Let’s go girls

The jokes write themselves bsky.app/profile/shah...

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

Typical establishment empathy

Will the libs come to Jesus this time? Maybe just one more failure will convince them…

If anyone needs a quick guide:

Something something club Something something we’re not in it Useless corpocrats

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir

If you’re an independent in a closed primary state, now is a great time to switch your registration back to D to participate in the reaping.

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

Has there ever been a man who’s failed to meet the moment more than Chuck Schumer? Relentlessly, incessantly, unstoppably wrong at every turn, Schumer is going to go down in history as the worst Dem legislative leader in modern times, and it’s not even particularly close.

Reply guys told me it was too early to post this last week Just as the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west Chuck Schumer will always serve the interests of the profiteers @schumer.senate.gov unkindly, kick rocks

Crazy how this ended in a small fine of $300 No relevance to anything recently though, just some light reading about #Senate history

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#BREAKING: DC ‘sandwich guy’ found not guilty of misdemeanor assault

‘Let’s Take It To Our Afghanistan Experts,’ Says Anchor Throwing To Panel Of Dick Cheneys

The canyon between voters’ wishes and our politicians has never been more apparent DINOS

82% of Democrats want to see forms of socialism implemented in the party’s economic position 60% of that is from a mixed position, but encouraging nonetheless that the word has lost its toxicity 5% capitalists can kick rocks @schumer.senate.gov supporters most likely YouGov Oct29-31 (2124A)

“Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like NASCAR drivers, then we know who owns them”

The sign today:

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/

Republican Party favorability amongst Republicans in 2015 prior to its populist-ish restructuring. Dem’s are currently at 67.

New #PFP

Diana DeGette is a 30-year incumbent from bright blue CO-01 Denver. She guzzles corporatePAC funds while pretending to be a progressive. The most she can muster against Trump is a weekly newsletter that she doesn’t even write.

Ugh paparazzi

Notice the language an establishment stooge like Cuomo uses in this debate xyz needs to be affordable vs I will tax the wealthy An important distinction that I hope more normies start paying attention to The ambiguity allows him to sound palatable. His plans are just the old neoliberal playbook