Crashers

I hope Bananaball keeps selling out stadiums and coming up with new fun stuff. It's good to have live entertainment. It's vaudeville meets baseball meets third-wave ska. It brings people together to celebrate being silly.

maybe *you* can't with that loser attitude 😤

Any sandwich is a panini if you sit on it.

If there is a heaven, it is ALWAYS the temperature Colorado currently is.

"Data Centers" are nothing more than surveillance centers that also happen to kill the environment. Fight to keep them out of your state.

Lost my balance and fell, while looking in the exact opposite direction of my dog. I heard his tail start to wag. He was laughing at me.

I've been away from the internet for about an hour. Are we any closer to it happening?

Buffet Infinity is a film that was made for me. It was funny, unsettling, and genuinely scary!

This is my all time favorite Far Side!

Dear my kids, I wouldn't call you if you responded to my goddamned texts asking if you're gonna be here for dinner. Fucking love, Dad

This is the only time I want to taunt him with, "TACO!!!"

I missed the Mexico City series so tonight is the first I'm seeing these Gigantes jerseys. The font is so fucking cool! It marries classic MLB fonts with the Mexican influence. It looks classic.

I've already seen this Masters of the Universe movie, if I saw Dungeons and Dragons , and Guardians of the Galaxy, right?

What I hoped for and what I expected from a new Mike D release were two different things. This is neither of those, and I think that's a good thing: m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0ZG...

I was stoned and the lightning, in the video struck, right when my phone buzzed a text and I lost grip on real life for a millisecond.

I've never seen any Real Housewives shows but I can't imagine the characters to be any more dramatic than local weather people are about a few snowflakes in May.

I've finally figure out Widow's Bay. It's a comfort watch, like Parks and Recreation, only it's the rare horror comfort show.

The Democratic Party sucks. I hate the Dems. To hell with the goddamned Democrats. Having said that, I will be voting for them this month and again in November because I'm not stupid.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

A scene in this week's Rooster was the best ad for Celcius possible. So I went and got one. It tastes like when I chew my melatonin tablets.

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

Reggie Jackson hit that home run on October 44th.

You'll never guess what this was supposed to be.

This made me snort.