revisiting this oldie-but-goodie of Dane working his big fat butt off in those skates during his shift at the Fat Fur Hooters! ⛸️ (🎨: @emmbunn.bsky.social!)

Oh no you guys I got all these debuffs and I don’t know how to remove them 🥺

Hoola hoop/portal TF where your top half is still human but your bottom half is female cow. — Glowing portal just starting to come up to the underboob level? Okay yeah might have to get this commission too tbh 🥵 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Thinking about getting milked on company time lil moo? Just let the girls out and hook a pump up to em? — Currently in a cameras-on Zoom call about the overall future of my employer unfortunately revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Those buttons look like they're gonna strain keeping you contained, how tight is that top on ya? — I have to strategize or it comes untucked tbh. But you can't see my sternum or belly button through the button gaps yet revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

How's your udder doing with the new bling ya got installed? — Calling my dick an udder is very funny somehow. But it's healing up! Wanting to get some cool dumb jewellery for it. revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Hope your tits are feeling sensitive — Honestly so sore and sensitive lately! Maybe it's the nightly pumping sessions? Maybe it's [loud freight train barrelling past] revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Malka gets hit with a laser and splits into multiple cows producing different flavors of milk — This is such a fun silly concept but I have no idea how to express it visually tbh revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Malka in a dairy maid outfit, selling TF milk from one of those old timey baseball peanut/popcorn/hotdog vendor harnesses? — Oh shit I honestly love this way too much! Okay, gotta try to get this commissioned before the next con. revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

How's it feel knowing you're getting so big that it's getting harder and harder to contain your tits and belly? Good cow 😘 — Big perky tits and round bouncy belly and soft wide hips absolutely the goal for 2026 🐮📈 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Yeah I'm not getting anything done today. Ask me some fun horny questions or pitch some commission concepts that I should get for Malka tbh: revospring.net/@malka

Struggling to button up and get back into the worksona today 🐮 love having to act like a completely different person for 40-50 hours a week.

Dutifully liking all of a furry artist's political posts (even the really insipid ones) for six to eight weeks before filling out that comm request form so they recognize my username and don't think I'm the bad kind of pervert

One of my coworkers uses 🥴 to indicate disapproval and every time I momentarily forget and get confused as to why he's expressing horniness

A leather gay friend is learning about feeding and gaining and he's so stressed and fixated on how risky it is and like. Buddy you do bondage and breath play and film collabs with strangers with no safety discussion? You can't start clutching pearls the moment it's not horny or lucrative for you.

#TummyTeusday #WideWednesday Combo Post 🤭, cus this new boy in my life makes me feel even sexier than before 🥵😍🥰

Got a pretty nice titty pump tonight~

Good night 😚

Bench/squat day + first Tummy Tuesday of 2026 (hit a buncha PRs but have no brain cells left)

I did an hour on the bike at the gym, where is my lil snatched waist and fat ass, promises were made

I should post more of my workout progress here

Been ferally horny all week which is kind of the opposite of what I expected tbh

First Tuesday of the year

Wuh

Once you're actively complaining about factory orders taking too long you're no longer just a furry artist anymore? At this point you're in a whole new tier of businessperson specializing in outsourced offshored vinyl keychain production.

Pretty sure I get gooning now 🤤🤤🤤

Like there's honestly no reason that I don't have a comfy little plug like this in the whole time I'm doing housework? It feels incredible, I can move around easily, but it's enough pressure that I can't hold any coherent thoughts, which is the dream

Training up to be so soft and loose and fuckable by the end of 2026 🐮

Which honorifics do you like being called? — So confused by this, sorry. The Right Honourable Doctor Malka Esquire? revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Pretty sure I get gooning now 🤤🤤🤤

Like there's honestly no reason that I don't have a comfy little plug like this in the whole time I'm doing housework? It feels incredible, I can move around easily, but it's enough pressure that I can't hold any coherent thoughts, which is the dream

Training up to be so soft and loose and fuckable by the end of 2026 🐮

Reminder that you can and should add me on Hevy so I have more friends to invidiously rank my progress against 🐮 I'm malka_suffers on there

Tiddies say “Hi”

At this point I know enough furries IRL who call me Malka that if I'm in a busy setting it's sometimes less confusing to just introduce myself to non furry strangers as Malka which is easy in the short run but also kind of unsustainable in the long run

Happy New Year, Cowpoke.

Current mood, Milkable 🐮

Winding down and d i r e l y in need of rubs 🐮

Winding down and d i r e l y in need of rubs 🐮

Are you still locking up? How’s the new piercing? — Taking a break from lockup while the PA fully heals. I'm so psyched about it though. Send jewellery recs for it? revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

What is the ideal cuddle situation? — Getting to be big spoon, falling asleep tightly cuddled, holding on to some tiddies 🥰 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

If Blue Cow Industries diversified from TF milk, what would it's next product be? — Cartons labelled "TF cure" that make you an even softer milkier cow but now you feel great about it revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Would you mind sitting on my face while I milk you slowly till you're dripping on my chest? — Getting eaten out while I get the milk flowing is the d r e a m tbh 🥵🥵🥵 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Give your nipples a good tugging tonight — I'm already pumping them every night 🐮 and multiple times a day lately tbh revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

What's the biggest toy you've worked your pussy up to? — The medium Seahorse from Hankeys is 10" long and 10" around 🥰🥰🥰 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...

Horny restless evening. Ask me questions to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka

Where ya sticking your face first bud?

Starting off the year feeling good — here’s to getting bigger, beefier, and stronger in 2026! 💪🏽🐾

Hey so if you're actually planning direct action you need to plan that in private in-person conversations (or if absolutely necessary through one-on-one messaging in services with real encryption) rather than loudly on social media.

Does anyone have a source for the posts about the explosions in Caracas? This seems like a big fucking important deal but I can't find any media reports from any English or Spanish outlets that don't just scrape unattributed social media