If you need me i'll be compiling shaders 🤷‍♂️

When I get something from my kids school I like to think this is the principal

One the best investigative journalists of our time putting the normies on to gooning was not on my...ya know youtu.be/TnmEe3QPBK4 @pablo.show

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

My god I want to see Frankenstein in the theater so badly

Weird the house w/the vette and Range Rover (with matching personalized plates) and lights on weren’t answering the door during trick or treat. All I gotta say is, back in my day… 🥚 🔑 🎨

"All the dads knew who i was!!"

Line up the bosses…

The Outer Worlds 2 begins: I've got a great feeling about this...

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

A lot of people are quoting this post and that's good because they should, AI sucks and robs us of something special and only mediocre uncreative piss-babies rely on it to make anything at all, fuck AI, p.s. Emma Thompson is now the president, sorry, that's just how it is

It’s Jackie Coogan’s birthday today 🫡🙏

Wow, the layoffs are multiplying... bout to get sooo bad around here. stay safe yall

Shout out to the bass player for Escape From Duckov, you’ve found the groove 🫡🤌

Ugh getting “these” now 🤖

They're pushing so hard for AI because (when hypothetically fully functional) it allows wealthy access to skill while restricting those with skill from accruing wealth. It uses theft of the past to steal the future from humanity and give its riches to the already rich

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

7yo solved the mini Rubik’s cube by turning it into confetti. I think she’s thanos 🤷‍♂️

“Do you want a poodle?…a giraffe?….maybe a nice AK-47” - clowns in my town

Stuck in the office: bad Listening to @quadlazr.bsky.social : good open.spotify.com/track/5Nhc4C...

I’m thinkin about an exit strategy 🫡🤔

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Go get new milkmen

You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.

“They should make double stuffed uncrustables” - my wife 🫡😂

I’ve not played an AC game since the American revolution one, I woulda played this one 🤷‍♂️

I know a school nurse with breast cancer whose employer denied her FMLA

ahhh...so close, targeted ads. maybe next time

Friend from school passed today. Went to my first concert with me. Fond memories of starter jackets and 40s from stop n go, cruising around way too fast in the escort. Rest in power Josh 🙏

Tryin to see that new leo decaprio movie, leo's no good terribad totally awful day or whatver it is...

Can’t wait till this bitch is in prison

Bye bye EA, its been a great F O R T Y Y E A R S, well not really but the first 20 were pretty good 🤷‍♂️no mas, via con dios

wut

The 1st EA game I ever played was this one. Dr J vs Larry Bird one on one. Watched them rise to prominence, get too big for their own good, and finally getting the bonesaw treatment…ya hate to see it 🪦

be good to yourself chat, life is short

Congrats!! @longboxpunk.substack.com this looks amazing!!

Yooo!! It has arrived!! Stoked to see where this story goes 🤘🍉 @longboxpunk.substack.com

💔💔💔💔💔💔

Yes my 7yo bullied me into playing silksong

“Why does Pharloom smell like Fartroom?? “ -my 7yo

Some of us haven’t watched Sinclair stations since they gave that script out to news outlets all those years ago 🤷‍♂️

Yes it was sabotage, I mean everyone knows he can’t walk or speak for himself 🤦‍♂️ what an absolute bitch he is I can’t wait for this to end

Starfield been out for two fiscal years and they’re still looking you in the eye and asking for seventy American dollars 😤

Oooooohhh yeeeaaaahhhh!!!!

Not a typical sports ball guy but I’m sad to hear about Rudi Johnson RIP sir, way too soon🫡😢

if by "the rapture" they meant "your cat will wake you up shitting in the hallway at 1am" then i've been raptured 🤷‍♂️

Twelve-year-old gorilla Gladys is a mom! A healthy baby boy was born on Saturday, September 20, at 8:32 a.m. Mom and baby are doing well. This is Gladys’ first baby and the 51st gorilla born at the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden.

Look, this isn't new. This is why we opposed him from the start. Hate speech breeds violence. Full stop.

CNN has a really creative way to spell “destroying” 🤷‍♂️ @cnn.com fucking capitulating cowards