this is the problem with learning how to do drugs from internet strangers. you're supposed to learn how to do drugs from the nice ex-con dishwasher at your first restaurant job. we are losing original recipes.

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

seems like if nobody is allowed to sue the president that the president shouldn't be able to sue anybody either

As a lover of physical media with a VHS and vinyl collection, this trend brings me great joy. I see so many Gen Z people in the hobby these days that likely grew up in the digital age where these have always been novelties. Even the @foundfootagefest.com shows have the youths attending!

Smart move to have the super handsome reporter conduct this interview, tbh

I remembered too late why you should never use oat milk in tea. I apologize for my transgressions.

This is equal parts terrifying and fucking hilarious. Also a fair bit of awesome technology. It’s incredible how far robotics has come in only a few years.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

What I love about this is that my wife and I have conversations like this all the time. We can get into really engaged conversations like this, regardless of the setting, and have a great time connecting over our thoughts and opinions. I wish these two the best.

JD Vance doing diplomacy:

The hero we need.

Greetings! I’m here at Los Angeles Metropolitan Detention Center to cover a protest against ICE. A guy is supergluing a dildo to the protective fence outside the facility.

I haven’t heard a peep from Charlie Kirk about the black man piloting Artemis 2.

In the same lane:

Certainly, Sam. Here's some information on that topic: Molotov cocktails are a combination of a chemical accelerant poured into a glass bottle. A cloth is inserted into the neck and lit before being thrown. They can be enjoyed at any time of year, but they are most commonly drunk in the summer.

Few things are more annoying than trying to schedule a TTRPG game. It takes two minutes to check your calendar and vote in a poll! Why does it take me three weeks and two polls to get this done?!

It’s a magical moment when you think you finished your coffee then realize you have a few more sips in your mug. ❤️

1: No they wouldn’t. The Nazi’s were already starting to lose when we finally entered the war. 2: NATO is a mutual defense coalition, not Trump’s personal army. 3: Fuck off.

My exact words if I were to be drafted are “Fuck you, make me.” Luckily I’m too old, out of shape, and neurodivergent to be their first pick.

A Baltimore-based thread to explain one singular, overriding reason why American journalism is incapable of compassing and explaining the astonishing misrule and the implosion of all our governing norms. To wit: A few decades ago, as a police reporter covering the Baltimore department, a new...

An addendum to this thread is that a Baltimore friend reminded me that three commissioners prior, in the early 1980s, the man helming the BPD actually began to suffer from overt dementia. It was common knowledge in the department and of course whispered to reporters, who heard the tales....

I’m sure you get requests to boost stuff all the time, but @catsofyore.bsky.social a Philly shelter had to suddenly close due to a building collapse. They still need foster homes for the evacuated cats. phillypaws.org

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Men need to grow the fuck up over taking orders from women.

Men need to normalize showing emotions and supporting each other. I’m doing my part. I hope more men do theirs.

Started the new season of Daredevil and it’s too goddamned terrifying that this is a barely concealed allegory for our current situation with ICE. I know the reboot started production before the latest administration took office, but the connection is undeniable.

You can be opposed to the Iranian regime AND the reckless bombing of school kids. You can support the troops AND be opposed to sending them into senseless wars. You are not an antisemite if you decry the Israeli regime’s genocidal rampage. Don’t let morons impose their idiotic view of the world.

Dr Assal Rad— "See, they know all the words. They just choose not to use them for Israel."

I'm a bit of a broken record on this, but usurping the power of the purse isn't just one constitutional violation among all the many others. It is, uniquely and singularly, the death of constitutional government altogether. Game over, end of story, you now live in an autocracy.

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

Someone get this horse a cake!

I work in data analytics and this is 100% spot on. The hardest part of moving to a new company is having to learn the intricacies of their data, but it’s also the most important part. If I don’t understand the information I’m analyzing, I can’t give any insights on it. Ignorance makes me useless.

trumpism is what a genuinely american nazism would look like

A good boy #history #dog #archaeology

Anyone wanna see the funniest 12 seconds that include a murder?

Clearly, he's not a student of history. Because if he was, he'd know that the one time the federal government did "take care of daycare," they did it *because of a war* and used defense funding to pay for it. 1/🧵

I highly recommend everyone read this. TLDR, bombing Iran has likely permanently changed the shape of geopolitics and could cause a massive shift towards renewable energy.

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

If you see this, post a concert photo you took Me at Jeff Rosenstock at Headliners Music Hall in Louisville on April 6, 2024

Fun linguistics fact, "We hear your concerns" is a phrase almost exclusively said with the silent addendum of "...but we don't care."

Yeah, Marco, imagine what could be done…

From 2 years ago: “It is 12 hours after I emerged from my second gender-affirming surgery. Like a lot of people, my impulse to accelerate transition goals has escalated over the past year as a growing unease fills my body every day that one day, my body and the care it needs, will soon be outlawed.”

Really guys? Are you seriously going to let the Secretary of War Crimes have more followers than me??? This guy murdered an entire girl's school before breakfast.