Okay work meetings done for real back to the nipple pumps 🐮

Got the nipple pumps on and then immediately got called into an emergency work call 🙃

A bit of a malfunction 🐄 Feat. @faebeastoberon.bsky.social

Fully the level of thickness I'm aiming for 🐮📈 thanks @mommamulberry.bsky.social for the awesome YCH!!!

Fully the level of thickness I'm aiming for 🐮📈 thanks @mommamulberry.bsky.social for the awesome YCH!!!

Having one of those days where the worksona is really slipping 🐮 I'm fine with doing the actual work but staying in character is hard sometimes

Have a seat, or open your mouth 🐽😏

what if I become a little bear?

Found these in the back of the drawer — they still fit, right? 🥴

Idk felt cute and big here.

Support your local slutty Dad: suck on these fat hairy tits & milk my udders til I whimper/moo. They're hypersensitive - you'll go easy on em, right, son? 🐮🍼👅💦 #Chub #nipples #bear #Black #beard #belly #tummytuesday #bara #tiddy #teats #moobs

Train is stopped indefinitely for freight trains so I'm taking belly pics in the washroom to kill time

Morning bluesky😉 #tummytuesday

It’s looking especially smackable today idk what do you think

Oh hey, my corsets fit me again

Train is stopped indefinitely for freight trains so I'm taking belly pics in the washroom to kill time

Huge important update to the orc juice gender meta.

I feel so bad for these artists who build rich lush settings and interesting characters for their own art and then you check their Patreon and every month the winning poll option for new art is a Pokemon but fuckable

How's the cage doing today, lil moo? — On hiatus from lockup and probably will be until hole installation heals revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Always stuck in transit and never in a doorway. When's someone gonna stuff you full of snacks and make sure you're just a c… — Right? Truly the struggle. Who's gonna be waiting for me at home with the funnel? revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Moooooooo! 😳🐮 — Mooooo 🐮📈 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Snack choice, elote edition: crema and cojita, mayo and extra chili, or mayo+mustard+ketchup+salsa negra? — Crema and cotija is perfect tbh. Other toppings feel like too much revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Ever been railed while taking the railway? — No tbh gotta make that happen 🤔 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Another very long travel day. Feeling restless and horny. Ask me stuff to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka

He saw a seagull

He has to get to carry something on the walk or he gets very sad

Malka finds themselves the unexpected inheritor to a light freighter starship from some distant well meaning relation. What… — With a freighter? Hit up those space truck stops and score some alien dick revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Being nosey, but what's this about hole installation? — Getting a new hole installed in a week! Extremely psyched for it revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

What is Dame Malka's cost of arms? — My sona is definitely not bourgeois ⚒️ revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Still locked up like a good cow girl? — Unlocked for this trip and then for hole installation when I get home revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Snack choice, pretzel edition: cheese stuffed pretzels, rosemary and parm covered pretzels, or caramel dipped pretzels — Rosemary and parm sounds incredible revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

On a long train ride. Ask me stuff to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka

Got accused of sacrilege in improv tonight? Semi seriously? Kind of pleased with this tbh

Seattle's latest approach to building light rail to the fancy Eastside suburbs is apparently just. Put up signage asserting that the train already goes there?

Really sad about stuff I can't really change.

Leg Day was soooo good tonight 🥵 Still need more definition but I’m digging the size

Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well

Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well

Sorry I always do this same pose, but it just shows off my assets well 🥺

If you plot "how hot is this artist's work" on one axis and "how sketchy is the only payment method they'll accept" on the other axis there is definitely one corner where Difficult Decisions Happen.

Snack choice, creamy drink edition: Italian cream soda, rootbeer float, or milk tea? — Oh absolutely a root beer float any day. Proper good root beer is the best. revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Tell us a tale of your homeland, oh ye cow of blue, the Couver of Van. — It basically just feels like this song all the time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Cw... revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

TMI Tuesday once again. Ask me stuff. revospring.net/@malka

These posts like "you need to balance your dopamine, serotonin, cortisol, and oxytocin" really feel like we're reinventing the humours but naming them after scientific brain slimes.

Nothing like a haircut to remind you that you're kinda hot 🥵

Finally set up a new FA a decade after abandoning my old one and honestly I miss clunky old Internet interfaces.

Good morning to everyone who wants to gib this kibby belly rubsssss~

Cage check: gym washroom edition

Oh this is surprising and good to know! Not going to lie though - planning to shutter the space for two months (I'm at the gym next door right now and Queerbar is clearly closed) doesn't seem super promising for its future. And it seems especially dire for the performers with regular nights there.

This used to be called Queerbar and it had a combination of a) top billing RPDR performers that were really busy b) nights that catered to the community and were a little quieter but now it's been replaced with a pop-up called Christmas Dive Bar? Sad to see another space go.