Once again: The secret ingredient is racism www.youtube.com/shorts/k6X-c...

Get 'em Susan! www.youtube.com/shorts/jdNU0...

Blessed Mabon to all who celebrate! And for the rest of us: THE TIME OF DARKNESS IS INCREASING. SOON WE WILL REVEAL OURSELVES TO THE JEDI

Boycotts work. And also, Womp, and additionally: Womp www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHV-...

'Summon receipts' is a cantrip

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

They seriously expect us to believe this is how 22 year olds were texting each other? Maybe 1822 year olds.

I am at my most unreasonable when refusing to make a second trip

I'm not saying it you @itsbeththebard.bsky.social...but it you

If you're in or around Berkley on the 27th, take a look!

I'll be live at 6 PST/9 EST talking all things TTRPGs (and probably saying a lot of nice things about @itsbeththebard.bsky.social with our mutual friend Sam)! www.twitch.tv/tabletop_mis...

It's Tuesday, which means another new episode of @theyard.bsky.social D&D! Because the #YardDnD has introduced so many new fans to our beloved game, here's another quick list of things to know if you're new to D&D: www.patreon.com/posts/new-to...

I'd like the record to show our Pixie named Thimble debuted on episode 1 of the #YardDnD 2 months ago, and recorded last year. I did it before it was cool 😅

Obviously, you can't know what's true on Reddit, but I stand by the fact that you never know what people are going through. Be kind to everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjF6...

Yes, I recently made my triumphant return to @dndbeyond.bsky.social playing the iconic thinking man's Fighter Valeros the Abomination Vaults by @paizo.com! Watch my astonishing kill count vs @krystinaarielle.bsky.social iconic Rogue Merisiel. I win. Easily. Obviously. youtu.be/lCep_NsdcNI?...

Thank you to @crispystavern.bsky.social for posting this excellent summary of all this drama with Saige and the damage she (and Carlos) have done: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sITr...

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

HOLY SHIT @demonslayerusa.bsky.social INFINITY CASTLE 🤯 Demon Slayer has always been equal parts achievement and spectacle; I have no idea how they can top #InfinityCastle *Two more times*

Oh, shit; he's dead.

Unlocking the Secret to Unforgettable Storytelling Experiences with B Dave Walters - @bdavewalters.bsky.social Full Interview Still Available www.EpicRealmsMedia.com

Episode 6 of the #YardDnD is live NAOW, which means episode *7* is up on @TheYard Patreon! This is when the story starts to get *WILD* btw, and episode 12: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PO...

Proximity to whiteness is a dagger with no handle. Just blade. The more you use it, the more the blade embeds itself in your hand. It’s not even a blade you picked up. You were just born with your hand gripped around it Like Hellboy A ticking time bomb A walking weapon A prophecy

In case you need a reminder

Once again, @tessfowler.bsky.social is the best of us, so definitely check out her art!

So @itsbeththebard.bsky.social just told me 'if my kids and I were with you in a zombie apocalypse, I actually think we might survive' which may well be the greatest compliment I've ever received 🥹

I van verify that @jesspendley.com is incredible! Definitely take a look at this:

In honor of the huge success of @theyard.bsky.social DND and all the new friends we've got watching, I wrote a quick guide for people who are new to D&D or actual plays! www.patreon.com/posts/new-to...

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Wild that even the NRA understands that when the gov't arbitrarily decides who no longer gets to have rights, it's the start of the slippery slope. The NRA is still awful, but I'll be slightly impressed at this one thing for a few minutes. How bad must your policies be when the NRA is like "Nah."?

You had your chance to remove and bar him from the presidency after Jan 6. And you chickened out.

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

Oh hey, look at this! The Fifth Season RPG, based on @nkjemisin.bsky.social Broken Earth trilogy is available for pre-order on @greenroninpub.bsky.social site! greenroninstore.com/products/fif...

Join me, @zufats.com @briggsy.bsky.social @topaztvee.bsky.social @deejayknight.bsky.social & @theselenaprice.bsky.social for Burnout: What Comes Next at 12:30pm PT on Oct. 19th in PJ Sugar at #TwitchConNA

BRB; omw to destroy the colonizers www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Sv...

These work on adults, too, btw. Child psychologist: Parents who raise kids who listen use 6 'magic phrases' share.google/M2TIqNBjDKfn...

If I win the lottery I won't say, but there will be signs

NEW NINE INCH NAILS! When the people needed him, the Avatar returned: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnMy...

Oh...oh woah. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gblj...

I am joining the DANUBE OF THE DAMNED River cruise to *Dracula’s Castle* next summer with @d3atsea.bsky.social! Should I run Vampire, or Ravemloft? WHY NOT BOTH??? Check out brancastle.gamingatsea.com

The good people at @catalystgamelabs.bsky.social hath blessed me with these great #Shadowrun books! I can't wait to return to the Sixth World!

Your support literally makes it possible to do what I do! It's the first of the month, which means you can get the *most* use out my Patreon where I make content for players and DMs of D&D, Vampire, and MOAR: www.patreon.com/c/bdavewalters

The fact that Lauren put a caption on Omega blowing a raspberry is sending me 😂 Come hang with us on Fridays, yo!

My buddies @HOMIEandTheDUDE new Scorched Basin TTRPG kickstarter is live NAOW (and almost funded)! Pay close attention and you might hear some voices your recognize. Me. I'm one of the voices you'll recognize. Check it out, and support DOPE indy creators: www.kickstarter.com/projects/hom...

Learn from one of the very best, you'll not regret it.

Your support literally makes it possible to do what I do! It's the first of the month, which means you can get the *most* use out my Patreon where I make content for players and DMs of D&D, Vampire, and MOAR: www.patreon.com/c/bdavewalters

ICYMI, this week's newsletter interviews 18th-centuryist, Actual Play scholar & TTRPG megabrain @friede.bsky.social. It's full of good stuff: on microcelebrity, the Mercer Effect, authenticity & anachronism in historical games, & the world's greatest break-up novel. buttondown.com/TeethRPG/arc...

O hay, coming to Dragoncon? Come see me doing ALL THE THINGS: app.core-apps.com/dragoncon25/...

Episode 4 of @theyard.bsky.social #YardDnD is live, which means episode *5* is available on the Patreon! This is about the point we really hit our stride, so if you've loved it so far: BUCKLE UP! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA-U...

Do I have any peeps in the Denver area? I'll be passing through on Wednesday with some time to kill!

Snoop was already dead to me (the original homophobic post this one responded to); but now he's been dug up as a zombie and is dead to me a second, final time.