I love a party with a happy atmosphere #totp

PLEASE GOD.

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

Good. #traitersUK #TheTraitors

Trigger warning, this post mocks a babd you like. Barenaked ladies, the band HMHB wished they were as good as. #totp

I liked Unkle, but they chose guest vocalists poorly, Brown is ruining this #totp

No memory of these Hanson-a-likes #totp

Traitors spoilers!

I'm known for my nuance and subtlety, so let me just say this: 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘-𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Awaiting arrival of nine 15/16 year old girls for my daughter's murder mystery 16th birthday party. Thoughts and prayers and all that may be required!

The River known locally as The Cairn.

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

I trust you've all resolved not to bang on endlessly about how long January is this year? Same length as most months and why would you want to wish the year away? 2025 was only 6 week's long for fuck sake.

Last Saturday, I saw my last gig of the year, Snapped Ankles at the Institute of Contemporary Arts. It was a huge amount of fun! I've seen a lot of music this year, so I decided to have a go at listing them all, so from memory... 1/n

Family gig outing tonight, all three of us off to Brixton Academy to see the always excellent Everything Everything play their seminal Get to Heaven album in full for its 10th anniversary A band I have loved for years and our teenage sprog's first fave band when she was only 5! #ArtRockIsSmartRock

It’s been pointed out to me I missed the sad passing of Virgin Media Ron back in 2021. I’ve been asked to retrospectively add him to the montage in the book and I’ve said I will if I sell another book tonight.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: (Gonna try to do this as one per decade) Metallica Nirvana LCD Soundsystem Three Trapped Tigers AK/DK

"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."

A movie that takes place where you're from. There aren't any. But we get a mention here:

Just had Reform at the door, I had planned to troll them a bit when it happened. When it came down to it I just said, "No. Bye." and shut the door on them. The disappointed "oh" from the other side of the door was at least quite satisfying.

I know little to nothing about Nick Drake. I had assumed it was because he was dull as dishwater. I was right. #notTOTP

Doing this today #LiveAtLeeds Especially looking forward to Warmduscher and Adult DVD later

I'm watching the Eurythmics thing on bbc4 and have just realised that, 20 years ago, it was actually Dave Stewart I met and not Dave Gahan. Luckily, all I said was, "alright Dave". So I can rest easy.

Last night I saw the incredible SCALER at Electrowerkz, 7th or 8th time I’ve seen them and they somehow get better and better every single time. Probably the best live band in the UK today! Do try to see them if you get the opportunity.

I wonder if the Manics intended that dirge to be a damning indictment of their own song? #totp

Alice pressed against the legs So she can see the head In case the king of kings should crawl And crush his works upon the floor Alice in her party dress She thanks you kindly So sweet and fair She needs you like she needs his works To tell her just when to despair

BAT! #totp

Mark Bonnar not taking the unjustified banishment well then. #CelebrityTraitors

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! It’s Mr Blobby in Terminator 2.

I've reading stuff I wrote 20 yrs ago. When Dave became Tory leader: David "Rent Boy" Cameron. Choose tax cuts, choose loss of public services, choose the end of the NHS, further degredation of the transport network, choose unemployment, homelessness, the redivision of the classes. Choose Cameron.

Gonna start loading up all the Mr Blobby in films I did. One a day. Starting with Mr Blobby in the Matrix.

If you say so Sainsbury's.

"wait", said Aelxia, "I thought everyone was coming dessed as Natalie Imbrugla!" #totp

Make a band even more alcoholic: The Summer Lightning Seeds

Make a band even more alcoholic VP and the Sunshine Band Leffe Blondie Ian Dury and the Pissheads

Make a band even more alcoholic The Bottles Gins N' Roses Wet Wet Wet Your Whistle

Vodkatrina and the Waves

Make a band even more alcoholic Buckfast Fizz

Make a band even more alcoholic: The Jimi Old Speckled Hendrix Experience

Make a band even more alcoholic Tennents Super Furry Animals

No emergency alert for me ☹️

15yo just asked if we'd get a bank holiday when David Attenborough dies, cos she's gonna need a day to mourn. I couldn't disagree.

Got this view for a couple of weeks

We're stumbling but I think we're still in it #totp

We're on the march with Ali's army .. #totp

I had no idea the journey to Jive Bunny was so long and so tedious. #totp

Why did music hate us so much in 1998? #totp