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My response to gays on TikTok who complain about non-monogamy destroying the gay community and taking their men.

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Hmm... I should put this to use.

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Weirdest part of my ADHD meds is they make it more difficult to get hard, while simultaneously making it easier for me to cum. It's such a wild combo.

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"Clean lines" and it's AI garbage. I love the obviously misplaced snap button that's way off to the side for no reason, among other glaring flaws. I've gotten two hoods from Mr S Leather but I'll be looking into other options now.

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Flashback to this gem that exploded on Twitter/X #FCF

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I've had some big delayed responses on grindr before, but 8 months and 900+ miles further away is a new record.

I feel like it says a lot about me that my vacation next month will consist of 3 days at a pokemon card tournament in Seattle, then 5 days at a furry convention in Vancouver. Oh, but I'm not playing in the tournament, and I'm not a furry myself. I'm just there for the ✨️ V I B E S ✨️

I love growers, cuz it's like a magic trick watching it go from a little 1 inch nub to a 7 inch girthy monster

I sure do love when I send a guy my address after we agree to hook up and he suddenly goes radio silent.

I'm rewatching Letterkenny and just got to the hot tub episode in season 3, and seeing Squirrely Dan shirtless has me going absolutely fucking feral.

Just got home from dinner! Who wants dessert?

Got messaged a guy on sniffies using a 0.0054 megapixel dick Pic. Literally 75x72 pixels.

My MIL believes brunch starting at 9:00am is not only normal, but a little bit late. She also believes most of the world is up and moving at 4:00am, and is always horrified to learn I normally sleep in till 9:30 on days off. In short, she is certifiably nuts.

Merry Pitmas Eve

Don’t forget to leave a treat out for Santa tonight, or you won’t get your stocking stuffed

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A big city girl now living in Iowa comes home for the holidays after being converted into a Trad wife cult. She falls back in love with high school sweetheart. A subway rat.

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A little down time before work this afternoon.

I'm finally watching the gay hockey show, and I went into this expecting to go "omg will you just fuck already?!" But I got that in the first episode so now I'm screaming "JUST ADMIT YOU'RE IN LOVE ALREADY!!!"

Ya boi is medicated for ADHD and ready to fuck and I don't know if those things are related or not!

This might be the first time in decades that I haven't felt anxiety actively gnawing at the back of my skull without being high. Like... I almost want to cry out of happiness, but also anger, because I COULD have felt this way 25+ years ago then I first remember a teacher bringing ADHD up to my mom

Just took my first dose of ADHD medication. Let's see how these next few weeks go

DO. NOT. TRUST. AI. I just looked up the same thing as OP and Google is still giving that same answer. Companies are trying to cram AI into everything they can, so constant vigilance is getting harder, but it's important to stay aware of this kind of thing. www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...

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Day 31 of 31 days of horror! I have no fucking clue what I planned on watching (because ADHD), so I watched this (because gay)! This was so fun, but also... idk the messages in it were fucking weird, like the "people are addicted to social media" shtick. I'll still watch it again though. 7/10

Day 30 of 31 days of horror! This movie was unironically good. I thought it was just gonna be some fun campy horror, and it was, but it's also gonna be a new staple of my horror watches. It portrays modern teens in a way that isn't overly cringey, and combines it with over the top kills. 8/10

When I don't clean out as thoroughly as I thought I did...

I'm rewatching "Scott Pilgrim Versus the World" and remembered that an ex-friend of mine super idolized the gay roommate from the movie, Wallace, and like... that REALLY should have been a red flag.