the rest of the sculptural work critters from last month (all sold)! and yes there is still a November backlog to work through #ceramics 1/3

Christmas is the best time of year to seduce people you fancy because you can entice them with the fact that their chances of finding ham in any given crevice of your body is marginally higher than normal

Take a deep breath and try to pull your chest up as far as you can while you pull back. Then hold a second, and release with the longest exhale you can hold while pulling your blades together 🫁🌬️ 🧡🧡🧡

"Can't trust these hos." I mumble to myself as I move my open top drink from the living room where my cats are to the kitchen where they can't dip their beans in it while I'm in the bathroom.

The country: where some schools give a day off for the first day of hunting season.

Right before she beartrapped my hand.

Stop calling him a cheeto, ya'll 😩 I like cheetos. They don't deserve the disrespect.

Someday you’re going to let your guard down and I’m going to shove the keen blade of therapy so deep into your brain stem that you’re going to speak in feelings

Art not made with AI.

Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.

The Lad©️ needs to go to the vet today to check and see if he's got stones. Lets hope all goes well and the solution is affordable.

Polish people are great when you need spooky folklore but are too afraid to talk to a Russian

Pomegranates. Not as dramatic as pitting cherries, but not for want of trying. Do I only go to the underworld for the seeds I ate, or do the ones I spit into an empty Celsius can count?

Watching a video about how to make crab rangoon made before the phrase "gooning" entered the chat. Laughing too hard when they say "the goon spoon"

Me

escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator

The Hunter in Winter #poetry #writing

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Thrift score It hasn't said anything to me yet, but when it does it will almost certainly be a riddle at 3am

Robot child with door autism infodumps at you: Pulk/Pull Revolving doors by Radiohead

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Sometimes I get this "anything but that" energy. This time, it was hang a shelf (and clean the hair clippers, and tailor something) instead of doing the dishes or kitty litter. Now I have somewhere to put the paperclay masks I've sculpted. And some tchotchkes!

Somewhere a country bro and somewhere else an ironically country hipster wake in cold sweat terror because I dyed a good condition vintage Cabela's duck canvas jacket.

I bring a certain vibe (ftp) to the function (dating app) that the normies (single correctional officer) don't like

They think I shine in numbers, but I breathe in time. They chase me through wallets, I hide in quiet. You’ll find me in laughter that lasts, in hands still warm from holding. I’m not hard to earn, just hard to notice. #emoetry #prompt #wealthy #poetry #skypoets #blueskypoetry #poetrylovers

Its transgender awareness week. You may be aware of me for one week. When the week ends, I will tunnel back between the threads of space-time to my home dimension.

It is my pleasure to announce that, against the discontent wishes of many, I have woken up today.

When I was your age we had to click the hose once to put it in our inventory and then we had to open the inventory menu and drag the hose out of there onto the spigot to attach it and then we had to exit the inventory menu and then we had to click on the hose again to drink out of it

Hat

In my defense, your honor, I cannot be a ho as I most definitely get cold.

Looked up one of my fav nostalgia bands, AFI, and I was fckin SHOOK to see Davey Havok rockin curls and a handlebar mustache now. Total whiplash of a change. (Good for him tho. As long as he's happy)

Me, up till 4am, makin lil crochet plushie fellas Next they get faces n stuff

Possum jar in progress

I fucking knew it.

Darah, the Musician. A wandering storyteller who rejected the Death Scholars, his own kin. He has traveled to all places, unknown exactly how he carried his instruments. His prophecies are based on past tales, and not “cheap blood-spilled tricks.”

I wandered into the general chat of a trans discord I'm in and * ppl debating the discrepancies between the various social constructs we built to understand the passage of time* I wandered into another and *terribly cheesy, horny inuendo being passed around like a blunt* Never change, ya'll

If this is all a fever nightmare, at least this part is a dream 🐸🔥

Bumper sticker that says "My other car is legs."

"Root Grafting"

Happy Sunday. ❤️✊🏽

Someday I'm gonna have an albums worth of kitty breakfast song covers #cats

Another poem #poetry #haiku #poet

This. Is. Why. I. Paint.

This is how it feels from the other side, it's great.

It is, once again, my favorite month: Halloween

I follow too many people with cats and I lose track of who's is who's and whats happening. Its good to have a nice problem in my life to balance out the not nice ones.

Ancient Thread each breath is an old river passing through a thousand mouths even now something of the mammoth moves quietly inside you you exhale and something ancient returns to the world a piece of night from a forest no one remembers finding its way through another body #poetry

I inked some old sketches using a marker i found on the sidewalk.