DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich ME: oh dang that sounds so good DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37

#st5 i am only gonna get through the first three tonight but if everyone could stop bullying eddie’s boyfriend that would be great

My arts for the Hellfire Zine

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

walk walk fashion baby

girl who is going to be okay

help

Frankenstein triptych

Y'know those fics post s4 with eddie recovering over at steve's? Myeah🚬 #steddie #eddiemunson #steveharrington

I’m so hyped for Season 5. He’s literally the guy ever. . #StrangerThings #steveharrington

HI

the new running man movie is like. catastrophically bad and NOT in a fun way

HEATED RIVALRY INTERNATUONAL RELIEASE LETS GO BITCH

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

HI i am here to spread the good news of a new andwhatyousaid fic which you should go read right now!! archiveofourown.org/chapters/193...

ui for my dentist’s website pissed me off so bad it overwhelmed my “no phone calls ever” debuff i was dialing that number SO fast

Come hang with me and @cuips-not-cute.bsky.social on Friday. See replies for the link to join the discord which is avail now but will fully open up on the day. (Full credit to cuips for responding to my pitch of "creative cornucopia harvest fest" with "i raise u: pornucopia")

as promised my @steddiebbang.bsky.social fic is now complete and you can read it here!! archiveofourown.org/works/736456...

wrote and edited 6k words in like a week to finish my bb fic and now i go to sleep lmao

as promised my @steddiebbang.bsky.social fic is now complete and you can read it here!! archiveofourown.org/works/736456...

hello everyone i am currently editing the second half of my bb fic and will be posting it later tonight. thank you for reading and supporting this one, i am very fond of it 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/736456...

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes

i have written 1000+ words for the past three days to finish this bb fic, writers block who??

Interfaces in THE RUNNING MAN, 1987.

ty jamie also everyone read this right now

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

i simply cannot allow myself to start scheming about the reverse bb until i finish my steddie bb fic but oh my god these artists are cooking

read this if u know what’s good for u

The Sinner's Guide to Heaven Western AU | Explicit | 20k Author: postmodernau (tumblr) | @hawkinslocal.bsky.social  (ao3/bluesky)  Artist: grimweathers (tumblr) | @grimweather.bsky.social  (bluesky) Beta Reader: shdwsilk (tumblr) | lovessong (ao3) #steddiebang25

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

same photo. to me.

everyone look at river’s art right now!!!!!!!!!

the sinner’s guide to heaven for @steddiebbang.bsky.social fic by @hawkinslocal.bsky.social (link in replies)

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

beautiful ao3 posting script we are going to live forever

my beautiful best friend who watched lord of the rings for the first time this year and is perhaps the only person who has ever uttered the phrase “oh, it’s Elijah Wood from Come To Daddy!”

Right in front of my rental videos? #steddie

god i love line editing so much. snip snip goodbye extra words you are jenga blocks on the floor now

AHHHHHH

2004 🍂

BASEBALL FIGHT YEAHHHAHAHAAA

Artist: Walter Molino

halloween lowlights: ran out of candy, had to tell a sweet child who asked what my costume was that i didn’t dress up this year. lessons learned halloween highlights: crunch bars were a huge hit, sophisticated French mother saw the landlord’s dog in his beret and said “ooh le petit parisien!”

It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"

EXTREMELY BUTCH

oh yeah also my book came in 😈

ok i am officially splitting my bb fic into two chapters bc as my brilliant beta so gently suggested it is going to be over 15k lol. So part 1 coming on the 5th and part 2 soon after!

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