I think I'm getting paler somehow

the goose when it discovers it was not valued: #goose #goosewasnotvalued #birds #birdsofmastodon #naturephotography #photography

you ever just code something

woah gta 6 trailer looks amazing https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/rockstar-faces-legal-setback-as-uk-tribunal-allows-its-fired-workers-to-bring-every-one-of-their-union-busting-allegations-to-trial/

Americans will put a ready made pie filling into a ready made pie crust and say it's their great grandmother's recipe

He's lowkey tucked in and cozy

Yes I quite enjoy buying products with Shop. Use Shop for all your buying needs.

Autocorrect just turned corn into cor? ???

Who up burning they caramel

What even is a trombolese

this is what using software you don't understand is like

Pro-Palestine marches will openly be called "hate marches" in the press, but these arsonist pogroms, illustrated by a burned-out bus, are simply "disorder"

palantung tung tung sahur

[Northern Ireland, rascism] Settlers talking about the great replacement is so ironic.

“This is the asymmetry that runs through the modern web. When a site breaks in Safari, WebKit engineers add a quirk. When Chrome wants to change how the web works, Chrome just changes it and everyone else adapts.”

lmao

wafrn is lucky lol imagine if it was named wafpn

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

This feels like a metaphor

I'm about to watch the backrooma movie. I'm happy I managed to avoid spoilers for it

water stuck in your ear

happy pride

[bad] it must feel so good for the git stash to pop

My rock garden is really thriving!

just misstyped podman as pogman

I need version control for my fyp on tiktok because my recommendations are now mostly a cat trying to convince me to buy a 110kv high voltage electric grid transmission tower

Love a Wikipedia entry with comic timing

dot nl and a 1 cent sale, this is truly kojima writing

Bingo! (e adicionando alt text)

I made a thing: https://codeberg.org/irelephant/wafrn-lite This is a prerendered client for wafrn, designed to look like old tumblr. It's very unfinished currently. #wafrn #fediverse #prerendered

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Companies using sparkles (✨) to represent ai is culture appropriation

How could i get Nerds Sour Grape and Strawberry Candy® out of my laptops cd drive?

The Backrooms is inherently funny to me because I am 39 and have worked in offices for 21 years. My entire career is walking around in the backrooms and wishing something would just eat me.

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oldie but goldie: the pixel art brothers #PixelArt #Art #Cats #Caturday #OldieButGoldie #AnubiArts

1.8 GB per emoji

wtf apple balls???????????

chwck THIS out

The 'Google -> Goople -> propeller' pipeline

its fucked up that all the grocery stores get all your data from your credit card and save it to generate the coupons and direct marketing but don't give you a grocery store wrapped at the end of the year that ranks how much products you bought compared to other customers

It's 22°C. I'm gonna melt

@julia changes pfp, 15 dead, 3 injured, 7 still missing

Shoutout to the gaa plus website for having a captcha on the login form, but still accepting logins if it's unsolved