Writing is thinking. Writing is a way of molding YOUR OWN thoughts. So when you hand over your "writing" to monstrous AI apps made by the most craven motherfuckers imaginable, you hand them the keys to YOUR head. AND you strip the work of writers. GRIND THESE APPS TO DUST.

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On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes go big

This week on The Pitt

TFW you’re nominated to run DHS but you’re just as incompetent as your predecessor

Can we please get Matthew Macfadyen to portray Tom one more time in a McDonalds CEO parody

Our Heroes allow Nick to pick another restaurant and they hope Taco Palenque has the food. They definitely have the sauce. New 100% Eat is out now.

We have been blessed

Does this mean we’re allowed investigate the Epstein stuff again?

UNBELIEVABLE: McDonald’s already got a NEW CEO to take another stab at eating the Big Arch burger. Much better than the first video!

Fans: Announce Gen 10 please! Pokémon: Remember Hit Clips?

The worst deal you’ve ever seen just got worse

Meanwhile:

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

In all my hours of watching hockey I’ve never seen a game that good

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was being so light and funny, I had forgotten it was a Game of Thrones show. Was rudely reminded

Soon the F1 calendar will be nothing but street tracks and races in Saudi Arabia, with one rotating classic track each year 🫠

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get confused about what the Colonel has up his sleeve

A common occurrence in the family group chat

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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Mike Vrabel’s worst day since

Excited for Bovino and his new office.

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes eat good(?) in the neighborhood

Open the door- There is another room. Welcome to our next multi-day live stream event, beginning Monday 1/19 (MLK Day) at Noon PT exclusively on twitch.

Back to the Hat District 🎩

Our Heroes are protein guys now so they check out Chipotle’s new Protein Menu. Kind of. It’s all sort of the same, really. New 100% Eat is out now.

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes should have ordered online

On tomorrow’s episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get way too close to eating at Long John Silver’s.

Gray Out 🖼️ Xan

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes take Graysie to a pineapple under the sea

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes go on a tendy bendy

Relieved it isn’t Paramount winning the WBD bid, but it’s hard not be concerned for the film projects, given Netflix’s disinterest in theatrical releases. Out of all the possible terrible outcomes we were looking at, I guess this one is on the less terrible end. (Things we say in 2025)

When your two special interests intersect perfectly

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get the hose

Happy Thanksgiving from the top rope. 🦃🍁

24 Nov 2025

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes continue the tradition with Graysie

Watching a new Strong Bad email in the year 2025 is a great way to start the week!!! Thank you @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social 🤖

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get McDuped

He’s gonna chum. Photoshop yourself into the official 100% Eat cuck chair.

There’s a You Review for the ages in this one

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes see if there’s a new pretzel king in town

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Graysie lowkey wanted Taco Bell

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes get into a sticky situation

This week, on Why We're Going to Hell, we're at the @100percenteat.com Studio to chat with @jordancwierz.bsky.social and @100percentmikey.bsky.social about food, podcasting, Rooster Teeth, and Clowns