I'm half watching Ready Player One in work and holy fuck it seems bad. There's making cultural references and then there's...I just saw a character reference an old advert and they say "hey, remember that old advert" Goro just had a chestburster come out of them. It's like AI slop as a full film.

Feels weird to be sad about losing a stranger who made solid quips and jokes on the internet, but as someone who holds that ability in high esteem, this is a real loss.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MODERN IRONIC RECREATION FOR SOME VEKTROID LIKE VAPORWAVE PROJECT AND IT'S JUST ACTUALLY A REAL ARTIFACT FROM THE TIME AND IT'S FUCKING GLORIOUS!

Nothing quite like the worst most distasteful wrong about everything people opposing X thing so vehemently to make people just want to care for and defend X thing. And when that X is just categorically nice decent people that you've probably met, then you're going to go to bat much harder.

Yeah no that slop account cares more about emotional catharsis than providing a real public service. Stop following them.

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

The elder gays went through a lot, the likes of which I am lucky to not even be able to comprehend. So I give some respect there, but fuck me.... I did used to listen to the Savage lovecast and I'm so fucking glad it wasn't my only source of queer identity.

Can I get super powers already? I promise to only use them for cool shit* *Crimes

What a shitty fucking week for the world...hug those you love.

It's a little known fact that the predator in Predator isn't actually arming a bomb on its wrist computer near the end, but is calling The Police.

ok, this is my favorite so far:

...Arbeit macht stirfry? (Why am I like this?)

It's unreal that there is a left wing government in power and when you ask me what they are doing or saying that is better and more left wing then the outgoing government I can name like two things... I abhor these people

Not for nothing but you really shouldn't use THAT word in THAT font in THAT colour scheme.

You will be visited by three spirits

“Are you a good witch or a bad witch” Dorothy: I’m not a witch at all, witches are old and ugly” G: “I am a witch” D: “I didn’t know witches could be beautiful” G: “Only good ones, bad ones are hideous” D: “wait, did you just call me plain?” G: “well, you called me old”

Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.

This show was so integral to so much of who I was. I cannot begin to convey my love for this program and the impact it had on me.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

All Doug Jones's are cool as heck.

Unconscionable

Absolutely delightful time watching the live stage performance of my neighbour Totoro. Puppetry unlike anything I've ever seen (both Totoro's in these shots are fully puppeteered characters in the show and you can see their size in comparison to the actors beside them)

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

This guy can only eat fish if they are on their own because he's not allowed within 100m of a school.

I look forward to Labour taking a thorough walloping and decide they lost because they didn't right wing enough.

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Roblox

ah got it. so if you steal the porn and sell it - then its okay. gotcha You know if you call Visa today, tomorrow, day after, and month after month after fucking month. remind them that they let this happen.

The Manchester Reddit group should be r/kid

Being unemployed is fun, and not at all a humiliating, demeaning and stressful way to waste months at a time for nothing of worth to come back. I don't want to break down, cry or run away into the forest at all!

Job hunting is fun because you get to apply for something, wait two months to hear anything from them, get offered an interview two weeks later, and then spend another two weeks waiting to hear back that you haven't got the job. :(

All commentary on leaving Twitter seem to miss the fundamental reason why i use Twitter.I want to interact with the people,ideas + media that I enjoy.Just like I do everywhere. I don't listen to speedcore very often, why would I spend my time listening to a station that forced me to hear more of it?

I wish nothing but the worst for every person involved in these disgusting acts of cruelty.

Highly recommended. Extremely funny. Jerk the musical is especially great.

Light yagami is a dumbass. Imagine having the ability of "I write down a name in a book and they die, no matter where they are" and getting caught in like a week. I

Nearly my entire friend network and some of the people I have loved the most in the whole world have been found on social media. My closest friend who I still talk to near daily I met 25 years ago in a chat room online when we were 12 and 13 respectively. Social media saved my life.

God damnit my last post was AI wasn't it? Ugh.

Haha. I would have loved to hear MFDoom do this for real

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Found my chaser trans dating app profile picture.

How much would you pay for this fine meal? Because this spicy vegan chicken burger cost me ten British pounds.

Reminds me that the two people who created Mensa wanted it to be an 'aristocracy of the intellect' and hated what they made because the members were the wrong sort. One hated that the members were working class and the other that they were all nerds who were obsessed with solving puzzles.

Even if you loved AI, surely this item at its best is rubbish? Shouldn't the reason for a product always be "this solves a problem my current situation can't" and there's nothing here better than a phone with chatgpt on it.

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