nighty night federated verse. no one set anything on fire while i'm asleep, please

heartbreaking: sweetest girl on planet earth thinks she's a horrible monster for committing the unforgivable offense of setting a reasonable boundary

3am Emilia. Technically the last piece I'll do for this year, and it's also one of those post were idk how to caption it, so you know as always, do your worse. #ocsky #ocart #votv(? #voicesofthevoid(?

@hoowah.bsky.social what how

Good morning

GOOD MORNING #cats #catsofmastodon #torties

We’re not really sure if the Others overestimated our intelligence, or whether it’s a test. The message is unmissable, smack on the H𝛂 absorption-line frequency; it comes with a supplemental channel at 𝛌×𝛑. We worked out that the supplemental channel encodes a virtual machine which is clearly […]

at any given time i have at least one xeta nrg, coffee, or coffee chocolate bar in my system. usually multiple of each

NO FUCKING WAY

i am open to commissions if you're pushy enough with me for me to accept ​:neobot_woozy:​ they pushed me out of model making retirement lmao

@dunkeltalerzap fuck if i know

As a non native English speaker the fact that the words "pray" and "prey" are basically the same just with a different vocal is so funny but also super interesting as a creative, like woah

maybe not perfectly but still pretty damn well

how do the mannequins even see? they can navigate perfectly but they lack most if not all basic senses i think

please watch this, you will not regret it: https://youtu.be/RlllabwmWcc #comedy #humor #humour #funny

Middle of winter I know but the lack of Sun is making it worse, the heaters on base do not help.

Like, yeah, fighting against AI may not seem as important as fighting against violent racism and trans eliminationism. I get it. But also, it's the *same people pushing all of it*. It is as important because *it's a different part of the same fight*. Giving up on AI means ceding ground to […]

akizet am i right

who up corring they observer

also i'm pretty sure i'm the first person ever to have sent trollface into space btw like actual low earth orbit

need more corduroy

i have yet to find one that doesnt explode odds are the neighbors left it as a practical joke

@hoowah.bsky.social absolutely the sort of thing they would do

@hoowah.bsky.social oh god thats totally what happened

enron was short for energy ronald

knew where this was going even before i read the rest

whoever did this, very FUCKING funny. sure do love nearly breaking bones.

ok fuck this im using the rest for parts. those were all the full ones anyways

ok backing up to do the second one

thing BLEW UP and knocked me over and i couldnt get up for almost 10 minutes. fuck

SHIT FUCK

ok first mystery drive. gonna see whats on it before i process it

I get it, Instagram is where the followers are, do what you need to do. But then please, *please* do something else, too. Don't make it so that people have to give Zuckerberg all their personal data just to even see what cool things you're up to!

I am begging, begging, begging cool people making cool things to please have any presence on the web other than Instagram.

so there's this image that i once saw and it has me giggling every time i think about it but i dunno where to find it so i recreated it

my cat sneezing, looking at me like i did it

HOW to teach #picathecat that she CAN'T sit on my lap until I'm done sitting down??? The lap doesn't exist until the human is sitting?? She tries to get on my lap *as* I'm trying to sit and it's just... it's chaos. And then she's upset and I'm in a bad position because she didn't let me fix my […]

✅ Isopod touched

@midnight-zer0.bsky.social theyre just drives its fine. theyre more likely to summon a demon or something anyways

@midnight-zer0.bsky.social well im worried that if i destroy them it might summon a demon as well. if im going to do it either way may as well see whats on them right

Alright have fun with that

know one thing. someday, everyone will have actually been against this all along.