Fake thrifting expert? They do call me Depop Chopra

Make sure to practice self care today:

Dogs are great because you never need to worry if they match. Two similar dogs? Yes. Great. Two opposite dogs? Also great. Better, in fact. One big dog and one little dog? Yes. One long dog and one short dog? Absolutely. One sweet little angel baby and one unknowable disaster creature? Perfection.

Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor. Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors. These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism. This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function. Every American should reject it.

Feels good to wake up to Reform being thoroughly beaten in a by-election that they threw everything at. They’re *not* inevitable

Mr. Rogers during his last broadcast: "I know how tough it is some days to look with hope and confidence on the months and years ahead. But I would like to tell you what I often told you when you were much younger. I like you just the way you are."

gmail just flagged a notification from google calendar as suspicious. my dude, the call is coming from inside the house.

I am not too cool for costumes

Good morning. It's been 30 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress. Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.

babe shut the fuck up im having my musical hallucinations

Warming waters cause corals to “bleach” when these organisms expel symbiotic algae that provide nutrients, oxygen & vibrant colors. The latest global bleaching event - researchers estimate >84% of the planet's coral ecosystems have been affected since Jan 2023 - has made it clear the crisis is now.

I didn't even know Columbus Day was here; so I've decided I discovered it.

I don't wanna do another rape kit, dude 😫

Tom kha

how i'd post if i ever got validation for my writing

Stop putting your hands on women's necks, especially without asking, but probably just fucking knock it off generally

The academic culture of working through the weekend needs to die. I should not have 40 substantive emails arrive in my inbox between 5pm Friday and 8am Monday

Congrats to everyone who voted for a pardon for child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell.

my love language is i talk so you can eat

Not a SINGLE congressperson should be getting paid right now. Not. A. Damned. One.

Proud Parent Of A Thot Daughter

Making sure he eats his greens.

I had my morning meeting last longer than expected, housework piled up more than expected, more errands to arrange than expected, and zero time for making shit. Then one thing changed, I told house and errands to eat it, and now I get to do nothing but textile fun stuff. Priorities.

If I'm such an adult, then explain this last wisdom tooth that's still growing in

You know I love Earth, but I'm starting to think it's what makes a lot of people stupid

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

tfw your new & exciting research idea has already been exhausted by like aristotle or something

The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased. Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power. Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable. But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.

sorry I can't tonight im busy being a pervert

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

An old friend thought he was being hilarious by comparing a personal list of men to an authoritarian regime making a list of people that say something negative about Kirk, but when elaborated lots of women exchange the names of rapists, suddenly he doesn't want on it anymore or have anything to say

On social media Wednesday night, after Kimmel’s suspension was announced, The Onion’s Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social wrote: “[it’s] Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love.”

spooky mew!

I agree this is a moment when we all need to work together in getting the temperature down, but that doesn't mean excusing hate speech. Charlie Kirk did not support free and open debate. He supported engaging in bad faith as a monetization strategy and otherwise suppressing free speech.

Good think I started thinking about a backup capstone at the first sign of trouble, because my new site supervisor has seemingly only deliberately donenothing to help and wants to recruit in 6 days the entirely wrong cohort

Never forget my lying, dumbass roommate

Women with little heart damage after heart attacks treated with beta-blockers were much more likely to have another heart attack or be hospitalized for heart failure + ~3x more likely to die compared with women not given them. Research on the heart only focused on men 😒 www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...

Ugh, headache 😫 Could it be the heat? The unrelenting attempts at sociopolitical torment? The smell of the new apartment?

Found out today that my husband has never had toaster strudel before

Normal human person

Met a cool guy

BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Whitehouse asked the BOP for Ghislaine Maxwells sex offender waiver, custody level, transfer code, and security point score. I have them. She's also been granted the ability to leave the facility for work assignments. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

Even with all the issues with the job market, we forget to mention how bad ghost jobs are, or repeated postings that so many companies don't allow you to reapply to while they sit on old applications and lock you out of resubmitting

Never forget that only two generations ago, female physicists were still rare, and ones with tenure were rarer still. #scisky www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/s...

They have downgraded her sex offender status to move her to a minimum security facility. The next logical step is a commutation or a pardon. If you have any information on that, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous as always. Please share widely 🙏 www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...