Toronto Archives, yesterday

All the recipe talk has me wanting to make chicken nanban again

nonsense, any item of furniture is a bookshelf if you’re not a coward who cares about things like “order” and “neatness”

Yeah a lot of craft breweries had their start or source as garage projects you’d come home to after your full-time job

lol i thought Mariners were playing later so i got spared whatever the fuck went wrong in KC

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

It is very funny to hear the Mariners announcers talking about Seattle’s win in Kansas City while fireworks echo above The K

That Subway Takes guy is a very 2012 type of asshole that we, as a culture, no longer have the bandwidth for.

Serendipitous that my decision to upgrade my rice cooker coincided with the latest food discourse rehash

Daniel.

Fully disassociating two thirds into the new Game Changer episode

Coffee, double OJ, hot cocoa, double toast, biscuits & gravy, loaded hash

“one must imagine the Mariners happy”

Ready for baseball

Finally queued up this album and have been enjoying it

“One Beer” by MF DOOM is playing in the background

Yeag

also you should straight up be ashamed to lend your name and face too “poor parents with infants have it too good”

“MANGA” tees are available to preorder for the first time in 2+ years. this time in mystic blue, khaki & classic white. preorder window is open 5/14/26 - 5/28/26 shirts will ship in mid to late june camdelrosario.bigcartel.com

For the sake of the future, be skeptical of anyone who chooses beef above all else, no matter how high the price

bluesky — i am talking to you, all of you — need to internalize this and you need to tell everyone you know this. shampoo more expensive? republicans. burgers more expensive? republicans. beer more expensive? republicans.

Was not expecting full frontal dick out at the park but i guess you do you Seattle

Liz Phair on the airport playlist Liz Phair on the airport playlist Liz Phair on the airport playlist Liz Phair on the airport playlist

vacations are all about getting a little juice from the hotel buffet

in a Holiday Inn by the state highway that’s serving $4 doubles of Four Roses Small Batch Select, god I love Wisconsin

En route to Seattle our bus broke down and the majority of ppl lashed out at the driver for it and it’s like 1) mechanical issues happen; and 2) it doesn’t cost anything to have grace with ppl

behold josh naylor in all his base stealing glory

Alabama Legislature is meeting on redistricting; we are under a tornado watch, and it’s flooding in the building. These metaphors are too on the nose.

The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time

Sir a second reliever has hit the IL

facts

that’s right

The Very Good Gatsby

Blueberry Stomachache

Can’t tell me that Seattle aint one of the most beautiful places on earth.

You know what’s nice? Sitting outside listening to TV on the Radio on headphones with a cup of coffee Give it a try!

Slightly diminish a film 7 3/4

ok Mariners i’m gonna turn the radio off and listen to London Calling instead, see you in ~1 hour

I try not to put Twitter Screenshots That Piss You Off on the TL but “pissed off” isn’t the right term for how I feel watching Platner supporters realize the Democratic Party is gonna make them smoke the whole carton

The Old Man and the Sea

Same

I have to emphasize again that the Trump passport thing is for a limited run so that a bunch of doofuses can have Daddy Trump on theirs, which I think makes it even weirder, but that also means it won't be forced on you.

The admin Hoovermaxxing:

This is so painfully on brand for our country