“And when the escalator tries to take you down… Go crazy!!!”

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

To Republicans, everything is political violence except actual political violence (right-wing terrorism, ICE terrorism, police brutality), which is good.

In case facts still matter…

The investigation was finished, and the cause of the malfunction was discovered.😜

"Puts the network in jeopardy" is the line EVERYONE needs to pay attention to. It says it all. This is all a power play. Let's see how stupid Disney is. If they cave again, kiss Disney and free speech goodbye.

I'm starting to feel like we are about to experience a Renaissance. People will stop watching TV due to big business greed and find other things to do.

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

All of us older folks know all about living on the edge, we used to answer the phone without knowing who it was.

Seriously, can't make this shitty timeline up! Good grief. Walt is rolling in his grave.

Yep.

I would love to see these pop up in every major city in the country now. Just to watch his head explode.

Jesus detained by ICE, delaying rapture of fat Americans!

Glad Kimmel is now calling out Brendan Carr and Donald Trump, and, specifically, laughing at these weak men. Always mock bullies. They have the weakest chins.

In my mom's defense, she did NOT take tylenol while pregnant with me. She just did coke, like a good mother

I can't stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂

Now I know what my problem is! 🤣🤣🤣

Do other sucking countries get the vote on the Nobel Peace Prize? ✌️ My grandmother always says it's better to lure flies with confiture than with caca 💩.

Damn, I've misplaced my bottle of Epsteinaminophen... RELEASE THE FILES!! TYLENOL SHOULD SUE!

Epsteinaminophen.

I’ve been raptured….oh wait, hang on - I just did my supermarket order and got my preferred time slot 🤣

From the makers of I can’t believe it’s not butter comes I don’t think these are medical professionals and I’m pretty sure this isn’t real life

A productive morning already since I couldn't sleep. Cut up/repackaged a roast and some ground beef I picked up yesterday. Unloaded and reloaded dishwasher. Did my daily Wordle, checked e-mail and all of the other things I do online each morning. And it's not even 7AM yet!

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Yep. Trust once lost is very difficult to regain. I can assure you I won't be resubscribing any time soon. Or going to Disneyworld. Or buying any products. We are at two strikes already, you're already "out" in my eyes.

EVERYONE GO BUY A BOTTLE OF TYLENOL TOMORROW 💊 #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #ResistanceUnited #MomSky #BlueCrew #FightBack

❤️💯

Seriously has anyone asked if Melania took Tylenol because it would make everything that is happening more clear.

Apparently Ulta doesn't have smaller boxes???

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RT if Mick is right.

Release the epsteinaminophen files

Excellent. Still not supporting Disney though. Once again, this is all a power play and don't forget that. Poor Donny and the Magats though...

Cesar Milan be like: dog is this true

What I'm wearing to the Rapture

This!

I only know two people who have clearly truly taken Christ into their hearts and who could possibly qualify for rapture so even if it did happen would we notice?

Hey non-rapture folks--party at 1AM 9/24. Sign up below for what you are bringing! Let's make this epic! .BYOB. I'll provide pulled BBQ pork and buns, my tarot card and an Ouija board. You?

If you are one of the rapture people… you should be GIVING your stuff away…. Why are you selling your stuff? You don’t need money where you are going

Autumn has entered the chat 🍂🎃

The ending gets me every time...🤣 youtube.com/shorts/7QrSl...

I'm surprised NBC hasn't been forced to fire this journalist yet

I usually don't follow Anonymous on any platform but this is not only interesting but I think spot on. youtu.be/rt93xlDN4u8?...

subtly downgrade a band: Beer Blossoms