Current $3285. Goal $10k. LAST WEEK for Feb avatar theme THE MUPPETS! or a My Magical Ungulate avatar! Only $50+CAD. Tax deductible! Details in jpegs/alt text! Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026

Ultrasonic extract production? This has some interesting possibilities. youtu.be/0vJt6eGlOcU?...

Uh oh youtu.be/p_0ox4BDDGk

🤣MAGA Tears Alert: Trumpers are DEVASTATED finding out the man scoring the winning gold-medal Olympic goal is one of the NHL's biggest advocates for Pride Night. Jack Hughes made it simple: "It's really important. It wasn't even a thought to not support it. It's how I grew up."

My motto for the hellscape that is 2026

Five authors I've read at least five books by: Terry Pratchett Christopher Moore A. Lee Martinez Patricia Briggs Jim C Hines

I believe in you, little guy

In his house at R'lyeh, dread Cthulhu lies dreaming. There is a nudge on his back. "Fgimb?" eldritch Cthulhu mumbles. "Scoot over a bit." The elder god complies, and soon resumes dreaming. Being spooned alters the dreams. "Mhrrm..." "Yes, it's nice." The visitor snuggles in and falls asleep.

Someone tell Hillary that this is her husband’s legacy too

have you ever read one of my Discworld QOTDs and thought, hey, I should really get around to reading those books? good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - it’s Kobo but it’s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader you won’t regret it

#MCFC2026 is over! Here're the stats from Closing Ceremonies: Attendees: 2525 Money raised: $35k for Wolf Creek Habitat #MCFC2027's theme: Here there be Dragons! Thanks for joining us at #MCFC26:  Press Paws to Start! Please fill out our feedback form at motorcityfurrycon.org/feedback/

Pre-2000, Xavier’s school was way more dangerous than any other school in the U.S., but it kind of just evened out over the last 25 years.

Thinking of @buddygoodboy.com for some reason

#EXTRALIFE youtube.com/shorts/Xw8Yj...

When a friend tells you they have not gotten to the dealers den because they have been catching up on sleep

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

In honor of Valentine’s Day with my wonderful partner @quackquackhonk.bsky.social, enjoy our song. May you all find someone who puts up with your bullshit the same way she puts up with mine. youtu.be/kWD5gdpt4Dw?...

“Remember! Topologically, all people are tubes, so every sexual encounter is technically sounding! …UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!”

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

So, what raffle prize(s) would incentivize you to donate to charity?

Man, I would love not to be dealing with stuff for a con while literally packing for another one. I guess it is great to be popular!

Current $2560. Goal $10k. In celebration of the return of The Muppet Show this week, Feb avatar theme will be THE MUPPETS! And you can donate for a My Magical Ungulate avatar until the end of Feb! Only $50+CAD. Tax deductible! Details in jpegs/alt text! Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026

One book goes up for funding tomorrow. "Knock 'Em Down a Peg" Our pegging anthology that's going to expand so much on the topic of strap-ons "Milk and Cookies" Because I don't know of a lactation anthology out there and we aim to please Make your choice! (Reply your answer.)

@cnn.com I DON'T WANT TO CROSSTALK ✋

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.

Age verification? I was traumatized by this:

"Sure," said the rocket scientist, "we can send rockets to the moon." "We can build a city there," said the engineer. "It'll be expensive, but we can do it." "But why?" said the economist. "What would you mine there you can't get on Earth?" "One thing," said the billionaire. "Respect."

My wife informs me that the addition of sprinkle flavoring is not an improvement on root beer flavor.

Dropping the price to $500 even for the last two hours of the show. The less we we have to carry home, the better!

I'm going to go somewhere private and laugh about this for an hour. Also Kid Rock looks like Chlamydia and the Crypt Keeper had a baby using a gas station hot dog for a womb.

The urge to suggest highly cursed art is strong….

All February, the ebook of KING BULLET—the book that was supposed to be the end of the Sandman Slim series—is on sale for $1.99 in all your favorite formats. (the absolutely last, I'm not kidding, for real final Sandman Slim novel, IN THE DEVIL WIND, will be out later this year)

If you've never played Munchkin, here are four great reasons why now is the best time to try! Learn more, kick down the door, and make your pledge for Munchkin Second Edition, only on BackerKit! bit.ly/munchkin2ebk

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Pspspspspspsp 🐈‍⬛ What is a hotel if not a big box? Come to Fursquared this weekend and you can live out all your box sitting dreams! 🔗: fursquared.com/reg

It’s not really maladaptive if it almost, kind of, works… right?

People who want to go back to the 1950s have forgotten the lesson of 90s commercials, specifically "THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDPA'S [whatever]" You should not want the life your grandfather had, you should want to blow his rocking chair out the window with the force of opening a can of Surge.

Given how we steal words wholesale why is English so deficient in proper words for sympathy? How do we not have a word for ‘my heart aches that you have to deal with such loss and sorrow’ gets reduced to “I’m sorry” or “deepest sympathies”

Cartoon: Happy Groundhog Day :)

Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.

Bro, there is no conspiracy theory thats crazier from the truth. If you had told me 2 weeks ago that Jeffrey fucking epstien was the reason for micro transactions in video games, and all these gaming companies were in on it. I think I would have probably called in a wellness check for you.

"Sergey Brin, the co-founder of Google and one of the richest men in the world, visited Jeffrey Epstein’s private island in St. Thomas, made plans to dine at Mr. Epstein’s home and corresponded with Ghislaine Maxwell, Mr. Epstein’s longtime companion and convicted co-conspirator..."

Check this out!! It is amazing!

I can tell how tired I am because someone mentioned bringing culture to an event and I immediately thought of bringing kefir as a drink mixer… Now I wonder what would go well with liquid yogurt… Irish cream? Maybe coffee liqueur?

Good morning