hey if you race cyclocross go to crossresults.com i made a year in review thingy

"No one races cx twice a weekend anymore" is actually kinda true it looks like. The obvious explanation is that we don't have 5-7 UCI weekends that were two days at the same place in #NECX like we did in the mid-2010s

I dunno if this is statistically significant but Sunday races have been markedly smaller than Saturday races in NECX the last few years

If there was a cyclocross race in New England this weekend I would be registered for it. Just sayin.

It would be wrong of me to buy a photo of someone crashing at my bike race, right? stevethephotographer.photos/p949109090/h...

Christin relayed a joke about juniors being "chaotic," and then we had no choice but to fill out the other 8 panels.

so you guys really hate Henry Kissinger huh

Laid off a month before Christmas. Whole product team at my employer let go along with QA and other functions and others dramatically reduced. Looking for data or other IT pm roles. Tons of experience, strong references

It's BIKE RACE PROMOTION WEEK again babyyyyyy We got leaves and holes and leaves and holes and ska and leaves and gravity and flow and ska and leaves www.bikereg.com/dah-weasel

In a cross race it doesn’t matter if you win or lose because you get to race cross. #necx #cxlife

Thrilled to see that I only had to follow like 50 people for my bluesky feed to take on classic doomscrolling vibes

reminder that bike team slack is the best social media

The Ice Weasels hype train is apparently leaving the station so let me just confirm that duck handups will be back again. @resultsboy.bsky.social

At Noho CX there is a 15-18 Junior Men's category that runs 1 minute ahead of Men's Cat 3. However, 16 of the top 21 Cat 3s were men under the age of 20, i.e, kids who would rather race their category than their age. I feel like this means something can be improved here, but I don't know what.

yay bikes

Reminder: if you ever get automatically upgraded by USAC, this should be a source of shame, not something you proudly post to social media #mastersthesedays

All I want to do every day is promote cyclocross

Hey if you haven't registered for probably the biggest cross race in New England yet, we are capped at 600 people and probably gonna hit that number at some point. Don't get caught napping, women/elites/other people used to waiting as long as they want!! www.bikereg.com/treehousecx

I could have done the cyclocross course design article as a series of memes and saved a ton of time. I was thinking about this one after leaning my bike so hard at speed I knew I couldn't pedal at Belltown CX

I wrote a lot of words about how to be good at building cyclocross courses, send this to your local pinwheel enthusiast please medium.com/@resultsboy/...

I did a bunch of work mapping the course for Kilowattcross tonight and if you like courses with great flowy grass corners and generally good-ass bike racing you should come to this race www.bikereg.com/61848 Technically it's "Kilowatt Cross" but I will never use the space, bite me B2C2 management

🔥🔥🔥 shitposting on B2C2 slack today

My favorite #24HoGG tradition is investigating extremely unlikely lap times the morning after the race ends

Absolutely doing a janky tire patch solution on the race tire rather than putting a heavy tire on for #24hogg because marginal gains and stupid risks rule everything around me

No *YOUR MOM* is up until midnight working on UX for 24 hour mountain bike race results #iykyk #24hogg

putting it on my official internet microblog that i do not think reversing the direction of the Concord Crit course will be a decision that ages well

The guy doing the timing at 24HoGG just gave me access to the source code for his results pages and I am about to do a ton of work for free because results websites rule everything around me #rwream

After 3 winters of making Yara Crashtelijn jokes I probably am not allowed to enjoy today's TdFF, huh

Just realized it's 2023, and Google gives me 15 gb of storage space for free, but my voicemail still fills up after 20 messages.

Just in case this is my new home on the internet, I would like my first post to simply note that The Vengabus Is Coming