Nude and Spooked! Reviewing the movie "There Are Monsters" this time around. See it uncensored in the usual places, or watch it here and miss out on my incredibly unimpressive penis. onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge

Think politics doesn't matter? Think again when you have a nuclear grade explosive shit. :U

Okay, I've been hard-core slacking. Time to film some Nude and Spooked now that I have someone's load in me.

Lindsay Graham is dead????

Jesus fuck my ADHD is in overdrive today.

52 moots. Plz collect your garbage. He only posts dickless fansite trailers anyway

Is it tacky to hop on the apps while getting screened for STIs just to see if there are any other hot and responsibly slutty guys around you? I mean, even if it is, I'm not gonna stop. I'm just curious what the consensus is.

If you didn't post about getting an STI screening, did you even really do it?

Me the moment pride month ended

This was so much fun! @chucktingle.bsky.social thanks for visiting Seattle: The City of Discreet Hotdog Vampires I'll absolutely be going to the next event you have here! And thanks to @pupmedic.bsky.social for being the best husband in the world and taking me for my birthday ❤️

Couldn't pass up a signed copy of one of my favorite books

HYYYYYYYYYYPED

AND I GET TO SEE MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IN PERSON TODAY!

Roses are red the reflecting pool is noxious

Has anyone here recently been to a Mariners game and know what their bag policy is? The the mariner website is kinda vague but the MLB website makes it sound pretty strict

700lbs of fireworks recently destroyed 2 homes near me, damaged another, and sent 3 firefighters to the hospital. But I'm so glad these things are legal. Love having to drug my dog so he doesn't freak out because people like explosions and risking blowing themselves up and burning down the area 🤷‍♂️

She gathers.

Me today:

Your friendly reminder to definitely get a septum piercing. It will absolutely make you hotter.

Getting dick pics from a straight friend because I love making bad choices

Feeling so straight today now that it’s July! Boobies boobies boobies

Rage baiting men about Supergirl is my current passion. My current take: “Idk, Hideo Kojima wrote a paragraph on it and got it… so, I think if I’m gonna listen to a man talk about “Supergirl” I’m gonna go with the guy who created Metal Gear Solid.”

I hate when people are like "not everything needs shared online." I know, but clearly I'm sharing this because I thought it was funny or I wanted some sympathy, or both. Anyway I shit my pants today. Happy pride.

Apparently I've finally stumbled into what my fursona is. He's a Jumping Spider named Miiiiiiiike It's pronounced "Mike with Eight Eyes"

If you know me in real life and just found this page, stay if you want, but you're gonna see pictures of my asshole censored by a sticker of knuckles the echidna.

Part 2 of my review of "Bury Your Gays" by @chucktingle.bsky.social This one has some spoilers, but explains a bit further what I love about this book

A guy asking me if I'm "Clean of all STIs" is already a turn off, but then additionally specifying "including HSV-1" just tells me this dude doesn't know what he's asking about (but thinks he does) and is just gonna be a lot of drama.

Part 2 of my review of "Bury Your Gays" by @chucktingle.bsky.social This one has some spoilers, but explains a bit further what I love about this book

I lose my cool like this about 52 times per video that I film

New video coming tonight! Bury your gays part 2! Watch part 1 on here, or uncensored on the usual sites. onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge

Ugh really do need to sit on somebody’s face right now

Wanna game?

No, really, is it asking so much to have a 5'6, 275lb man come over and fuck me until I'm a thoughtless pile of mush?

Carly Rae Jepsen just announced she's releasing a double album on September 18th, and y'all have no idea how utterly insuferable I'm going to become in three months.

I'm Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍

Finally sobered him up enough to leave. Never even actually got a round 2. Real shame cuz I legitimately enjoyed talking with him.

He came back for round 2 and wanted a drink... got too drunk and is now asleep on my couch.

I have the guy back at my house for round 2 like an hour after he left. I make great life choices.

I really love chubby/fat guy, but I also love guys putting their full weight onto me like a weighted that fucks. Those things combined with the position I was just in, and I might now require a double hip replacement. Happy Pride!

Horseback riding boots, apparently.

“AI Anime artist”

Whelp. This is all the validation I need for the rest of my life.

I got a Pikachu umbrella.  I'm so happy so I'm bring even on sunny days.  I can't let go of it for the rest of my life. ピカチュウちゃんの傘を片時も手放せませんっ☆

hate crime

Nude and Spooked! This episode I review a book! "Bury Your Gays" by @chucktingle.bsky.social

Good morning

Nude and Spooked! This episode I review a book! "Bury Your Gays" by @chucktingle.bsky.social

Sometimes I feel like I am singlehandedly keeping this gif alive

Prepping scripts for my next 2 reviews. I'm briefly stepping away from films to review a @chucktingle.bsky.social horror novel "Bury Your Gays" which is so fuckin good that I'm going to have to break it into at least 2 episodes: a spoiler free review, then a breakdown of everything I loved about it.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! REBECCA BLACK DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND THAT'S ALL I WANT TO HEAR FOR THE NEXT 12 HOURS!