"they gave he-man pronouns" like cmon

Drinking game idea: take a shot every time you run cordova rm platform android

LOOOOOOOOOOL

That's like a cartoonishly evil quote 😭😭 it looks like an article from the onion

why do browsers have access to this data. we're out here going like "fingerprinting is bad" and then adding more fingerprinting vectors not just any website should be able to access all this, there should be *some* level of trust, perhaps not with permission prompts though.

i made an archery game that uses your charging cable as the controller

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

adhd wizard who can't ponder his orb without going on phone

Hi we're abstaining because it sucks ass, hope that helps

ribbed for their pleasure

Kinda funny that Trump thinks "asylum" means other countries send people from insane asylums, and a) this is real life, not a ham-handed Idiocracy-type satire, b) he has surely been corrected several times but is incapable of updating his priors, & c) most media politely agree not to mention it.

They should let me violate cors. I can be trusted

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

Just realized I've bought Minecraft a total of 6 times so far.

One thing that's cool is if you say anything critical of Gavin Newsom you get 600 generic pfp accounts with 3 total posts calling you a bot or a paid op

i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

I read my own entry on “Grokipedia,” Elon Musk’s Grok-generated “alternative” to Wikipedia, and within a few paragraphs it included a false allegation of sexual assault against a man who, to my knowledge, has never been accused of it

😭😭😭😭

My daily routine:

#72: Shag a massive apple

great. now ill nevre be able to afford a house

Every time I use xmlhttprequest on a json API a part of me dies

With the threat of the Insurrection Act looming, I just want to note that it was never going to matter how peaceful and correct the protestors here are. All the "don't give him pretext" concern trolling misses the point: He will intentionally manufacture chaos and was always going to make an excuse.

[0007651] Default ORIENTATION excludes some animals from breeding

I don’t want to train the cops more cause then they’d learn not to keep their super secret invasion plans in the backseat of the SUV they are abandoning

We're gonna win. crimethinc.com/2026/01/15/n...

haha look my ram usage haha isn't it so funny #please-make-it-stop

please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back

at this point i am gonna start advertising wafrn as soundcloud alternative because this shit accepts my mp3 without crying about it

The centra is Doha is the secret Irish embassy in qatar

even a single artists alley delievrs more anime tiddies than a medieval peasant would have seen in their entire life

There is something grotesque in watching Germany and Europe suddenly rediscover international law when US President Donald Trump speaks of of annexing Greenland. https://www.middleeasteye.net/opinion/international-law-died-gaza-why-world-mourning-it-greenland

good to see regiojet finally fixed the ac

Yea it’s been around long enough to know that the blockchain use case question is a solved problem. It’s for financial crimes like buying HRT and drugs (good crimes) or ransomware and rugpulls (bad crimes)

😂 1) Cá bhfuil an bus? A) Níl a fhios agam B) Áit éigin C) Áit eile D) Níl a fhios agam agus tá brón orm faoi sin 🥺

Ok, new site is up: https://irelephant.net/

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Internet is stored in the Netherlands

what WHAT aaaaAAAAAA chromium-review.googlesource.com/c/chromium/s...

at some point we will add jpeg xl support to wafrn i guess! #it-wil-fail-miserably-with-other-instances #but-we-will-try #once-it-lands-on-main-chromium-i-guess

WafTiles, the best\* WAFRN client is now **mostly** feature complete! Check it now at https://webtiles.kicya.net/#1125,-625 !!! \*the reverse cc (as they are on the screenshots): @racc.at @sneexy @ap.skydevs.me @freeplay.wetdry.world #1125

fuck around and find out? ha ha.. skill issue, my friedn. i regularly find out w/o fucking around at all

I've waited 3 years to make this post