This trip will save their marriage

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

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We don't talk enough about how good the voiceover is of the announcer in Pokemon Stadium on N64

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

Yakuza 4 was inspired by @danryckert.com

Now you too can play a slowed down version of a game from 20 years ago with no actual level design or enemies and all it costs is a complete collapse of the world economy, biosphere, education system, and multiple entire creative industries.

@duckvalentine.bsky.social @loganjplant.bsky.social are y'all able to push Nintendo on some of these baffling decisions on Tomodachi Life? No screenshot/video sharing is one thing, even if it's mostly self sabotage. But no Mii sharing/importing? That's a huge loss for the game.

Hear me out: a cover of "Heat Waves" from Glass Animals by Wing.

Hey @syntax.fm @tolin.ski , I was searching a topic on the site and found a potluck from 2020 (!). Started listening, and it seems like the episode file doesn't match the show notes/transcript. syntax.fm/show/226/pot...

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

The vibes were immaculate 🌊

No Other Choice was good! I went in outraged that it was snubbed from the #Oscars but maybe I get it. The story didn't feel particularly novel or the payoff especially interesting. Still kind of a shame Park Chan Wook hasn't gotten any recognition from The Academy.

Engagement farming on LinkedIn is so strange. The best part of getting hired will be not having to scroll past all of that.

Health care in America is a joke

After a rough few weeks, yesterday my wife backed into a car in the parking lot. We were pretty nervous about whatever hit that might be to my mom's car insurance. She left a note. A couple of hours later that same car got rear ended, so we are totally off the hook. What are the odds??

Number 13 in the world today. I just peaked. puzzmo.com/play/pile-up...

🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

is there some way I can quickly unlearn all of history so as to feel better about recent events

here’s hoping 2026 is just one year

Cillian? Is that you??

Airports are the ultimate birth control

Stealworkers

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

I JUST WANT TO LOOK UP A RECIPE

This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid

Half-Life 3 looks fucking SICK

kirby air riders city trial

There is almost no better feeling in the world than the middle seat ending up empty on what was announced as a completely full flight

@fearthebrown.bsky.social I'm coping hard right now. When would we know if Willie Green will be... unavailable to coach tonight?

Everyone learning therapy speak is ruining reality tv

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this

RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years. His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds. A massive loss 💔

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature "I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

STEPHANOPOULOS: The Democratic proposal is designed to prevent millions of Americans from losing their health insurance, losing Medicaid coverage, or paying higher healthcare premiums. Why are you against that? MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement

@michaelphuber.bsky.social I'm listening to the episode late but I just had to let you know I appreciated the "WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?"

@fearthebrown.bsky.social @olehkosel.bsky.social Appreciate the media day updates! It's fun to check my feed every 30 minutes at work and catch up.

Really dreading the day I have to tell my soon-to-be-wife Annie about Julia Geller, my other wife that google ai invented

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Er, you might want to rethink this one, Cineworld

That has to be a top 5 worst officiating call I have seen live in my life. And I should be wanting revenge after a bad one in their favor last season. #LSU

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

Gamecocks fans: "Challenge accepted"

If the Hoover Dam was being built today and was a year away from completion, Trump would shut down the project.

I had an hour of the Evangelion experience with the second Rebuild movie tonight. Spend 15 minutes watching the movie, 45 minutes googling things like: - "What was the second impact" - "Who are the children?" - "How is this deviating from the original show?" - "Why is the ocean red?" - "Kawo-who??"

When did Taylor Swift become The Riddler?