I'm unfortunately stuck with that one guy that won't shut up about indie films and his very important novel rough draft that he's been working on in hipster cafes across the US on an RV for the next few hours. LIVE. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

I’ve spent hours every day for the last 10 days just exploring and meeting so many friends. I hope this game gets updates for the rest of time #pokopia #pokemon #cozygames

Love when all of my nostalgia can collide: made Achievement Hunter’s Tower of Pimps in Pokopia last night on stream. 11/10 game

A toast to the weekend, to new music, and to getting HUMID UP HERE BABYYYY. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

More Pokopia? More Pokopia. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Gnome Bones Boys here to steal some shit. And then Super Battle Golf later with more pals! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Hey! I was in this! It's out tmrw! Hooray!

Poké, Poke, and Punk! More Pokopia until That All New Punk time. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Totally me totally playing Pokopia today Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Bitch, I made it to 30! (It’s officially my birthday 🎉)

Tonight's the night I'm finally gonna figure out what these "book" things are. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Last week was so busy we didn't get to check out all the demos we wanted to from Next Fest, so I'm here to be late to the game(s). Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Happy Pokemon Day to all who celebrate! Replaying Pokemon Fire Red on Switch 2 today and going down memory lane. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Day 5/Final Day of Subathon 2026 begins now! 5 hours and 40 minutes left on the clock. Ready to finish out strong with some achievement hunting and Fortnite. #epicpartner Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

girl scout season is so funny to me because it always sounds like we're making shady, backdoor business deals when we just want a box of cookies

Day 4 of Subathon starts NOW. Mason and I will be doing our regular Monday programming later this evening, but we got all sorts of other subathon goodness before and after, so come on through! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Day 3 of Subathon! ~8.5 hours left on the timer, and it would seem we're quickly approaching a Double Time moment. uh oh. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Subathon continues with Day 2 and my 35th birthday! 5 hours left on the timer. LIVE! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

SUBATHON DAY ONE! GO TIME BABYYYY Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Local Vault Dweller is live now punching things and playing 30's jams. Also absolutely slammin' colas back, it's a Monday for crying out loud. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Local dateless loser plays dating game on stream on Valentine's Day in truly unprecedented choice. Live now at Twitch // ColinMParker

We got new music today! Wanna have a listen? New punk show and then games! LIVE! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

New Yeti*, New Me! (or whatever that expression is that people use for resolutions) That new me is going to get better at games. I hope. *I miss my pals at Inside Gaming. Live on Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Aliens Exist and so does Mason I guess. LIVE. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

"Twerkin' hard or hardly twerkin'?" I also don't know what we were going for here it just was fun. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Getting fancy for this one. New Punk show is LIVE! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Its Tears Tuesday on a Thursday tonight! Finally getting back to these side quests! www.twitch.tv/npc_christian

Cozy night on our island while TX finishes thawing out irl. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Cheers to the Lunar New Year Headwear Pack! We're falling head over heels and falling flat for these. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

This is me gesturing at my vinyls to hopefully convey the fact that it's WBRP night - user submitted songs for blind tierlisting let's go! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

I somehow survived this past weekend and now I'm back on the ol' Twitch. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Forgot to post this here on Monday. See you in 6 hours!

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🖕Eat shit, dude.

Playing Dispatch for the first time and I know nothing about this game other than its about superheroes... Come watch me play! twitch.tv/blizz

Verizon outage has me in SOS mode on mobile and in anxiety too. So let's stream, instead of traveling as we were supposed to! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

One last cheers to streaming in MD this extended holiday break before I hit the road for TX until mid-summer! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

It's been 4 months since my last stream... We have a lot to talk about! twitch.tv/blizz

Our group really loves a trivia game and D&D. So who could’ve guessed that we’d love D&D style trivia game? @darkekarp.bsky.social, @shersten.bsky.social, @tarygodmother.bsky.social, @jensvoid.bsky.social, @quinntastic.bsky.social, and @colinmparker.com probably could’ve! youtu.be/dc63cejZink?...

2 sets of 5 songs and then 5 player games? Everything good comes in 3s it seems. (or 3 5s? 15s. idk I didn't think this caption out enough) Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Sorry I'm late to! I was hanging out with my mom. But now it's time for coffee and cozy games ☕️🫡 Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

No Bones About It Monday! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

First video of 2026 looking back at our first year of Rat House! Made by @phoenixedits.bsky.social & also featuring him, @adriantheit.bsky.social, @frenchalexander.bsky.social, @calscalzones.bsky.social, @npcchristian.bsky.social, @ColinMParker.com, @darkekarp.bsky.social … youtu.be/WnbDBPfEqD8?...

Passing you the headphones tonight, because we got some all new punk! Twitch // ColinMParker

Sending off 2025 and welcoming in 2026. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Unbothered. Moisterized. Hydrated. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. Fallen flat. Samesies for Mason. LIVE. Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

The very first Rat House Xmas special: The Gamba Gamer Cup! Join @jensvoid.bsky.social, @calscalzones.bsky.social, @phoenixedits.bsky.social, @npcchristian.bsky.social, @ColinMParker.com, and @darkekarp.bsky.social in a snowy Christmas Cobblemon Extravaganza! youtu.be/WAmvuSVTn9g?...

Twas the stream before Christmas... a short one before the holiday festivities begin! Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Last Human Fall Flat until Santa brings us new ragdollable bodies (we hope. Ours are very broken) Twitch.tv/ColinMParker

Rat House was supposed to launch mid-2024. But then I was unemployed post-RT shutdown and then my dad died, so my world turned upside down. The lads took me out after the funeral and we reminisced about ScavPlay days and discovered everyone was on board to return. This episode means a LOT to me.