I'm desirous of a soft serve sweet treat but Charmery doesn't do soft serve and Bmore Licks is on the other side of the city. 🥲

Me: Domain Expansion! Null Hypothesis Enemy: I get it. None of my attacks can hit y- Me: Look in your pants. Enemy: What? Me: Look in your pants. *sweat drips down their face as they slowly pull their waist band away to look* Enemy: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING DICK!

My week off for Memorial Day beach time is still more than a week away and I. Am. /Struggling/. How is it only Wednesday? 😬

My frosted donut pillow and I wish y'all gnight!

Going through t-shirts for possible donations and I'm struck by the fact I only own two graphic tees that aren't transit or pride related; one says "legalize bald" and features the mascot of the defunct Baltimore Clippers. What does that say about me? 😂

A comic about 😺

👀 Could use some help picking which swimsuits I take to the beach in just under two weeks. Photos after work to help me choose maybe?

I love this.

Okay fine, I'll watch Witch Hat Atelier

Memorial Day beach time cannot come fast enough. I will settle for it being Friday and the start of the weekend for now though.

I'm reminded why anyone dealing with a stomach ache is being so brave. in other news I'm now accepting donations of Pepto. 🥺

Having a very can't focus afternoon. Send serotonin.

Welp, thanks to my feed I now have a desperate need for bear pin-up art with transit map backgrounds. 😩💙

Shifting baseline syndrome (SBS) is what happens when we forget how vibrant the natural world used to be. Each generation grows up with a more depleted environment and calls it “normal,” simply because it’s all they’ve ever known.

Sharks are sensitive creatures #sharks #art

Really good interview IMO. I nodded vigorously in agreement with Thomson here in particular, on the virtues of letting games go before we exhaust them of content completely: “I think that one of the things that games are great at is living large in our imaginations.”

Lemon sticks, crab cakes, white-gloved ladies and brawls? How scattered dramas almost plucked Flower Mart from Baltimore for good. Bylined with @rkobell.bsky.social www.thebanner.com/culture/thin...

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Mfing thick thighs strike again, another pair of jeans with a torn crotch. My favorite pair too. 😭

unspoken rule of commissioning

QTP with your favorite Steel-type pokemon!

An entire masterpiece (reposted this way so I could alt text it)

👀 The way I'm sorely tempted to drop money on a scenic train excursion. It's no N&W 611 (still excited I got to see her steam home), but still...

One of my meds got stuck to my gummy vitamin without me noticing. I cannot get the taste out of my mouth fast enough. Please send copious amounts of mouthwash. 😵

a handmade embroidery artwork titled "Manually embroidered cats" created by artist @ladyserebrennikova.

The King of Harajuku 🍄⭐️🌈💅

But you can replace the buildings with parking lots.

...I did not plan well for today's date and that makes me sad.

FINALLY

First full day in the office in...a while. How did I do manage to do this pre-pandemic? 😬

Working on campus and feeling very...blue. Probably need less of the colour in my closet, ngl 😂

In typical DnD fashion, the party has adopted a troll who randomly showed up in the dorm in our Strixhaven campaign and somehow we convinced a racist old elf administrator to let him enroll. He needs a ton of tutoring, but he's doing his best! 🥰

its literally just like home

I am suddenly regretting not theming my fursona around the delicious Baltimore treat of the humble lemon stick. 🫪

...okay, so it got done, but only because I made it part of a bigger project of spring cleaning my bedroom that I can procrastinate finishing. 😬

Managed to organize my clothes...now how do I engage my executive function to put them away? 😩

and the cocket’s red glare the balls bursting in air

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

If you have a cool D&D character you'd want to show off you should DM me about it btw

"Without saying how old you are, say something that shows your age" Saving fanfiction to floppy disk when visiting my dad's since he didn't have Internet at home. My parents loading early edutainment for us to play on their DOS computer pre-kindergarten. CLI library catalog computers

This is incredibly disappointing @zekecohen.bsky.social

Since my April vacation plans kinda fell through the Memorial Day trip to the beach cannot come soon enough. 😩

Anyway musclegut hedgehog fursona acquired. 🤪 Credit to @13uckaroo.bsky.social

Might be time for a beard trim.

"bluesky will never be twitter" that's because bluesky is tumblr, idiot