I'm in the process of reorganising the inspirational media section of "Eat God" to include proper subheadings for ease of reference, and it occurs to me that it would be both potentially helpful and very funny to include a "Nonfiction" heading that's just a bunch of books about comparative theology.

Mistake 1: I woke up. Mistake 2: I got out of bed. Mistake 3: I walked outside. It's gonna be one of those days.

Dang, I wanna do that! 😃

Chicago Manual of style

‘You know what I don’t understand?’ ‘Life? Sorry. What?’ ‘Why does the Grim Reaper have a scythe?’ ‘Well it’s a symbol of #psychopomp to guide folks into the afterlife.’ ‘It’s not like he cuts people, he just touches them.’ ‘I guess it’s so he wouldn’t be known as the Grim Toucher.’ #vss365

I laughed

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

Wet towel in space: NASA astronaut demonstrates how surface tension forms a perfect water sphere in microgravity at the ISS

This one's educational!

This many rows and only two wrong cables. Not bad! #knitting #fiberarts

My girlfriend just asked, "Why are you making pancakes for the dog?" "Because he can't cook." 🐢💨

Biopsy results: NOT CANCER

I had a silly idea and then I had to draw it #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus

Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.

A simple little game #oc

"Holmes, I was just reading up on philosophy—" "Always dangerous." "And I learned that you very rarely use actual deductive reasoning." "That is correct." "Then why do you say you use 'deductive reasoning'?" "Imagine if I ran around saying I use abductive reasoning." "What's wrong with abduct—Oh."

"What is that you're having for lunch?" Me: Fruit salad "That's funny. It looks like sangria." Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]

*batstring* ;)

😆

‘May the sun warm your #overcast mood & brighten your days. That’s an Irish toast, laddie.’ ‘Oh. Cool.’ ‘Don’t you wanna share something about your heritage?’ ‘Um. Well, ok, here goes. Bread, milk, eggs, and a little honey.’ ‘Sounds like a recipe.’ ‘Actually, it’s a French toast.’ #vss365

I put Cake Day at a local bakery on my calendar so I would remember to go. The gluten free option is citrus spongecake with Chantilly cream and fresh mandarin and grapefruit bites. Eating this outside in the sunshine made my heart happy.

Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today. I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on March 19, 1980.

I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

The Good News: "Mega Man X2" speedrunners finally found an RTA-viable way to clip into the room under Magna Centipede's stage. The Bad News: The only required stage boss on the new any% route is Crystal Snail. Sometimes it feels like the universe goes "hey, you know what would be REALLY funny?"

Sleep is overrated.

Swanson White Premium Chunk Chicken Breast #savedyouaclick #ad

THE DOCUMENT: cheese souffle ME: Hm – that doesn't look right. Let me fix that. THE DOCUMENT: cheesé souffle ME: ME: Wait.

People hated it with Facebook. People hated it with Twitter.

hey it made me do the dishes i am now inbox zero dishes

That I did not.

I had a DM integrate my character's backstory into the mechanics of the campaign so smoothly that I genuinely do not know what was written into it normally and what was her

Whenever I talk at extent about Chrono Trigger, I feel like this guy's dad

This is totally kismet. 🐶💜

Shining in the Darkness (1991) #MegaDrive #Genesis