Americans discovering Dizzy:

The one time I'm not going to try turning it off and on again? When I'm in space

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

Pharaoh: 'No way' Moses: 'YHWH' A Very Happy Passover to my friends and acquaintances who are celebrating this week!

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When a fist hits your eye from a big hairy guy, that's Murray. Know the difference.

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

X: Bro, just get an AI coding assistant. It's so much faster. Me: Nah, I'll rather make my own mistakes. X: Suit yourself. AI isn't going away. Me: Neither are STD's. Doesn't mean I want any of that either.

The "election law scholars" are the US Constitution.

Financial institutions when they want to authenticate the account with your life savings in it: #infosec #2fa

I promise you there are no politics in my urban fantasy caper novels, it’s just thieves and investigators using magic to one-up each other. While they also try to protect non-human minorities in their city from human-first fascists.

Deluxe Poly - v0.36 is now available for Patreon backers. www.patreon.com/posts/deluxe... Here's a video of the new layer mask feature: youtu.be/t8H4_C2ZNoo #pixelart #lowpoly #illustrator #gamedev

glaze before kiln, glaze after kiln.

"I'm sorry, is there a problem with the war you ordered?" should go down as one of the all-time best retorts ever spoken in mainstream media

Ruin a book or band name with one letter: Rash

Thunder Helix is on sale now! #lowpoly #solodev #flightsim store.steampowered.com/app/1906230/...

Ah, yes. That's the stuff.

Nintendo Wii is now available on RetroAchievements! Come join us and start hunting achievements for your childhood favourites! retroachievements.org/forums/topic...

Also: we should all care about what happens to trans people, whether or not it will ultimately affect cis people; because trans people are people and worthy of respect. That should be enough!

This might be one of the greatest shots that I have ever seen.

I know some people were interested in user levels, but not so keen on joining a Discord server to download/share levels. That's no longer necessary, levels can be downloaded & uploaded directly from within the game now with the latest update!

4 hours 20 minutes

Kristi Noem will return in Avengers Doomsday

This is in fact a perfect cartoon

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

To lighten up the timeline, some good news: I just donated the latest royalties from the CRPG Book, bringing us to a total of £37,901 raised for charity since 2019! Thanks everyone for the support! The book is back in stock @bitmapbooks.com if you also want one: www.bitmapbooks.com/products/the...

bring back webrings, you cowards

#LunarEclipse FAQ: Q: Is it safe to look at? A: Absolutely! Unlike a solar eclipse, there's no UNsafe time to look at a lunar eclipse. Q: Do I need a telescope? A: Nope! Best view is with naked eye. Just look up! Q: Does the eclipse portend terror & doom? A: Not at all! The news has that covered.

Make it "read an authentic story from the Amazon without giving money to Amazon" day. #BookSky See, doesn't that feel empowering? (seriously to me, I love the rhythm of that energy)

Can't find it, but saw a post warning that there are ads on Facebook that promise to install Windows 11 for free, but install malware. And my first thought was "So it installs Windows 11?"

Current mood:

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

Thoughts after replaying a couple of the SimCity games, and how a single, straightforward decision can change the entire feel of a game

My first two registered Apogee games (Wacky Wheels, then Commander Keen Vorticons) were bought in person from this very distributor!

Seems cheerful

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

FUNFACT: this is relevant to me and my profile because the version of Zelda that was released 40 years ago today was on a floppy disk. The ROM versions came later.

Blind boxes should be regulated in the same way gambling is regulated. It should be illegal to advertise and sell these things to children.

Happy #TillysGameversary 🎂 Legend of Zelda (1986) Zelda (an elf) quests to save a princess from Gaston from Beauty & the Beast. Famously, a bug omitted the elf’s name of Zelda & left in the placeholder, ‘link’ instead. Die-hard fans pretend it was the princess who was named Zelda to this day.

Immigrants to Canada, especially those who are in Alberta at the request of employers like Tim Hortons, are not the problem They pay taxes The problem is that the UCP are misusing our tax dollars and not putting them towards useful solutions in healthcare and education #ableg #abpoli

i don't care how people pronounce things, but if you're writing down your mouth sounds, please... hunger pangs, not pains champing at the bit, not chomping pique your interest, not peak wreak havoc, not wreck whet your appetite, not wet could have, not could of there are more, but you get the idea

A map for my Canadian friends

A global community of editors, publishers, and writers have come together to offer a 1-month only bundle of books in digital format to raise awareness and money for the translation of storytelling. The bundle will be sold through @storybundle.bsky.social

I can't wait for them to repeal gravity! The weight of the world has been a lot lately.

"We don't have an idea yet as to motive," the RCMP just said. So anyone claiming to know why this happened right now is full of shit. Stop listening to disgusting ghouls with hateful agendas.

“Uh Sophie’s Choice? More like Sophie’s linear narrative.”

sorry to get all “political” but we should try to have a society that isnt run by an elite cabal of known pedophiles

This is true (and not confined to Minneapolis)

Light and Shadow. Saturday in Chicago.

Once again my lukewarm take is that Contra Force is a fine game. Yes, it could have been better, and it was clearly released too early, but it's a challenging and fun late NES game. Contra series includes games that are significantly worse.