I think McLaren has Ferrari'd this one chat

we've had a small invasive tree in our yard and I got permission to take it down this summer, but today with a borrowed handsaw, loppers, my spouse, and gumption we no longer have a small invasive tree in our yard I need to figure out how to take out the stump but that is not a today problem

You could run a whole presidential campaign on this.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

I'm trying to sort out what to buy my friends for holiday gift season but like I can't just be like "I think you should start this hobby that doesn't involve screens so we can all look at screens less together" i can't just buy everyone birdwatching guides lmao

Thank you! I am terrified of British kettles now and my British spouse has finally confessed to be dissatisfied with the speed of our American kettle

Alex has been silently judging my kettle for a year

Alex is re-playing Metroid Dread and keeps talking to themself (adorable trait) saying things like "that's a cold room, can't go in there" which is how I operate in real life every day winter is coming and things are going to get very hard for me, a person who does not create much body heat

What a great headline

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I have set up every week in December in my work planner which means that my weekly work planner time can go to looking at my 2026 work planner and screaming, um I mean, planning what changes I want to make

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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen Ghost Ghost the Mountain Goats Powerwolf Ghost

my spouse is every dog's favorite human and it's endlessly cute

I hate the Cowboys

maternal thanksgiving went well got to meet a new dog (13 yr old Yorkie) next, paternal thanksgiving

I've got 2 days left on this sponsorship so if you have like 30 minutes to download a cute game and reach Level 11, that supports me directly and is so heckin appreciated. 🥰💜

The thing is we've known that housing the homeless is cheaper than neglect, we've known that Ubi is effective at eliminating poverty, we've known that heavily subsidized housing and education leads people into the middle class, we've known all of these things in some cases for 70 years.

This is wonderful news, and also means it’s time for me to beat the drum I always do when HPV vaccines make the news: They are not only for women! HPV also causes penile, anal, and head and neck cancers. The latter are particularly deadly. Please vaccinate ALL your children.

we're watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade on tv and it is a joy and deep pleasure to simply not know half this shit I know Elmo!

I think I learned something but I did not take notes and the bar is loud

i love my local bar because they do stay playing music for 30-somethings

my spouse is from the same part of England as Ed Sheeran, and every time we go out, no matter where we go, Ed Sheeran plays

Tomes of Tarokka takes divination beyond spellcasting and adds a ton of new ways to use the Tarokka deck. I got to write a fun cult searching for the True Deck™️, a related PC background, and a heist oneshot for this @dmsguild.com project. www.dmsguild.com/en/product/5...

I love driving my mom/ driving with my mom yearly to old ladies in apartment buildings to pick up pasteles this is tradition to me

I do not know if I like the new ROSALÍA album (the one with the song that's all over my short form video algorithms, Berghain with Bjorn) but that is okay, because I do know it is Art and it makes me feel things

ah, the season is beginning where I not just have to lip balm my lips but also my little nose and my knuckles

in this life I have been known to be a bit of a scrooge, but I cannot help but feel a jingle when all of the different BIDs put up their Christmas lights and it's just bright and shiny and beautiful. I can't help it, I just can't help it.

Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox

my coworker is like "are you going to see the Wicked Movie" and I keep reminding her that I saw Wicked with the original cast and I have no interest in a movie, I saw it at 13, I was sat in the 7th row, and Kristin Chenoweth reflected the stage lights into my eyes with a hand mirror during Popular

Kathy Hochul the kind of lady who in the 80s kids movie steps in at the last minute to save the park from being turned into a strip mall and a week later turns it into a Cold Stone Creamery

I did it tho

what if I buy the more stickers tho what if I do it tho

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you do have to do it in a couple of places but this tutorial makes it easy to go uncheck the boxes that otherwise lets Google's AI read all your shit. or move everything over to protonmail but moving everything over is a giant thing I know.

note: if you use the setting that groups your email in tabs -- promotions, primary, etc -- turning off the AI takes this away. kind of a steep price. Google is gambling that you don't wanna migrate all your email elsewhere, idk though, maybe it's a prompt

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

the Kirby Air Ride tutorial has reduced me to tears IM FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS AND IT KEEPS TELLING ME IM A FAILURE

"it may not be reason in itself to dismiss the relationship" Fascinating comment: a guy gets upset hearing about people's sexual past but says that shouldn't prevent a relationship. Men who may one day want to date me (or someone like me), pls read my reply. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-g...

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🎵These are a few of my favorite things🎵

there are downsides to hypermoblity

we're playing a card-based game tonight for ttrpgs and the cards seem to be fucking LASER TARGETED of course Sam gets the "does this place have religion?" question (it does. it has ghosts also.)

Bonus stream. Let's find every last one of these Strange Antiquities! Also, please enjoy the very important message on my mug. 🏳️‍⚧️🩵🩷🤍 Twitch.tv/FaunAndGames

okay since it's the week before Thanksgiving my brain has finally kicked into Christmas planning gear and I think I have a menu planned already? I have to purchase gifts, but I have a plan for most people (I just have to write it down)

so my boss retired in the spring and we're in November now and they haven't replaced her at all and I don't think we have a snowball's chance in hell of getting that replacement before spring so we've all (well, maybe not everyone) been covering and scrambling to make sure it all gets done

best way to wake up? "I'm interested in fountain pens" in the group chat I'm giggling and kicking my little feet

so there I am, in the middle of the CVS, in debilitating pain. in just horrible terrible, can hardly think straight sort of pain. if this was any other situation this sort of pain would be hospital for the last I'm not going to the hospital for my fucking period so they can laugh at me.