DM means Dishonorable Message. If you need to speak with me you can do so in front of everyone, in the light of god

ROY BATTY: …I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... they'll be gone. CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀

forgot i had this today, had to do it on mspaint,,, - 🎷

Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN https://theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-next-reincarnation-of-regional-kfc-m-1819571849/

I'm dead serious when I say this is all a product of just how illiterate people have become, this is CRAZY

like where do they think the robot fucking learned it anyway??? theft machine 4.0 didn't fucking invent grammar ????

I saw the same thing about like 5 other elements of proper writing and grammar and I'm like, is that really where we're at. That people think proper punctuation is only when you ask a robot to shit words out for you

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.

The entire @openlibrary.org team would like to express our deep sadness at the loss of our friend Greg Newby who, for years, has seeded @gutenberg.org with public good, open access values worth continuing to follow. Thank you for your beautiful contributions. You are missed.

We are deeply saddened by the loss of Greg Newby, who led Project Gutenberg ( @gutenberg.org ) with passion and purpose. Greg’s belief in free and open access to knowledge continues to inspire us and so many others working to preserve our shared culture online. gutenberg.org/about/newby....

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies. ⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Posting is a form of therapy for me so you're not allowed to get mad at me for my posts because that impedes my access to health care

Based on Bluesky's current growth and usage metrics, there's only about six months before everyone on here becomes pregnant at the same time. We will all give birth around Jan 2027 and the shared experience of childrearing "the Bluesky generation" will unite us in purpose and, possibly, all thought.

I used to be a huge twitter user! I did the same thing there too.

keep seeing a story that bums you out? hide the post. You don't "have" to follow anyone! I say this as someone with a job that sort of requires them to be on social media a lot.

"wauuugh that person is so annoying" so block them. Do it immediately. Diplomatically problematic to block them? Mute them. Bluesky is great for that. Boom, now you don't read their posts. Wow!

i like it here. just don't read posts you don't like, mute or block things you don't like, etc.

esoteric fascism is easily the most embarrassing fascism. oh was hitler magic?? grow up

didn't post about this when it happened friday but..... heroes!

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

We are so lucky our fascists are some of the dumbest people to ever live

the fact that Maetober is still going strong brings warm feelings to my heart

Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

traditional and nontraditional don't have to be polar opposites; they can co-exist, sometimes even in the same person

most people don't want politics that hurt other people. we just want a long overcoat like david bowie and affordable housing

Today marks 15 years since the release of Fallout: New Vegas. Since 2010, players have explored the Mojave Wasteland where countless Couriers have walked the same road—each carving their own story. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the game alive all these years. Viva New Vegas. 🎲

Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

(shouting to the press secretary) Can you confirm whether the diarrhea was pre-loaded onto the aircraft or was it coming directly from the president's Ass?

telling the story in 30 years "so thats when they did the first trump the diarrhea king video"

I have gotten two different ads in a row on TikTok that start with an ai generated woman about to fuck a horse interrupted by an ad for roofing. It’s so great that every ad is gonna be like this now, Nazi or hentai ai slop trying to sell you utilities.

not now babe i’m working on my research

A play in three acts

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once. And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

It’s time to take this movement global. Let’s march on Buckingham Palace

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...

he's going as a witch for halloween #isat

I tried this keyboard at Pax Aus and took 8d12 psychic damage.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...