Hmmm... I thought Mike knew about love. Maybe it's just orange love. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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One of the greatest artists of our time just died. Even if you don’t know who he is you know his work. Rip Drew Strusan.

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces. This is truly terrifying.

Oh shit look, a person actually doing what the entire Democratic Party should be doing

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

i’ll never get over this

Coming around to the theory that they're Truman Showing him

So, when these ice goons open fire into a crowd of protesters what do y’all think happens then? Cuz it’s def gonna happen.

Holy shit

I can’t decide if 911 broke everyone’s brains or if it was actually that particle accelerator that threw us into an alternate universe. Either way I had no idea the end of American democracy would be this easy and this fucking stupid. The worst part of this is just how insulting easy it is.

Dude… wtf is going on. WTF even is this. These people are disgusting . www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

It’s really interesting that for the first time ever, every person who does a mass shooting is writing stuff on their bullets. And strangely it’s all stuff that will help the Trump administration crack down on leftists.

Man… I just wrote this beat and I’m really proud of it. It gets wild. I’m actually getting really good at this. I hope y’all give it a listen! on.soundcloud.com/yqSsWloxVYMT...

It really shows the genius of RFK Jr that he was the first person ever to test the side effects of one of the oldest over the counter drugs available. You’d think that maybe in the 70 years Tylenol was available someone else would’ve thought to check on the side effects. But no. He’s the only one

😕 💵

PBS was so scared to call this a fascist authoritarian take over they basically bankrupted themselves. Giving your money to weak ineffectual liberals who’re too meak to even describe what is happening even when it means their own survival is pretty much the reason we’re in this mess.

The people in this country have a deep deep spiritual sickness. And the deep hole inside of them is being filled by freaks on the internet who tell them the reason they’re sick is other humans are stealing something from them. This will work forever. It always has. Run to the woods. Build a shelter.

My whole life I was the anti-conspiracy guy. JFK, Aliens, 911 conspiracies. I didn’t believe those. This Charlie Kirk thing though, and the Trump “assassination” attempts. These have me really believing in the deep state.

In the old days, you'd occasionally run into somebody totally normal who had one utterly insane belief, like a co-worker who just causally says he thinks the sun is alive. Social media is like if we extracted all of those individual bits of madness, cooked them into a stew and ate it for every meal.

I feel much better for having just pirated every show I’ve watched for the last 20 years. Because I’m def gonna keep watching Alien earth. But I can do it guilt free because I’m stealing it. Steal everything except books. Buy books. And comics even though they’re way too expensive.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

If the government can celebrate scaring a critic off TV, the punchline writes itself — and it’s from 1933. #JimmyKimmel

Anyone know how Cosby is voting?

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

You know… Charlie Kirk can be a giant piece of human garbage who made the world a worse place for everyone and also not deserve to be murdered. You can just say “we shouldn’t kill people even if they are racist sociopaths” and move on.

How could this have happened? Remember when it was a trans shooter and they were doing tons of analysis. Now suddenly we can’t possibly know what went wrong.

Man watching Fox News is so sickening today. The headline has a picture of Tim Walz, Aoc, Kamala and Jamie Raskin and it says “co-conspirators in hate” Dude… he was against interracial marriage. WTF are you talking about? Why don’t you post some inspirational Charlie Kirk clips? Cuz there’s not any.

When a civil rights leader or Obama or Clinton or any one who even pretended to do anything good dies, people will be posting inspirational quotes of things they said. A message of hope they said in a speech or something to remember. But there’s nothing for Charley Kirk. Because he spread only hate

Well… we’re totally fucked. All pretense that this wasn’t going to be an authoritarian take over of our government is pretty much out the window with this false flag assassination. They already have the military in cities. Democracy is cooked.

Hi I’m a rightwing conspiracy guy: I believe over 7,000 separate conspiracy theories, but have carefully curated a blanket exception for any obvious false flag operations aimed to enrage and manipulate rightwing conspiracy guys like me into obeying oligarchs - official story all the way on those!

Honest polling: “Do you support or oppose the administration’s false flag political assassination being blamed on ‘the left’ in order to justify a violent police state crackdown?”

How could you miss one of the biggest heads in the world?

lol

I may be an ass hole. But I’ve watched that Charlie Kirk video like 50 times and it just keeps getting funnier every time I see it. I feel like this is gonna be used as a pretense for a crack down on leftists. But also fascists should be scared.

This is * chef’s kiss *

Are their pro-septics? Like anti antiseptic people? There’s antivax people. Are there people who think we’re shouldn’t sterilize surgical instruments and stuff? Cuz I’m happy to start that. I’ll ride this grift right to the bank. I’ll sell you all sorts of pre dirtied needles and shit.

One day we're going to make contact with aliens and the news is going to get buried on social media because earlier that day cameras caught an adult at a baseball game stealing a home run ball from a small child

Tell me you’re being paid by a Democratic Party dark money group without telling me you’re being paid by a Democratic Party dark money group

I think I’m just not gonna vote for people who give my tax dollars to ethno states who starve families and then lure their starving children out with food aid so that they can blow them up with robots. I feel like that’s a really low bar. I have to sleep at night.

the monarch butterfly subreddit is amazing, every day someone posts the deadest caterpillar I’ve ever seen and goes “is he ok???”

Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.

If you’re in favor of shutting down museum exhibitions or banning books because they make you feel bad, that’s a pretty good tip that you deserve to feel bad.