heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Adult converts aren't imbued with the requisite amount of shame required to be a Catholic

Good news! Now I can join ICE to pay my student debt and sext with my computer when I get lonely. What a time to be alive.

Amazing how quickly Puerto Rico ceases to be America as soon as the right is mad at Bad Bunny. He thinks that maybe ICE should stop zip-tying children outside courthouses. Apparently that's all it takes to lose his citizenship.

Speaking of being behind the times, I've decided to catch up on three seasons of #StrangerThings before the final one comes out next month. I'm sure this is a solid decision.

It really sucks how much working out before work improves your day. Given that it involves working out. Before work.

#Elementary spoilers without context. #ShitpostingAboutaTVShowFromTwelveYearsAgo

I think you have to talk to the "girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa" to get your HR papers. But unfortunately Kristi Noem has her 😔 (Do I sense an enemies-to-lovers??)

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Kushner is in business with the viciously authoritarian crown prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman, slurping up American companies and increasing their soft power over American culture.

Every time you see the word "Trantifa," remember that this is what authoritarians do, and what they have done for all of history. They find a vulnerable group to scapegoat the country's problems on, and then they hammer the claim again and again and again.

True story

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

I love the way mechanics talk. "Well, I don't know what your price range is, but if you want to put A WHOLE NEW ENGINE IN IT, that would be my recommendation."

The first rule of Cassandra Club is that nobody who isn't a club member believes you're in Cassandra Club.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Generals gathered in their masses Having to listen to two dumbasses

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"I fear President Trump believes the American people are so divided that today they will not stand up, fight for, and defend our most precious constitutional values so long as they are lulled into thinking their own personal interests are not affected. Is he correct?" -Judge Young, appt. by Reagan

So the Fox News anchor called the entire combined leadership of our military together to bitch about climate change and trans people. Then he basically told them that they all have to take the Fitness Gram PACER test to ensure they meet "the ideal male standard."

Fuck my savings account got raptured

I regret to inform you all that I have not been Raptured. I did get up there, but then Simon who is called Peter spake unto me, saying, "Thou hast not taken enough Leucovorin and Ivermectin to be spared by the Lord of Hosts."

Hey, if the Rapture really does happen tomorrow, could y'all finish up before rush hour? I have to be at work at 8:30, and I really don't feel like weaving my sinner self through 144,000 abandoned cars. Thanks!

maybe I should put "no personality, not witty, but at least I wrote this" in mine

And a few other countries. Just unilaterally, for no reason, revoked all work permits from some countries WITHOUT NOTIFYING THE WORKERS PLEASE GET THIS NEWS OUT SO PEOPLE CAN PROTECT THEMSELVES I will post in Spanish below

Kimmel criticized MAGA's dishonest, hypocritical response to the shooting, and he was taken off the air "indefinitely." Brian Kilmeade said we should murder every single homeless, mentally ill American. But it's okay, y'all. Don't worry. He ✨apologized ✨.

"Dehumanization," Vance? Seriously? Dehumanization? The administration that makes AI-generated caricatures of the immigrants it puts in chains wants to talk about dehumanization? The administration that calls queer people pedophiles and child molesters wants to talk about dehumanization?

1. Vance, Miller, and Trump announced crackdowns on left-leaning NGOs that the regime views as responsible for Charlie Kirk's death. They targeted specific nonprofits for an article calling Kirk a racist and transphobe, the Ford Foundation and Open Society. Subscribe to support our journalism.

We can disagree about whether or not fruit belongs on pizza but not about whether or not human beings deserve to live safely, securely, and with bodily autonomy.

Now, on top of everything else, we've got the second coming of Oswald Mosley in the UK. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I hope the tariffs and transphobia were worth it, everyone. 'Cause we're all going down together, and no fascist regime has ever fallen without a war.

I've been watching the OG #X-Men cartoon the last few weeks, since I never did growing up. At this time, I would like to issue a formal statement to all the Rogue fans:

Guy: We should hunt down and kill every single one of those abominations in the name of God Almighty. Guy's supporters: Look you're clearly taking his words out of context.

If nothing else, he certainly wasn't a "transgender activist," as Nancy Mace put it--after hurling slurs on the House floor. Again.

The hagiography--from both sides--is depressing.

Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.

Yeah. Political violence is shipping asylum seekers off to brutal detention camps. It's bulldozing the tents of unhoused people and throwing all evidence of their lives away. It's when you can body-slam a reporter and still get elected. And so on.

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I don't believe in celebrating death, no matter how evil the deceased was. Charlie Kirk was a human being. Now he's dead, and that's a tragedy. I'm not going to cheer, nor am I going to cry. All his death did was feed fuel into a hateful movement's fire. He was a human being. Now he's a martyr.

Hey remember when they said it was only about GAC for minors and that adults could make their own decisions? And remember how everyone who's been paying attention said that was bullshit?

"Mr. Nelson, you've been reading the same three mid-2000s urban fantasy series since you were sixteen. Like...I'm not going to feed your soul to Ammit or anything. But...you good, man?"

Yellowcard, Sublime, Good Charlotte, and Blink-182 all have new music on the radio. What year is it??

Every trans person who comes out in this hostile climate is living proof that truth beats fear.

Unhinged things that come out of my mouth when I'm playing video games, #Bayonetta Edition: "Angels that mess with the baby get the CHAINSAW."

Hey, fun fact: The sons of Howard Lutnick, United States Secretary of Commerce, are buying the rights to the tariff refunds that American companies would get if those tariffs (y'know, the ones Lutnick and Trump instituted) are ruled illegal by SCOTUS.

Look, sometimes a defense lawyer/anthropomorphization of Catholic guilt has to get another job when his practice goes under. And sometimes that job involves battling a ripped af goddess in (Chinese) Heaven. The economy is hard right now. #Rivals #Daredevil #Marvel

"You libs shouldn't politicize tragedies!" The media: "Psst, there's a chance that this time it was a trans woman." "Well in that case..."

Once again, ol' Brian proves himself a pathetic toady, desperate for a pat on the head from his big orange daddy.