update: woke up to a refund and an apology by 7am

wife just very plaintively said "I need to learn potato"

Reading books is smart-slop

Mine works great 👐

@googleballs.com youre gona bee fedi famous too RE: https://shrimp.starlightnet.work/notes/ahi7hjyfw21essqw

x86 compiler that optimizes for least number of unique instructions.

I watch the bulk of ashleythebaroness videos, despite rarely sharing them. But this one hit today. And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon. fascism wrapped in our own flag

I wonder how many side channels exist because my NixOS repo is open sourced

Me: I wish feature existed Developer: It does???? Me: Oh NixOS just packages a 2 year old version Developer: Oh yeah don't use NixOS, it's shit… [already copied and updated package for latest commit] Me: So about that

Oh I should allow the user to cancel this in the case that it freezes [cancel check adds race condition that freezes the program] Well at least you can exit…

If there's a gas company, why isn't there a solid and liquid company?

Watching Adventure Time for the first time. I'd say it's the first show I've seen with plot important filler episodes. #adventure-time

there was more that I forgot to post

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

In a move of transparency, we have uploaded the full pdf of our study guide on Epstein Vectors to out website. Our math department and linear algebra professors have nothing to hide

started playing victoria 3 and immediately got a 1.5% achievement fully by accident. i might be goated

THIS IS MY POST??? FROM MY TUMBLR????

The two hardest problems in Computer Science are: 1. Getting up in the morning 2. Going to bed at a reasonable time

Thanks to @jb for fixing my bluesky. I actually now have a custom handle.

[*kitchen nightmares leitmotif plays*]

giB naidne sreyojne tca ekil siht si lamron

Can someone explain this? #rofi #rofi-linux #linux

You know it's bad when my last devlog for a project was one cohost… #cohost

Being in a good relationship is telling your girlfriend that she should be a golddigger #out-of-context

I love always using casing very intentionally. If I don't capitalize a letter, 99% of the time it was deliberate. If I say "no." you should be afraid.

Can't believe 2013 was already 9 years ago!

My favorite

Don't get me started on… (very much wants to and will get started on)

Love America #wikipedia

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

90% of why I follow servo's RSS is because of the cat photos @servo.org @servo #servo #servo-browser

Ever think about how xeyes are just shinigami eyes for x11 applications

If everyone was trans, would no one be trans?

Instead of things being illegal, they should just be "that's a dick move"

Y'all be █████████ ███████ ██ Star Wars ██████ but can't handle the concept of a woman with a cock

Y'all be assigning genders to Star Wars robots but can't handle the concept of a woman with a cock #cock-mention

I find it so annoying when people use the sample size of close friends to make broad sweeping statements about a gender or some shit

i’m basically the best streamer in the world assuming i’m not simultaneously working on the largest project i’ve ever worked on

There's no better time to cancel your subscription to Disney+

I could say: "I can come" Or: "I can make it" Actually says: "I can make come"

Is the food hot or was it in the same room as a bell pepper?

Steve is my favorite enby hottie #minecraft

I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic

Guys my Linux computer is running really slowly when I try to run a program. It's mostly a fresh install, but I did do one thing. So I opened up my ~/bashrc.sh file and noticed this PATH var. It didn't have all paths, so I added every single path on the enitre filesystem to the varia[...]

Out of context #ketchup #wiki-camp #wiki-camp-2 #out-of-context

The date should read 12/12. Don't worry, the intern who made this error has been summarily executed.

Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability lyra.horse/blog/2025/12... "CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"