I'm sorry, but this is mind-boggling even for someone who looks at solar numbers all the time.

This, from Morocco's run last WC, remains one of my favorite jokes ever.

My out of town bar recommendations from my 20s Madison: Genna’s Minneapolis: The CC Club Olympia: Eastside Club Tavern

It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

Important Minnesota News: NEW STATE FAIR FOODS JUST ANNOUNCED Lots of amazing stuff on here but the Birria Crunch Bombs might be top of my list

@unlox.bsky.social you ever try an ale brewed with spruce tips?

it would be nice if the Mariners weren’t so allergic to loaded bases

Swiss hit them with that raclette at the end

there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.

Relatedly, i looked up how the Thorns are doing (extremely well) and that is probably the better soccer avenue to follow

Well, at the least the USMNT won't have to decide if they want to visit the White House...

oh my god

Mean but true

if this result holds we’ll have to start calling them frites

USMNT rn

ope

usmnt team met dubs v wholesome

Oof so close to a last minute tie

There is just like a loose cockatoo in the beer garden

One of the most frustrating parts of Donald Trump is his ability to take any moment, anywhere and make it about Donald Trump. I’m sick of thinking about this fucking guy.

Oh baby

U got it boss

Pausa de hidratación

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Pork shoulder is sitting in its Dr. Pepper, happy Fourth y’all

new metaphor just dropped

Capo Verde has nothing to feel bad about after that, holy shit

CABO VERDE

my college job was washing dishes in a dining hall, email job for life

I cleaned bathrooms and spent summers as an usher with the local baseball team in college until I got a job in the cartography library, which was 1000% better despite being an “email job”

the needless complexity and associated inequities of our immigration system are too large to hold in one thought

The entire GOP platform under Trump II consists of exactly fourteen words.

you know, when someone says something like "these are the things that need to be done to avert disaster" and your response is "you think democrats will do that?!?" all you're telling me is that you think politics is a spectator sport

trans haters can pound sand i love all my trans homies

“one must imagine the Mariners happy”

It’s me, da freaking pope

Been seeing some #makeaterriblecomicday2026 skeets and decided to join

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

the skies and waters themselves rise against the vile king

It‘s like Macbeth irl as nature starts to revolt against the transgressions

Aaah the live broadcast from Cape Verde being interrupted by the goal

At an American take on a German beer garden watching a Spanish-language broadcast of Tunisia snd Japan playing soccer, this world rules

I don't know, but somehow I doubt the ability of an admin to install durable authoritarian regime if they can't even keep a pool from turning green