One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

If you're conservative, no matter what you say, somewhere down deep inside, Project 2025 resonates greatly with you. The very idea has you jizzing your khakis. All those annoying inconsistencies -- LGBTs+, taxes, immigrants, lazy bums, non-Christians, hippies, uppity negroes -- wiped clean.

Who has made this 🤣

Trump's a caricature of a real human being: his evil is cartoonish, his incompetence is resplendent, and he surrounds himself with the most transparently cartoonishly evil people. And yet he wields 100% absolute power: heads of state must bow before him, and the media reports on him unquestioningly

Show us that video and those Epstein Files. If you've done nothing wrong, then you've nothing to hide.

When this all blows over in however many years, we will need to create a Constitutional amendment to dismantle and forbid the formation of semi-paramilitary government organizations like ICE.

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"I have never seen the line this long at this food bank, This is 4x the size of every previous year...the line wraps around the building a second time..Everyone is freezing and an older lady in line had to be taken inside because she looked like she was about to pass out from being too cold..."

If immigrants had a negative effect on communities, ICE would be welcomed everywhere instead of surrounded by whistle-blowing normies.

Trump divided the country, extorted Zelenskyy, tried to steal an election, incited an insurrection, stole confidential documents and banged a porn star. That’s his legacy. He knows he’s incapable of achieving anything good. He’s hoping his ballroom will remind people of him.

The intersectionality of nerds AND people who hate LED Christmas lights:

Brazen Gestapo...

Living in "interesting times" is well understood. But nobody warned us about STUPID times.

Does Trump spray his butt with orange tan spray? Because that would explain why the GOP congress all have orange smudges on their faces. So does FIFA.

Costco and smaller businesses owners sue Trump over tariffs.

Something satisfying about saying "pyroclastic flow" over and over again. It could just be me.

Rod Serling predicted the Trump Presidency. For instance, here's me, urging someone in the Secret Service or the white house staff to do something...

It sparkles!!!

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Suck it, George Lucas!!!

Good times. If the SCOTUS just shrugs their shoulders when asked about the U.S. Constitution, then the USA is done for. Kaput. Finis. The Legislative branch has been coopted. The Executive branch has become rotten and corrupt. And we've been waiting for the Judicial branch to save the other two.

Hopefully Trump will pass away in his sleep, and finally his MAGICAL SPELL will wear off, and WHITE PEOPLE (including CEOs, politicians, heads of state, and Supreme Court justices) will be free to exercise free thinking and begin to experience compassion and consciousness again.

Release the Epstein files.

I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram

Imagine aspiring to wealth and power all your life... endless striving, self-discipline, politicking, oneupmanship... ...only to end up on all fours kissing Trump's puckered orange asshole.

“The US president will be present at today's draw for the 2026 World Cup and will receive the first-ever FIFA Peace Prize. The creation of the award was announced a month ago, but FIFA has kept the recipient's name secret until now”. 😅🤣😂

The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history. Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame. It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems! Repost if you agree. #BlueCrew

This dropped 10 years ago. After Bowie left us, everything went dark.

Wilford takes a nap...

Struggling for the sake of preserving the delusion of free will is so early 2025. Instead, struggle for authenticity and vulnerability. There is no higher order, no god to worship. That's just claptrap authoritarians have used to control the masses for a couple of millennia.

I strongly question people who limit who can comment on their posts. This is a PUBLIC forum, no private groups or anything like it. You say something here, you should be man or woman enough to engage with the people who meander across your posts. Someone please explain the utility of this to me.

From the perspective of a kid from the 1970s, Mark Kelly is both an honorable soldier and a frickin' ASTRONAUT. OMFG he's like the alpha male of America. He's like Steve Austin, the Bionic Man. First question I'd ask him is "were you friends with Muhammed Ali?" Come on GenX you know what I'm sayin.

I swear, I'm living in a simulation... some kind of reality TV game show where I'm an unknowing participant, fed extreme fake information just so people online can lol at my reactions. People never used to be this overtly cruel in the USA. There were always psychopaths, but I never thought so many.

I suspect that RFK Jr. is in the pocket of Big Coffin... especially the companies that manufacture child-sized coffins. Trump/MAGA is a fkn DEATH CULT. Change my mind.

Watching "The Last Frontier" (AppleTV+) and just a minor correction: captain of the 737-200C (732 Combi) says "We're losing pressure... we gotta get down!" and the first ofc says "Pressure equalizing!" Uhh dude, you got a gaping hole in your airplane. Pressure equalized when that bomb went off 🤷🏻‍♂️

You can't dispute this. MAGA has proven this many time over.

Sure, baseball is great, and the American Massive Brain Injury sport is epic... but football is the world's game.

SCOTUS ruled today that you can gerrymander any ol' fucking way you please!!! GET TO IT, BLUE STATES!!!

Capitalism really wants to do something about climate change. It really does. Because climate change is becoming universally accepted and can be used to sell more products. But capitalism will do nothing too radical because it would undermine the bottom line. Capitalism is going to destroy us all.

I ❤️ Obama

"Die Hard the Musical" #KeepPortlandWeird

RFK Jr. is peak Trump: he's uniquely unqualified for the position, he's disastrously delusional, and as a human being in general, he's impossibly incompetent in every possible way. The only reason he isn't living in a flophouse or in a sidewalk tent is because of the Kennedy name and money.

The death of those BIZARRE AF German shelf toilets. Anyway, this is no different than Meta: end to end encrypted shit.

Cheap food. Expensive medical care. #USA #NumberOne

Did I mention I'm thoroughly enjoying Stranger Things 5??? I think I DID mention that I'm thoroughly enjoying Stranger Things 5 (last night, in fact) BUT in case you didn't hear me... I'm thoroughly enjoying Stranger Things 5.