there are many horrible brainworms you can catch online but none of them are as all-encompassing in their destruction of you as a human being as transphobia start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction

In a moment of what I presume is senility - the dog starts sniffing, and then chuffing and doing play bows at something UNDER THE BED. I got up, and checked - and there is nothing there. I don't know if that's worse.

Youtubers - with love. I have already clicked on your video - I do not need an advert for the video I've clicked on, at the start of that video. Particularly not one that is you suddenly screaming like a flashbang going off in my headphones before you've even done an intro.

I was a little concerned I might have knob jaundice as my todger had turned a worrying shade of yellow. Turns out that my wife's moisturiser, that I'd been using as lube when knocking one out, was self-tanning cream and my liver function was just fine.

Okay, Dispatch was exceptional and I suspect and expect we'll be getting a second season in the not too distant.

I need this burn out to kindly, if at all possible, fuck off.

I know it's harder and more dangerous to carve a turnip but the effect is so much more disturbing, and thus in keeping with the season

NEW: A big pushback from editors, journalists, lawyers over a government plan to give anonymity to firearms officers facing criminal charges. A coalition has contacted the Home Secretary warning it'll damage scrutiny, open justice & fuel online misinformation. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

When you get to that point in your dog's life when "Let me sh*t." Is a recognised command.

Nope, it was Finnish. Weird.

Why is my entire app in what appears to be Dutch?

An idea I've been touting for years - take all the fascists, with the promise of love and support and help, and send them to Mars. Then forget about them.

This is a point that I've been pushing in conversations around Your Party - The right gained it's power by amalgamation and subsumption - Basically, ganging up. Also called, cooperating. On the left we have a nasty habit of eating our own & shunning people not quite as left as us - we need to not.

Tonight's dog walk wildlife was a rat about the size of my forearm. 36kg of dog was DEEPLY perturbed. Rat was unbothered.

I was expecting the Reichstag Fire parallel to be made, but I did not expect it to come from the right.

Got up to pee, came back to this at half 6. Guess that's me told.

What's a good way to tell someone to stay away from the news in a way that's going to not immediately send them running to the news?

When people say "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." the correct response is: "I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

Me: Gets retraumatised by a letter from 1991. Also Me: Don'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurdenDon'tBeABurden... How's everyone else's Monday?

New mantra.

PS: You may have read this story already. The BBC ran a version of it yesterday We shared our FOI docs with their reporter and press office. Their response? To publish the story - our story - without even notifying us. A £6bn public broadcaster selling out a tiny investigative newsletter. Nice. 😔

Brother in law is getting divorced. Mother in law is devastated and is worried we might get divorced. We're solid, but taking advantage of all her baby sitting offers so we can spend quality time together.

We need to bring back hermitages. I need someone to let me live at the end of their garden, arguing with their geese and making up intelligent sounding BS. Maybe run TTRPGs for them.

NEW ANNOUNCEMENT. A brand new show is coming to the AmpersandD20 channel. A Blades in the Dark campaign featuring @cleettrpg.bsky.social @thelastomnitect.bsky.social @mossyent.bsky.social & even @feyearth.bsky.social. Episode 1 on the 6th of August 7:30pm UK time. JOIN US

ALL DAY LIVESTREAM FOR CHARITY. THIS THURSDAY! 8AM - 5PM! GIVEAWAYS, GUESTS, GOING MAD DURING A 9 HOUR LIVESTREAM. PLEASE BE THERE... I will need support 😅

I just got a thank you well done on my task for my secondment yesterday and I'm just now realising how validation starved i am with the sheer amount of serotonin that gave me...

I am coming to the conclusion that the area of training most lacking in most organizations, is delivering training.

If your parents don't accept you as a queer person, a thousand million trillion loving, accepting aunties and uncles exist online to show you love is on the other side of that door when you break away. You're not alone. Queer elders exist. And understand.

Big things are going on at TYG HQ, and to celebrate we are going to be having a raid train over on Twitch on Friday 6th June! Join us as we visit all the amazing people in our community and celebrate the launch of our new Twitch Stream Team! www.twitch.tv/team/treatyo... More announcements to come!

As part of our rebrand, we have all new avatars coming for our new team members. A big shout out and thank you to @cosywitch.bsky.social for coming on board to help us with our rebrand! Keep your eyes peeled as we announce even more exciting things coming this week! linktr.ee/cosywitch

With pending D&D, and having recently thought about a @zacspeaksgiant.bsky.social video, I am now left wondering what it is exactly The Throngler does to it's victims. Mechanically I'm thinking expanded crit range, but narrativly? The question remains.

Kindly WTF Scotrail.

In honour of #DavidLynch Day and the meditation this evening, my 11 year old daughter has spent the last few hours creating her own little tribute to my hero. Please enjoy her work and share it to any Lynch fans who might appreciate a budding weirdo in the making! (Volume up).

Mood

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

Can't think why i haven't gotten up yet...

I am enjoying describing "Going to a physio to fix my back" as "Paying someone to touch me." After explaining I was described as having "The MOST sinister little laugh." - High praise.

Little reminder - the supreme courts opinion is based on the laws as they are written. They do not reflect reality, or the opinions of those judges on whether or not Trans people are their porported gender (They are.) - just that the law, worded as it is, says X. And that law is wrong.

It was a ruff night, I woke up next to a real howler this morning...

Heh. He buckled.

That feeling where your friend is being weirdly quiet so you send him progressively worse cursed shit until you get a response, even though you know they are staying quiet to see how far you'll go.

It Takes a Budget of Billions to Hold us Back

Someone was feeling cute.

There are trans and queer kids for whom online spaces are their only refuge. Art kids who hone their craft via online spaces. Weird kids who find their people. The trick is not to ban it. It’s to regulate it and educate kids about it. But that’s much harder and more expensive so here we are.

All this time and still a pain in my ass, eh... @livkennedy.bsky.social

what i wanna know is: did the guy have a cat? Because a cat would 100% pin this on a dog

If you don't agree, swiftly launch yourself into the sun 😘

Notice the silence of the 'free speech' brigade now. Shameless grifters and disingenuous haters the lot of them.