Also, I feel like this is a call out for my main asset.

I promise to be less of a over opinionated bitch in 2026 and maybe post more nudes. Also, let’s talk more. 😘💖 My DMS are always open!

Hey faggots, can we leave the cisgendered heteronormative relationship agenda BS behind in 2026? Non-monogamy people do not threaten your desire to find a singular “true love”. What does is forcing the singular concept that to be “acceptable” we have to conform to monogamous relationship standards.

Sometimes I have to wear a thong to make sure my butt looks good in things other than jocks. What do you think? 😘

Once concert performance day done and we are at the final day! Sadly no one came by the dressing room to offer me flowers 🥺 Would you offer me some beautiful flowers, maybe something else 😈

Just a reminder, because you find him hot, doesn’t mean he’s gonna fuck you/would fuck you, but also exclude him from facing criticism for such a tone def and bad take. For the record, I’ve been off the Jordan Firstman train for a while & I continue to be proven right.

Some people forget because they have a hypersexualized view of being gay or “the gay experience”, that other experiences exist and if that doesn’t live to your POV, it’s “bad” or “not for you” or even “unrealistic”. Yes this is about some faggots takes on “Heated Rivalry”.

A late humpday post #Jockcember #Humpday

I am PUMPED for this!! 🤩

As a Say Anything fan… omg this is great but also Max Bemis needs a hug and I hope he’s okay.

Straight men who back up their trucks or jeeps into parking spaces… faggots (derogatory). It’s giving DL bottom behavior. Like, “what do you mean you need to leave this establishment in a hurry?” Very sus.

Controversial yet brave opinion: Violet Chachki out of drag isn’t that attractive…

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

As the year ends, let us remind each other that there is no music streaming service that is morally superior to the other, because they all fund or support some form or level of genocide, and underpayment of artist. Also judging people for paying/not paying for a specific service is classist!

For anyone looking for employment, PLEASE, properly name your resume/cover letter files! Also, do not AI generate your cover letters or resumes. Most companies/institutions still use actual people to review documents and I guarantee you, we hate to see AI slop.

Somehow, I cobbled together 8 consistent years without any booze or drugs. It’s been LITERALLY a life beyond my wildest dreams because literally at one point in my life, I didn’t think I would make it past 25. Now, I’m 36, sober, & living one day at a time.

Just in case anyone wondered the McDonalds Grinch socks are 0 Calorie

The “Eating Out” series was my “Heartstopper” and I was happy about it!

Controversial yet brave opinion: just because you’re “caged and plugged” at an event, doesn’t mean WE need to know. Or, if you’re going to advertise it as such, prove it or you’re just lying for clout and clickbait.

When we talk about supporting small queer businesses, think about supporting SNEAKERMASK. I ordered something I’ve been wanting for a while from them but I have a jock from them that I love and shows the quality of their up-cycling work.

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 36 💖

When I talk about going hunting, this is what I’m after 😍😈

Currently working on getting my mom’s decorations up, gonna get my tree up when I get home later 💖💖💖

Thanksgiving Halftime Shows have had Post Malone and Jack White… remember when they had GOOD half time shows… bring back Carol Channing!

It took no time for @kiebepup.bsky.social to flirt with me about stuffing me for thanksgiving. Truly I am blessed to have these humps stuffed by a loving sexy pup partner.

I LOVE the originals and I have enjoyed this new series for its continuing story. I am VERY excited for the concluding chapter! 🤩

As a Native American, seeing people trash a holiday that is often associated with the genocide of your people is VERY FUNNY! Like, it’s the one thing that makes me feel/understand how MAGA people view the “woke mob” with the level of micro aggression people grandstand on.

I really hate the “do you remember this… “ notifications because 99% of them are just pictures of my ass.

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once The Newsroom is a VERY underrated show in both comedy and commentary about the 24 hour news cycle and journalistic integrity.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:

I don’t mind disappointing people when it’s my fault, that’s accountability. I hate disappointing people when it’s someone else’s fault. Ugh, work needs to be over this week.

A movie that takes place where you’re from

🎶I've done wrong, and I wanna suffer for my sins I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true And I just don't know where I can begin What I need is a good defense 'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶

This is just a reminder that Guy Branum is not funny. He’s just loud and gay… there’s only bitterness in there.

This cock don’t play games… it wins them 🥵😍

Who wants to play some games?

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I love both hehe

I mean… this is good still 😍

Woke up gay again…

I don’t know which truth is worse… he sucked off Bill Clinton or he sucked off the horse!? This is a political pop culture Kobayashi Maru!!!

I think we now know WHY he called it the Big Beautiful Bill! #FDT #BigBeautifulBill #TrumpSwallows

Hey, @petebuttigieg.bsky.social, can you just fuck off and focus on your “identity” as mediocre White Gay who peaked as Mayor cause you ain’t done shit worth while since. Literally just start a podcast I can ignore, call it white noise cause that’s all you are.

Sad about English Teacher’s demise… don’t. Brian Jordan Alvarez is scum. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM3CsXvt/

The Face x The Cheeks

“Jennifer’s Body” is on the pope’s favorites list and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Controversial yet brave opinion: if you have strong negative feelings w/Guillermo Del Toro’s “Frankenstein”, than by all means, raise the money & pitch your “100% faithful adaptation” to producers yourself because I trust the monster director who spent his life w/this story in his head & heart

Yay! I can stop listening to cissy white gays cry on the internet about the dangers of gay marriage being repealed by the courts. Seriously, some of y’all need too look at the way you talked about the potentiality of the decision knowing full well the dangers facing the whole LGBTQ+ community.

It’s always wonderful with @kiebepup.bsky.social