I want to make a joke about being so depressed you don't have energy but I just can't fuel it up due to the gas prices.

More Pokopia? More Pokopia. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

You legally have to get your ass in here. twitch.tv/blizz

not restarting stream so i’m here to tell you that i am on cam playing val with tristin while i wait for kiri to come kidnap me :) ✨ twitch.tv/madiduvernay ✨

Welcome to crime day! Today we are talking about a woman who set multiple elderly homes on fire just so she could look like the hero... until someone died. Come hang out to learn more :) twitch.tv/blizz

live playing val w/ my himbo trist and then BG3 w/ the love of my life alexa 🙂‍↕️ ✨ twitch.tv/madiduvernay ✨

DARELL HERNAIZ WALK-OFF HOME RUN

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

🚨🚨🚨URGENTE🚨🚨🚨

No longer siiiiick!! Lets do some more dungies! twitch.tv/smashley

Omg, @officialgdc.bsky.social is nearly upon us! I have been fortunate enough to be invited by the incomparable @samanthabeart.bsky.social to speak at the event on Friday, March 13th talking about community management in the industry.

it's 12:05am and I can't get sleepy because I'm too angry at the news I saw tonight

I want to scream so bad that even conservative news outlets would hear it.

It's technically my birthday today! Come hang out while we commit crimes live on Twitch... and there's nothing they can do about it! twitch.tv/blizz

Important time to vote in Texas. Make your voice heard.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

I'm starting a new YouTube channel with my girlfriend chronicling our lives as 2 disabled people navigating a long-distance relationship, a terminal illness, and a host of chronic illnesses. In a world not made for us, how will we make it work? www.youtube.com/watch?v=smG8...

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

WE GOT A SPONSORED STREAM! We are checking out Greenhearth Necromancer (from @silverstringmedia.bsky.social ) today. I am hoping I don't kill my plants... I am not the best at plants... Check them out on steam here: tinyurl.com/GreenNecro I'LL SEEYA IN CHAT HERE: twitch.tv/blizz #ad

I'm so cool that I just smacked my forehead with my headphones. #NerdGangLife #TooCoolForRelationships #Ow

I am craving guacamole right now :(

Team USA gold medal figure skater Amber Glenn rips Magic: The Gathering packs during the 2026 Winter Olympics closing ceremony https://kotaku.com/amber-glenn-mtg-2026-winter-olympics-ceremony-figure-skater-2000673209

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

I’m so fucking proud of the Olympic gold-winning US women's hockey team for declining to attend Trump's stupid State of the Union address.

happy 40th anniversary the legend of zelda 💛 #art #zelda

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

Subathon continues with Day 2 and my 35th birthday! 5 hours left on the timer. LIVE! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

21 years ago today, ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ premiered on Nickelodeon.

Happy Zelda 40th anniversary!

SUBATHON DAY ONE! GO TIME BABYYYY Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

LIVE HAPPY FADED FRIDAY TTV// ClassyKatie

BECAUSE I'M SINGLE THANKS FOR REMINDING ME

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

WHEN I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GAME?! UGHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN NOT WAIT!!! Top-tier creative concept sitting right next to Maneater!!!

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

2026 basically

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

It's officially true crime night! Today I will be presenting a case on the Transy Book Heist because it's messy and deserves to be talked about. We will watch some bodycams after! Come hang if you can~ twitch.tv/blizz

We finally have some Tears Tuesday on a Tuesday! www.twitch.tv/npc_christian

This is how you get the government to legalize prostitution.

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

Local Vault Dweller is live now punching things and playing 30's jams. Also absolutely slammin' colas back, it's a Monday for crying out loud. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

A common occurrence in the family group chat

I need recommendations for a dating site.

We got new music today! Wanna have a listen? New punk show and then games! LIVE! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Its ZomBois Night tonight! Probably going to get through a gamba first though! www.twitch.tv/npc_christian

This is incredible. Citizens doing more work than their government. www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/...

Live Ttv// classykatie

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