Dont drink too much coffee, you'll achieve strange things

the facility clearly needs an automated turret system. ONLY for the mannequins. yknow. with live rounds and all that

@exosaicin.bsky.social now THAT is a good idea. ill try this next time the drone arrives

Yikes. I hope things calm down overall, my condolences!

yeah no the shit here is fucking mental. i saw this weird spider creature that had stitched like skin or something. kel called it the antibreather i think? it is oddly very chill though. one of the very few who are

thats something id rather leave for kel. the drone doesnt come to me directly since i live in the trailer park

have you tried roping one to the drone? I'm sure it won't struggle carrying one..

har dee har

wait. how the hell do these orbs leave now

thank god i was not there for the big pyramid it wouldve made me fucking lose my shit

I thought my week at Blauerfluss was bad, I am still baffled with the kinds of things you people go through!!!

i cant sleep. maybe i should make a cat door for beef. i can make it with an automatic tiny lock so that it locks at a certain time, since beef doesnt seem to like to go out after 9pm

@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social i dont think it was jesus christ

@mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social @asokel no i dont think it was

I think his brain malfunctioned

JESUS CHRIST???

sorry. im not mad. just very confused

KEL I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS A FLOATING ORB DOING HERE I KNOW WHAT AN ORB IS

Like a shrimp but without the HR

yeah no i understood the first time. what do you mean an *orb*

Shhhh, Dr Kellin, you're not supposed to read my simp posts and art.... you've seen nothing. Here, get a shrimp and forget everything you saw

a huh

[obsessive relationship mention //] thats why shes so afraid of the cult getting to kel and zap. because that way she will lose the people closest to her to the thing that made her lose everything to begin with. and shes so overprotective of them to the point of it being overbearing but she […]

[obsessive relationship mention //] listened to pork soda and that made me think about mason and her relationship with love/friendships and i think shes an obsessive lover/friend. since she has grown in the stolas cult and things were considered earthly desires, she never was allowed to […]

THEJRE SA FU CJING ORB OUTSIRD

OH GOD HOW LONG WAS I OUT

Nah

..totally DIDN'T just cube you. blocked. not that one--i didn't do that. i would never block a kel. I'd cube a kel though.

what do you mean what i didn't post anything

I eat bugs too. don't worry about it

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you've forced my hand..

oh and--good to know..

kel i'm going to shape you into a square and fit you into a shipping box GO TO BED!!!

@exosaicin.bsky.social @asokel although the mention of rock paper scissors gives me an interesting idea. i wonder if i can teach a mannequin how to play a basic game

@exosaicin.bsky.social @asokel oh i dont actually work here thats all between the other two

i can only imagine how many games of rock paper scissors has been done to decide who fixes what when it breaks..

@exosaicin.bsky.social @asokel kel is too busy but mason helps out

okay, wait wait wait; this ISN'T a collective effort? you would have seriously thought by now you guys'd have shifts doing this.

@asokel you need sleep. either crash or let the eyes get you

@asokel honestly dude just let me deal with that this time. you are missing almost a week of sleep and i doubt youll stay awake long enough for the drone to get here

@asokel yeah. you sleep of your own accord

@asokel you dont need to stay at the console to process. you know this

@asokel yeah thats because youve had enough to last almost a week. SLEEP

@asokel the xeta isnt the issue kel

i think ive had too mcuh xeta. it isnt working antymore

Yeah, so? I don’t see any reason as to why someone wouldn’t like you

@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social no actual communication though but i suppose that DOES count as interaction to some degree

@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social oh maybe. i think so actually

@mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social @asokel i dont think ive actually gotten any communication from them at all. theyve only really interacted with you two