Hot take: asking guys if they're "clean" is dumb and you should stop. Like, use of the word "clean" aside (though that word IS a whole other red flag) has anyone ever asked that and gotten "no" as an answer? "Oh darn. You caught me. I have chlamydia. I was gonna give it to you, but nevermind 🤷‍♂️"

We're selling her feet pics to fund her medical care

Sleepy bath softie

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The response to this was to go "huh" and block me. and nothing of value was lost 🤷‍♂️

Which movie should I review next? Abigail (2024) Dark Harvest (2023) Paranormal Activity (2007) Mama (2013) I'll rewatch one tomorrow and make a video about it!

I just realized there's a typo in the alt text I put on this, but it's still accurate and funnier so I'm fine with it

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Nude and Spooked: Sinners Part 1! this one was a little long, so I split it into 2 parts. Don't like that or want to see it without the annoying black bar? Great news: there's a link for that! onlyfans.com/holyhonedge justfor.fans/HolyHonedge

As penance cor my crimes, should I post the my review of sinners now?

Gay crime confession: I've never seen Heathers. Would you count that as a scary/horror movie? Maybe that should be my next review.

QTP your starters. Apparently I have a type... though I reserve the right to change that last one, and a couple are REALLY close.

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A third super publicly known assassination attempt? I really don't wanna sound like a conspiracy nut, but like... I already thought the first and second ones might be staged. A third "close call"? Seriously?

Vet: "your dog is a little overweight. Do you guys give him a lot of treats?" Me: *knowing I gave him 400 treats to get this photo* "no, not really."

That's that thiiick #fcf

Haven’t got a stitch to wear #FCF

I need recommendations for queer friendly tattoo parlors that'll take walk-ins in seattle

Tattoo idea: ICD-10 Z72.52 Written right behind my ear.

Does that Filipino man in your phone have thick legs or is he just 5’5”

Sunday style

I'm writing the script for a review of "Sinners" and like... there's no way I can short this enough for Bluesky, so when I record this it's gonna have to be posted in two parts 🙃 I really with I could post videos over 3 minutes here.

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Rendering my next episode of Nude and Spooked!

Updated my grindr bio

@pupmedic.bsky.social is the best husband! I am so fucking hyped for this!

i think i want Taco Bell for lunch

Me: holy shit one of my favorite authors just followed me! Also me: OH GOD THEY'RE GONNA SEE THAT PICTURE OF MY ASSHOLE BEING CENSORED BY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

This reminds me of an argument I once got in with a straight former coworker about whether or not Chuck Tingle was queer. Their argument was that no self-respect queer person would write "Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting" and my response was "This is how I can tell you don't have any queer friends"

I have moderate to severe faggotry

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Just recorded a new "nude and spooked" video. Then recorded the whole thing again because I didn't actually hit record the first time through

As a tenured bottom with well regarded references and a long list of credentials, I feel like I am qualified to make this statement Tops with big dicks need to learn to start slow and use more lube. I can take a dick the size of a monster can, but I need a few minutes of patience. Not 10 seconds.

Mega Man (1/2)

You've never known heartbreak like waiting hours for an Enya song to download on Limewire only to discover it's a mislabeled Loreena McKennitt mp3

Every day I have an interaction with straight people that makes me go "do you even LIKE the person you're married to?"

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Submission for #tummytuesday 😉

Is... is piece of shit about to use nukes? This mother fucking piece of shit sounds like he's about to use nukes.

Fuck Donald Trump and every one of his enablers and allies

If you see this, post a character from space.

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