Mrs Tweedy from Chicken Run could get it

Hey

a fag from the midwest AKA a /ˈfeɪɡ/

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

bumper sticker

it's a beautiful night for a summit of Oakland transsexuals

*looks at my blood* yup, that's a mammal

going to be using this as a reaction image anytime someone is prevented from doing something really stupid thats harmful to them and others from here on out

Might actually show this Fritzi to my hairdresser next time I get it cut

I'm normal :)

Inshallah I will one day be this Aunt Fritzi

My two favorite Magic: The Gathering blorbos are Zimone and Abigale so Secrets of Strixhaven may have been designed in a lab to get me to give money to Hasbro

This is your sign to thrift a 50 year old German leather jacket

They gotta get Cameron Winter on the new Muppet show and have him duet with Kermit

my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Going into 2026 with a nemesis 💖

You would think that people named rationalists would be able to debate well. Unfortunately their arguments suck ass

mug that says "I'm not the dog step-mom, I'm the dog mom that stepped up"

Women love to perform MKUltra experiments on each other as a method of flirting

they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

I have a feeling that if I ever get married my wife will try to rage bait me during her vows

areas of improvement for the next review cycle: stop thinking about anal sex at work

we need more Beastie Boys type white boys in music

falling for someone is so interesting because I go super extra insane compared to baseline

what does it say that my type of women is one that will threaten to microchip me

Pretty sure there are a large number of non-op tgirls who are chasers for post-op tgirls

craziest thing I was told this weekend is that my dick will make a great clitoris one day

Rivers Cuomo might be the most obvious living egg in music

Yearning! At The Lucy Dacus Concert

A solid 50% of trans guys have Steve-O energy and I think that's wonderful

Sometimes women just text me that they're having conversations about using me as a piñata

Do you get summoned to be in castration movie like a letter for jury duty or something

At the Indigo Girls / Melissa Etheridge concert cruising for older women

🫡

Carly Rae Jepsen's E•MO•TION... Album of the century?

Love when underwear marketed towards cis girls has a little tucking pouch

The noble four-pointed star deserves better than to be the symbol for the lying machine

Clicker training a girl to be a top

anyway now that people are talking about Ethel Cain: here's one of my favorite mashups ever made

shout out to the tboys who step up for the dolls

They got buildings in Chicago

There are many wonderful genders in Chicago Illinois

they stand for nothing and are fully committed to being trump's sycophants in the seizures of power by the republicans. it's time to #DestroyTheDemocraticParty

Someone took my mailbox lol

A properly sized polycule should have people stationed everywhere gossip could probably come up so it can filter back to you

Summer of 2015. Gay marriage was legalized, I came out as queer, Carly Rae Jepsen released E•MO•TION. Something was in the water!