A little monochrome Monday 😈

Gods I woke up so horny at like 1:30a. Like hump the bed rock solid horny. I almost opened an app it was so bad just to find a hole to fucking seed 😮‍💨 Did remember I don’t like in such a cruisy area though 😢. Who would’ve answered my call to take my load?

Fuck me till I 💦 then keep fucking me 😳🥴🥰 #BreedMeBro #PowerBottom #RawIsLaw

A little monochrome Monday 😈

Where are the folks that like femme nerdy alternative tops! Cause it’s hard not to feel the pressure to be masculine and either a twink or a bear sometimes 😮‍💨

Officially 37! 🎉🎂

Stacks of records and a stack of cheek

It is a most magical day on this earth. It is the birthday of one special monkey 😘. Happy birthday @queermonkey.bsky.social my love! Have the greatest day full of love and silliness 💖💖💖.

Happy April 25th, homos

I've said this before but I'll say it again because it's Friday: If I see "no fats no fems" on your profile or anything of the sort, we will never hook up. I don't care how hot you are. You are now ineligible. 🤷‍♂️

Posting for the subtle not so subtle public flirting with @queermonkey.bsky.social because they are cute and I like to see them flustered 😘 Also it’s fat cock Friday and jockstrap Friday and I got new sunglasses 🤩

Every time i see her I just wish this is the mom I had growing up.

Posting for the subtle not so subtle public flirting with @queermonkey.bsky.social because they are cute and I like to see them flustered 😘 Also it’s fat cock Friday and jockstrap Friday and I got new sunglasses 🤩

Silly Thursdays and a bit of ass 😘😘😘

Silly Thursdays and a bit of ass 😘😘😘

Me flirting:

A little mesh for the hump day

There’s something so hot about topping him while he’s gaming 🥵🍆🎮

First poster for DC's ‘CLAYFACE’. In theaters on October 23.

Sometimes you find a pretty person to maybe follow… then check it out and there’s the ads for grifter products 🫩

Tushy Tuesday for me cause… damn I look good after a work out 😘😘 And yes these are monkey approved 🥰

Comfy vibes for the weekend

Tell your silly turn ons! Like do you love silly underwear patterns, maybe accidental noises (I do love a noisy hole 😮‍💨), or is it silly outfits? Tell me!!!

I did big pup things so please give reward by showering me in complements 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

I did big pup things so please give reward by showering me in complements 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

It’s gonna be interesting to see how many people abandon principles of supporting POC because of the newly announced Pokemon collection, especially when the NAACP still list Target on their Black Consumers Advisory Guide and the boycott is still active

I love posting my partner but damn if it brings out the random mutuals who don’t actually like any of my own content and don’t even like our couple content either. They just see hole and go feral.

Yes this is a brag post about how hot my partner, @queermonkey.bsky.social, is and how I’m so needy to be face deep in their butt 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

“You can tell by my face how much I love cock.” Not with that dead look behind your eyes bro 🤣

Tell your silly turn ons! Like do you love silly underwear patterns, maybe accidental noises (I do love a noisy hole 😮‍💨), or is it silly outfits? Tell me!!!

QTP with one off your favourite Animes for National Anime Day

Utterly disgusted every time I run across one of those race play accounts and notice how many mutuals follow it. Just goes to show you’ve always gotta be aware of people talking to you with ulterior motives.

Hump post gym or post shower?

STOP 🛑 THIS IS A PIT-PASS THREAD. Add yours before moving forward.

7 Years! Wow. Help us celebrate our Anniversary! Like, Follow, Repost to enter! Grand Prize: 7 toys, any style or size we offer! Includes MTO! 2nd & 3rd prizes: 2 toys, any style or size we offer! Inventory Only. This will be on all our socials! Good luck! Intl. pays S&H!

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

I love being in a gay chorus because once a bandana emerges, this time for one of our numbers this show, immediately everyone wants to know what the hanky code is 😅 It was dildos 😏, and I flag left 😘

Which angle do you like the most? @queermonkey.bsky.social?

One of my hardest days of the year but I still rocked a thing because it is Thursday 😝

Quote with (one of) your best ass shots 🍑

Pit stop! Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

Double stuffed 😋

Missed yesterday and here’s a wagon for Wednesday!

Sunday Cumday 😘 Would love to pound this load deep in someone then watch it be pushed out of a fucked hole. You interested?

Same 🤤

Sometimes I wake up rock hard, think you can handle it?

Spending the day at Knotts Berry Farm, would you be my riding buddy? 💖😘

Okay but we talk about leak your sec tape (I don’t know if they are on Bluesky) and how much I love their underwear. Happy #humpday

Bicoastal thong booty teasing from @queermonkey.bsky.social and I 😘😘