Sterhistoricus

You like sour beers @unlox.bsky.social

Bismarck

the is the most skill issue thing of all time, the english language alone provides infinite combinations of words which you can assemble to insult someone without using slurs, if you’re unable to come up with one, you’re bad at talking shit, amongst other things

In honor of this thrilling human moment, we return to the greatest work of short literature ever produced. It still has so much to teach us.

Yeah that’s cool

What a fucking shot holy shit

Darkly funny that trump’s spent the day whining and fuming about his bad, illegal war and his DOA birthright order when any other president would just post about Artemis II (and not be doing the other stuff)

the correct opinion is “it’s plain language, get fucked” but we will hear an army of law knowerers pretending their conservative colleagues are something other than scumbags making shit up for racism

This is bullshit. And it’s illegal. We'll see President Trump in court. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.

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i’m told it’s important to be regular when you’re shitting (your pants)

PNW continues to wow

Seconding this

More protests need fiddle interludes #NoKings

RIP Shinichiro Sato, the drummer for The Pillows. Most people know them for their contributions to FLCL, but they were one of the most consistent rock bands in history. 20 studio albums over 30+ years, not one of them bad. Here's four of my favorites. Living Field especially is an all-timer.

Barry Caldwell Dies: ‘Animaniacs’ & ‘Pinky and the Brain’ Animator Was 68 deadline.com/2026/03/barr...

Every time i see an academic dooming i feel like i dodged a career bullet

baseball nun (1/2)

baseball nun (2/2) thanks everyone, three cheers for baseball nun

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Clean energy is helping shield these countries from skyrocketing fossil fuel prices.

Okay Brendan Donovan fits in immediately

Hell yeag

Super rusty w/o the lined paper but yeah,

we are not going to outchud the republican party and theirs are not our values

These comfortable morons going around knocking all the scaffolding down. Really chaps my ass sometimes, I'll tell you

I know we all say it a lot but it is REALLY recent that numbers like this were close to unimaginable, for a grid the size of Britain and its current level of interconnection elsewhere. This is important because pretending we can't exist without fossil fuels is a big lie designed to stop us trying

Here Comes The Sun (threatening)

2026: the year of "no really, your national security depends on aggressively switching to all renewables as quickly as possible"

another conundrum is a cultural problem doesn’t have one answer so much as many questions that may or may not be answered (or are answerable)

T-Mobile Park’s custom blend of Kentucky bluegrass and perennial ryegrass beckons

Thinking about the spicy tuna melt on caraway rye i’m gonna make in half an hour or so

ICE goons strolling around airports, all geared up, mostly doing nothing on the clock while TSA personnel who've gone unpaid for over a month look at lines of hundreds of people to screen does not seem to be a great way to build inter-departmental understanding or to improve public opinion

Someone should make a new year. It’s been 2016 for a decade, except for those three years where it was 2020.

Gonna use this one a lot

The more i think about the ICE at airports idea, the stupider it gets from a logistics standpoint

acknowledging that things are Bad™️ out there, the incursion of spring and triumph of light over The Long Dark is fixing a a lot of things for me rn

When he dies, his passing will be a vessel to ferry the hatred I feel for him into the void, and i hope i never hate as much again, because it’s unhealthy and unpleasant But before that, I have good bubbly

one reason i am not as pessimistic about the future is I think people under enough pressure will make the changes swiftly enough to avert total disaster “Yeah, we’re not doing this anymore” is a powerful, abiding thought

RIP Chuck Norris

I tried to push back on a follower of mine defending using "zio," got accused of being one, and then blocked. So to make it absolutely clear: stop fucking saying that shit. "Zio" was coined by David Duke. The way in which so many of you have so easily slipped into this kind of antisemitism is BAD.