Youd think it was Tuesday

You'll never guess what happened next

Amtrak is out to get me personally

Goals: be big and dumb

Looks like I'll have some downtime in downtown Portland this afternoon. Send some food recs tbh 😋

We were fully out in the sun this morning talking about how it was a perfect day without even realizing the date

At Badlands in Portland waiting for @needsapizza.bsky.social to go on stage and I'm realizing this is the first time since lockdown hit that I've been at a gay bar where I don't know anyone? I am so out of practice

Whatcha doin back there?

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can we cuddle? 🥺

Minutes before my water bottle opened inside of my gym bag 🫡

It’s actually imperative to my survival that I get bigger 😤

Just realized I hit 2000 followers! On this occasion, a reminder that this whole BSky account is run by an innovative generative AI built by Microsoft, Amazon, Lockheed Martin, Kaiser Permanente, and Apple. That's what MALKA is an acronym for! There's no real person here. Have a great day!

Let’s take it to the mat, bro. Whoever loses gets the bone 😈🐾

Listening to a draft of an episode where we're in studio with a straight guy and he's telling us an anecdote about orcs jerking off in his campaign and when we were recording I was like "OKAY MALKA BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS" and in the draft recording you can't hear any panting or drooling so. Success?

it's giving meat

Standalone benches were taken so I had to do barbell bench presses 😱 scaryyyy

Is it okay to say that we need to bring back just a little bit of gatekeeping? I'm tired of being involved with communities where someone sees an active flourishing scene and thinks "oh hey a lucrative customer base" but says "hi I'm one of you!!!" and we all have to accept their behaviour now

leg dyayy ✅

Ready and waiting for my manhandling, who’s up first

It really bounces when I run now

One of those nights 🦬

Happy hump day 💕🍑

lazy

It really bounces when I run now

Put together another video! This one is about adding magic to a fantasy map. A lot of slime mould talk in here. #fantasy #worldbuilding #ttrpg #maps youtu.be/1oheH9b6hjs

Tummy Tuesday: pre bed wind down edition

Tummy Tuesday: pre bed wind down edition

BuiltFat uniform: Belly out, thong on, hat backwards. #bigboy #tummytuesday

Been working with Photon on Belch Fuel and I really liked this sketches. Diego is fun to sketch.

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Tuesday be tummying

Dick reveal

The whole Jessica Foster thing is very funny (look it up if you haven't heard about it) but also wow it's a very clear sign that OF does not actually do give a fuck whether the content they're profiting off of is actually adults consenting to have the content posted

Spoilers for the book A Master of Djinn but there's an enchantment that causes people to get distracted and immediately forget about a certain powerful magical thing any time they learn about it. And that's really how it feels with eljibbidies and Jelly Roll? Like I cannot retain a single fact.

Happy #tummytuesday

The way you can kinda see it from the front tho….

No one tells you how about the part of having a PA where you're having to get a large metal bead out of your urethra on a regular basis

at this point if you're not a furry you're just being unprofessional

Just a heavy boi 😘 #scs

It feels like every time we're in the studio there's another strange beast in here

Getting to the age where people blow up the polycule and swap to IDing as cishet and try to marry and have kids ASAP and discover that wow the straight people you meet through church or pickleball aren't super keen on settling down with someone who IDd as nonbinary pansexual poly for the past decade

This and the vibrator is the nightly wind down routine tbh

This and the vibrator is the nightly wind down routine tbh

So sorry you've fallen for propaganda if you don't sleep nude

Went to Olive Garden for the first time and it felt like a TF scenario where I'm just getting TF'd into an American tbh

Walking home from the gym and there's a Cybertruck with no license plates slowing down as it passes women dressed up for clubbing 😬 Cap Hill vibes getting steadily worse as the tech bubble lingers tbh

I might not be funny, and I might not get pop culture references, and I might not understand blocking - but when I'm in an improv class or jam or show, if I need to fall down on stage, I will commit to falling down so hard and so unsafely every single time

GET PREGNANT NERD.