Who could possibly have seen this coming.

This lived rent free in my head for years

Hell yeah

An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.

I’m not sure ‘show trials’ adequately captures my need for ritual public humiliation of these scumbags when this is all over. We need a word that is much more vindictive and aggressive.

Well this is a little on the nose, even for Chelsea

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I feel like the two dimensional political compass for local elected democrats are: 1. Mod or Prog 2. Interested in solving any local problems whatsoever vs deferring to local gatekeeper assholes.

Happy Thanksgiving

This whole thread is so grim.

Some say the day of darth’s hibernation for the winter months is a sad day. I prefer to look at the day with hope, because of the joy he will bring us all when he appears with the first green shoots of the spring.

lol Manuel Neuer doing Manuel Neuer things.

Feels like FT is now just openly trolling OpenAI

Zohran Mamdani come on the Arsecast

I drew North London

Did not have a Merino lock-picker on my Bingo card.

Always been a magpie fan. Great birds.

The Scooby Doo Theory of Housing states that we can arrest housing price inflation if we only some clever kids are able to unmask the evil villain responsible for making rent go up.

Truly magical thinking

Nothing against these rest of places but Royal Sushi and Izakaya being on this list feels like Michelin dishing out punishment for not being able to get a reservation.

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Any city leader serious about making their city welcoming and affordable for immigrants, young adults, young families, and others should have a plan for doubling their population in the next 20 years. Otherwise any talk about affordability, sanctuary cities, etc is meaningless.

Starting to feel like recreating the Nuremberg trials won’t even be enough punishment for these scumbags.

Entertainment! is the best dishwashing album fight me.

Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed

i spoke to LOADS of people about this very recently, and the only people using it regularly were the dipshits in charge

I keep beating this drum: the kind of people one thinks of as Silicon Valley "techbro" are so often finance people with an engineering cosplay habit, not actual technologists Elon Musk was famously *never* a good coder and I can't believe he ever scienced a rocket either. But he craves that respect

Watching Task and Robbie thinking that his tweener daughter is going to want to practice dancing with him to More Than This is such pure uncut dad fantasy that it deserves to be a class A narcotic.

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Find someone who loves you as much as Joyce Carol Oates hates Elon.

I’d even say that the same strain of thinking that has limited the reach of social welfare policies in the States - that these programs will get exploited by undeserving brown and black people - is a widely held belief in the parts of Western Europe where those policies are strongest.

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Tottenham Hotspur have endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Boiled, unseasoned chicken breasts have endorsed Andrew Cuomo

On my second 100, Javalina, the winner crossed me coming the other way, "DOING GREAT BUDDY KEEP IT UP" for my 14 min pace while he ran 100 eights.

Hoboken has had zero traffic deaths since the beginning of 2017. By contrast, Philadelphia had 134 traffic deaths last year, 59 of which involved pedestrians hit by vehicles. What can the city learn? Advocates say a “culture of accountability” is paramount. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/transportati...

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Absolutely deadly behavior causing another crash on Spruce Street at 5th st early this morning. This is on the busiest bike lane in Philly with over 1,500 riders who use it daily. We deserve so much better than paint and flexposts, we deserve real protection.

I have only seen that MLS run about a million times at youth level but didn’t think it would work at senior level, and against Atleti of all teams. What a player.

Come for the Robbie Keane joke, stay for the incisive commentary on performative politics and its intersection with football. Or is it the other way around?

Can’t wait to hear from @ryanhunn.bsky.social what happened to the disallowed Calafiori goal.

If VVD is going to close down channel runners with that same lack of urgency all season, Liverpool might have a problem keeping clean sheets.

Print your name on a sign with the words “come and get me.” Bring kids and dogs. Take lots of pics and post them. Post lots. Play music, dance, do the electric slide. Have a great time. Wear costumes, obviously. Bring water and sunscreen. Or you could go larping as the Baader-Meinhof complex.

1. AIDS crisis 2. Challenger 3. Berlin Wall 4. 2 Live Crew 1st Amendment 5. AOL

Barista: do you want capers with your lox bagel? Batman: why does this keep happening

This whole thread is excellent.

Parenting during the toddler years is just begging a fiercely grinning destruction gremlin to please not accidentally kill you or themselves.

Andrea Berta just confirmed to be an @swissramble.bsky.social subscriber

Absolutely epic levels of It’s So Over / We’re So Back