Pocket sized

Yup, but even more tiny

i am singlehandedly keeping the xeta nrg corporation in business

Honestly yeah

Thanks! :3

mom said its my turn on the astro processor

what kel sees before getting beat up

they're my goopy scooberts #art #votv #ariral #votvart

@roren.bsky.social this sounds exactly like my voice its kinda scary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUkMhTcbf7Q

stop calling me a "boyfailure" i have a doctorate

RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/115521836461183461 it keeps giving me these popups. you are a version of meadow from over 20 years ago. you cannot run the software you are advertising. plus i dont want it

Totally understandable man

Potentially. she do be a boomer :o\

Near a hill with a cliff near yankee

There's one already in the park

that the address bar of most browers are limited to 4096 characters long and it's also an limit server side, sadly archive.votv.zip/loop/ isn't trully infinite.

i just got an email from an unknown sender with this in it what does it mean

>Target FuckedUp

RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/115410997802319618 cloudflare is too long to turn into an acronym sorry

sv.target cloudflare

RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/115458691528136050 dunkeltaler array UNAFFECTED by cloudflare outage (tr 2 is at 53% power though)

happy transgender awareness week from the dunkeltaler team (me and the numerous eldritch horrors that keep breaking into my house)

Thanks Kel <3

lmk when you do

gonna sneak into corporate's database and rig your task results so you get guaranteed bonuses o7

all the phones just rang. the line to this place was disconnected when it shut down around y2k. i picked one up and absolute silence, as usual

no clue how, but maybe avoid setting them on fire

reminder that if you want to interact with any of my posts or you want me to be able to interact with yours and youre on bluesky please follow @ap.brid.gy the more people i can chat with the better. its lonely here sometimes

made an awesome sandwich today. its the little things that keep me sane

im convinced that bao will never give me a full weekly bonus at this point

@[email protected] they are Working

@[email protected] let them do their jobs

they get angry

@[email protected] yeah those are just the old workers

what fucking thing

romeo is down again. why is it always romeo. it wouldnt be so bad if that wasnt where that fucking thing is

@argemia <-- god i knew this was gonna happen sooner or later

ive run into a door on 3 separate occasions today what the fuck

why do people keep calling me a "sopping twink" what does that mean

i know its not real. it only shows up when im tired and i cant get it on camera. that doesnt make it any less scary

@[email protected] they're chill

yeah i just try burning them for fuel. never ends well, but still

i know the fire escapes dont work but i leave them blocked anyways. whoever blocked them up mustve had a reason

sometimes bad things happen to us for no good reason.

not sure. the mannequins are definitely still here though

if there's anything we know about CORPORATIONS, its that they always look to throw someone under the bus.

maybe they already knew?

everyone at aso corporate seems to be thoroughly unfazed by the fact that i have now shown them aliens are real at least 5 times

Noted

Thanks!