Last week we thought the Soul Link was moments away from being lost... and now we're kinda cooking through the game. 👀 PokeMonday with @darkekarp.bsky.social and @calscalzones.bsky.social twitch.tv/ColinMParker

pokemon is HAPPENING www.twitch.tv/cals_calzones

playin pokemon scarlet on the SWITCH TWO www.twitch.tv/cals_calzones

I weep for the day when this post will be screenshotted for its harrowingly accurate foresight but I nevertheless have a moral responsibility to say it: all Labubus will detonate on Christmas morning 2025.

I'm sure the "I need to leave this job" feelings will subside as soon as they stop making me wake up at 5 am

October means only the spookiest and hauntingest of games. Today @shersten.bsky.social, @calscalzones.bsky.social, @npcchristian.bsky.social, @tarygodmother.bsky.social, Katie, and @adriantheit.bsky.social decipher clues sent from @darkekarp.bsky.social in the great beyond. youtu.be/qz3XZTkBVAU?...

last i recall this run was on its last legs. lets see if we can save it! pokemonday is back!

Whatever. *Leads glimmora and sets stealth rock*

Was just asked by an ad if I own an HVAC business. I said yes just to see what kinda things they serve me up

double the entendre and give it to the next person

evil that if i want mac and cheese i have to go make it. terrible.

I didn't think so at the start of it, but today might actually turn out to be a cry at work day

I think that Erika ishii would do a kick ass job as rita repulsa

What up blue sky I'm about to waste four hours of company time

"when a mommy is cooking it's time to lock in" - @starinari.bsky.social

If I don't get raptured can I still go home early

Hey, sorry but we are back now! Join @eljefetacoma.bsky.social, @tessissupercool.bsky.social, @calscalzones.bsky.social and @geekusdean.bsky.social as we continue with our adventure! www.twitch.tv/omniversales...

Locking in on this spreadsheet this morning. Yes absolutely send me 25 cases of green grapes thank you. This job is ass

Popeyes has put the last dab hot sauce in their ranch and I asked for regular ranch but they gave me that and I didn't read the package and OOOOOOH

Decided I'm gonna replay black and white in my spare time and accidentally landed on having three (3) bugs on the team I want

There is a lady at work who thinks my name is Kenny and she cannot remember no matter how many times I correct her

Hi :)

streaming the nintendo direct and then maybe shiny hunting? tune in! www.twitch.tv/cals_calzones

Can't open any social media on my breaks today because I haven't watched the direct yet 💔

pokemonday nuzlocke time with @colinmparker.com and @darkekarp.bsky.social ! www.twitch.tv/cals_calzones

Placing a single banana on an ape’s grave

What a lovely surprise to get to work today and see I'm only here until 11

Sometimes I like to text my friends like I'm an old man in a dungeon with a riddle

I am burning out at this fuckin job

why did they laugh. whats wrong with taking your nephew to his favorite restaurant

Oh boy here we go

Every time I have a short shift at work I'm like 'hey maybe this isn't so bad!' and then another 8 hour one comes along

The club music bouncing in this playa bowls just abruptly ended and transitioned directly into piano man

If you're upset someone's doing ignorant/dumb shit online, make a tangible positive impact IRL to counteract them! See the big picture! Make calls to politicians & legislators, companies or payment processors! THEY are the ones to focus your energy on, not clout-chasing randos trying to one up you!🧵

bro i can't stand him #deltarune #spamton

who up suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

FRIDAY LOBBY??? www.twitch.tv/cals_calzones

Mega Hawlucha reveal is enough to get me through work today thank you pokemon

Sitting in the parking lot at work rn bc I texted my boss I would be late due to traffic but the traffic didn't make me late enough

www.twitch.tv/cals_calzones POKEMONDAY WITH @colinmparker.com N @darkekarp.bsky.social

asking the dj at the club to play this www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ssY...

Alcremie is such a silly pokemon. Why on earth does it have 63 distinct and different forms. Why did I challenge myself to get all of them

Shift is utterly speeding by today which WOULD be nice if it wasn't for our CEO being here

my brother, trying to explain this to me:

Karkat vantas labubu

been classpecting deltarune characters today. main 3 are Prince of Light, Knight of Rage, and Seer of Doom. what do we think

www.twitch.tv/cals_calzones playin pokemon with @colinmparker.com and @darkekarp.bsky.social !