"We have literally been talking about this for decades," says Carl, proudly. "That's why some many people have come down to be a part of it. Some of my friends were glad it happened today, so they could quit hearing about it!"

I just assumed the wall decals meant that Benny Johnson was sponsoring the hearings

This is kinda brilliant though. Republicans won't say boo, because an unconstitutional power grab is the only way they survive November.

USA curling nationals are currently in a rain delay

August in the South is gonna SUUUCK

This is practice for November

It's like the games 12yo boys play... "Everybody stand up if you're not gay! " "HAHA LOOK AT YOU YOU'RE GAY!!"

Don't look now, but nobody in the B1G has a longer winning streak than MSU with a whopping... uh... 2 games!

Punishing Minnesota for voting Mondale

I'm standing up for something worth standing for

way too many people asked me to do my job I’m paid for today.

It’s so unsettling watching our 250 year-old democracy decay into dictatorship while the most disruptive technology since steam power is evolving at superhuman speed. It’s like watching a locomotive barrel headlong into a tornado. I have a bad feeling about this.

Unbelievable

With the win vs Minnesota last night, Michigan has clinched a share of the B1G. MSU still has a shot at the #1 seed in the BTT, but would need to win out, plus get Michigan losses @ Illinois and @ Iowa, plus help. That could tie UM with MSU and give MSU the nod because of a win over Illinois.

I concur

Peaches are close, but mangoes are other-worldly

During last night's #SOTU, Trump called for a ban on congressional stock trading, but that's not enough. To restore trust in government we need a ban on stock trading that applies to lawmakers, the vice president, and president. It's time to get this done.

This isn't just sloppiness... it's hubris. Derision. Contempt.

You gotta be kidding me

every time I see Rubio

And then schools will just raise tuitions another $100K

Maybe it will happen tomorrow

I decided to go to the gym instead of watching SOTU Best decision ever

Ask myself this question nearly every day

Remember: Four years of full-scale war Tonight at the Russian embassy, we reminded them.

The law only applies to candidates seeking office

Let me remind you of this masterpiece 4 years ago

He literally stole this building from the USIOP. He stole it and now brags about stealing it. And now he's got his greasy Vienna sausage fingers all over it. He delights in evil.

Vibe learning

Why not 100 million?

Is this even satire?

Stormtroopers wear masks Leftists aren't complaining

also he says “a lot of people don’t realize he had a very good career in the NFL” about herschel walker

Of course he does

"You do a license to get a fee!"

3/3 The failed airborne landing at Hostomel, plus resistance in Moshchun and Irpin, shattered the Kremlin’s scenario. Moscow overestimated itself. It underestimated Ukrainian intelligence. “Kyiv in 3 days” collapsed in days. Now. 1460 days Putin youre out soon 🔗 www.theguardian.com/world

I trust you caught this the other day. 🎸

YOU DO A LICENSE TO GET A FEE

I am starting to perhaps……. maybe…….. possibly………. wonder if the MAGA movement may not care about women’s sports as much as they claimed in the run-up to the 2024 election……… will need to conduct further research

This is because we all made fun of him for not being a billionaire

Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, appears to have deleted his tweet after these Democrats responded

Ah, it's so obvious now

took my kid to a local arcade for the first time yesterday and it’s all gambling now. they make you put money on a plastic card so you don’t even know how much you’re spending. first thing she wanted to do was play a claw machine that cost $3.25 a swipe. zilch. I’ve wasted money slower doing drugs

I think in baltimore every mcdonalds is a little bit the nightmare mcdonalds. One time at the one on greenmount some kids ran in and were fighting over a gun, which went off, apparently causing everyone to flee except my wife, who was like well I wasn't going to not get my food, I already paid

I've been here

Especially based on everything he's said in interviews

So funny everyone thinks you're an actor, when you're clearly the founder of an auto company

the Olympics were a delight on here and I will miss posting about them with you all Bluesky is truly the app of sports

So glad we got to watch a sandwich commercial instead of the MSU game