We already know what's inside, we just can't tell you because its Classified.

@midnight-zer0.bsky.social are you talking about the door thats rusted shut? i dont wanna know whats in that one i just want to get into my little hideout without having to use a crowbar

@asokel how quickly do you lose crowbars? even in this place it feels unrealistic to lose 19 crowbars so quickly

this place finds a new meaning to struggle meals

cant get addicted to short form content when the only connection to the outside world has network speeds rivaling dialup

just dont get addicted to nicotine. or caffeine. or alcohol. or weed. these are all common in this place and unless you want heart palpitations, lung cancer, liver failure or serotonin deficiency i suggest you pick up making origami. its fun

Aw dang I must’ve missed it

aw goddamn it i missed it. was it pretty

yeah but sometimes when i just dont have things to do i like untangling the wires. weirdly relaxing

19 is an uneven number and its upsetting. also are you more scared of a man with 19 crowbars or 20

@asokel wait if you have 20 why do you want me to return the crowbar you let me use

he could afford 20 crowbars but not a single code changer apparently

thank you to my 14 followers watching me post questions and statements about the place i am now realizing i should NOT have been able to get into while kel keeps saying no to my request for a code changer to use on the bunker door

Well, if you say it was pretty I believe it.

OH, FUCK.

does the main base even have heating? it gets way below freezing even in the day so i would hope so

at least thats how it feels

I'm in the wrong side of the world so nope

@[email protected] for once something normal happens to you

Yeah, I GUESS.

It's precise location just happens to be over the May Or May Not Be Anomalous Lake.

@[email protected] actually apparently theres currently the biggest geomagnetic storm in like 20 years happening right now, and even my house might get some

I guess

@midnight-zer0.bsky.social i mean to be fair you ARE adjusting his actual living space so

I saw it, but I dont think it was natural

@[email protected] i didnt see anything, but im also on basically the exacrt opposite side of the world sooo

alright fine... buzzkill smh......

It's FIIIIINE I only moved like a few bits of furniture

did anyone else see the aurora last night. or was that more weird shit apparently confined to this forest

i started coughing and smoke went in my eye i might as well die

I WAS SMOKING AND THE ASH CSME BACK IN YM MOUTH

sadly i do. the engineer part of my brain wants to fix all this mess, the logical part of my brain says that not only is it not feasible, but they also seem to turn to shit even after being fixed. not worth the effort

visual hallucinations are common with tiredness. i suggest you sleep more before you irreparably hurt yourself

maybe so

thankfully enough i work myself until i get so tired i just pass out immediately. no scary thoughts about horrors beyond my comprehension when my conscience is barely functioning

I'll move them back and then rotate them by one degree every day when you're not home! MWAHAHAHA

took a nap and woke up just now. jesus christ 4am is no joke this forest is scary as fuck

hell yes

somehow i dont believe it was zero and that it was at least 5

yeah i forgot how much a bedframe actually helps with sleeping

i mean at least you got 20 crowbars. i wouldnt wanna mess with someone that has 20 crowbars

yeah i noticed. cant make any calls with my phone. which i half expected but still

Ack ack ack :3

You’re working at an extremely isolated location. It’d make sense for there to be emergency supplies in place for if access to the outside world got cut off

how many roaches was it this time

You didn't eat whatever berries you found in the forest right?

what DID you eat, today?

I knew about it, but that's because I used a Magpie Drone to displace everything by about three inches just to fuck with you.

RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/115924154349763376 Kel won't admit this, but this post made him fall down onto the floor and start crying. He doesn't cry often. This has to have been the first time in at least 5 years. He's used to keeping it all inside but sometimes it slips out. #votv […]

@andromeda42.bsky.social ?????