Lack of publicly available reg list for the local 10k tomorrow is killing me. I need to look up the college kids so when they drop me mid race I can explain it away

Took a dump this morning that should disqualify me from being loved

Only person on video in this call because i am having an incredible hair day and they need to see it.

Walking around the house narrating the morning in a loud Don Pardo voice and, shockingly, Amanda hates it.

hey apple can i just automatically mark as spam any text including the words "Robert Half"

this is my favorite shirt i own

I don't mean to be insensitive but isn't taking a bullet in general kind of in his DNA? A birthright, if you will?

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

It is important that my friends see this. It may be how I get other people to join Bluesky.

He’s the Anus King

Hassan’s DC office mailbox is full. Which shouldn’t be a thing that’s possible, it’s not like they’re recording to tapes, I have other things to say this morning.

i think the only way anything happens is if bernie starts showing up to work with a really big sword

Oh Hassan got a “promise of a vote”, great work, really negotiated hard

Premier Tech stops sponsorship of Israel-Premier Tech immediately, saying “the core reason for Premier Tech to sponsor the team has been overshadowed to a point where it has become untenable for us to continue as a sponsor.”

THIS MOTHERFUCKER RUNS ON LONGHORN CHEESE ihateyouwhenyourepregnant.bandcamp.com/track/this-m...

After getting an ad for The Faint playing at The Royale on November 14 (21 years + 1 month since I saw them at the Roxy which is the "same" venue) I am going through their recent albums and they are still real good

Chuck Schumer eat a fuck

New Soulwax album is good

I've made a new t-shirt design to commemorate an important memory that we all share roryblank.bigcartel.com

tapering for marathon by spending five hours on zoom every day this week

I have not had fun or luck shooting with a Canon EOS M (which I've had for...like 11 years?). So I re-bought the camera I used a lot in 2008-2010 to give that a go for the low price of $70.

Wesley Willis art!!!!

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

I saw Conner O'Malley last night in Boston and it was fantastic and chaotic but also tight and there was lots of yelling

The opening of this might be one of the funniest things I’ve heard in the last five year m.youtube.com/watch?v=EstW...

18 Oct 2025 -- Pop star/singer Sabrina Carpenter will now use her arena tour to funnel proceeds through the Sabrina Carpenter Fund to benefit the Transgender Law Center. Good on ya' SC! @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

Inspired by the group text @paullyb.bsky.social and @resultsboy.bsky.social a quick stumble down Henry Jurenka's youtube and skimming through this bad boy www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeAE...

Big ups to all the beautiful protestors today. Protesting is cool & good. Most of the ICE guys wear masks because they’re famous in the online piss drinking community

Didn't know that Apple Music can sync your entire iTunes library and make it available across devices, which is very rad and getting me back into the gigs of music I accumulated over the years including this, which is on youtube for you to enjoy thankfully www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVpb...

political fundraising text messaging needs to make "eat my whole ass" an unsubscribe keyword. Maybe they will learn this year.

A recent example:

I have figured out the ideal way of using Instagram - 30 minutes, available after 8 pm, only catching up with Taylor Lorenz posts.

we must bring back woods porn!!!!!

For every minute I am required to use AI at work I need to do two minutes of creative stupid whimsical shit. This includes but is not limited to making up poop-based lyrics to NIN songs or poorly attempting to play Avri 14th on the keyboard

Once again google inactive account alert reminded me of another email I had set up for the Twitter account _getinthevan in 2012, which has no posts or activity. Not sure what my plan was with that. Only thing in the inbox are twitter notifications about Katy Perry and David Ortiz tweets.

ah fuck the escape collective story about aluminum is gonna get me to subscribe again, goddamn good journalism

ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...

internet banking via the dreamcast (2000) archive.org/details/fami...

stuck in a loop of listening to this on repeat, not a real problem www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawY...

David Cross folks.

This whole section really.

I thought this picture was lost to time, but thanks to Spotlight search sending me down a rabbit hole I realized I have multiple backups of my WP content. Eight bikes on the roof of a Saturn wagon. Matt Rossman looks on. June 23 2009.

If your eight year old MX Master 2S mouse suddenly stops tracking it could be because the "gesture" button gets stuck. You can release it, or if you're me just cut it out because this is the second time it's happened and I never use that button anyway - www.ifixit.com/Answers/View....